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by The Holy Empire of Notseeland. . 5 reads.

The Cat

We ban all religion.
it must never be practiced in the home or practiced in the presence of a minor, regardless if its your own child.
The One True god is the Cat. the cat is fluffy, and lovable therefore, ALL children worship the cat in town square in the capitol. his Name is Jerith and he like fried Rich.
On April 20th each year, we sacrifice the smartest Rich in the entire state for Proper harvest.
jerith also loves coffee. which is the national plant is given to the Cat every month on the eve of the first 1st menstruation (fore all our women menstruate simultaneously).

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