Pledge of Commiment

(This pledge is to be recited upon every sunrise, and spoken by every savage regardless of age)
On this day I rejoice.
For today I am granted the opertunity to serve my country.
To serve my ruler.
To serve god himself.
And I shall do everything in my power to preserve our paradise.
To extremes such as self-destruction.
To secure a future for the armed republic regime.
So help me god.