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by The Interuniversal Civilization of Aivintis. . 38 reads.

How Our Universe Was Created

1. And our lord and savior Bill Wurtz said "forget this" and it was forgotten. 2. And our lord and savior Bill Wurtz said "i wanna be something" and he became everything. 3. And our lord and savior Bill Wurtz said "i wanna go somewhere" and he went everywhere. 4. And our lord and savior Bill Wurtz said "i wanna do something" and he did everything. 5. And our lord and savior Bill Wurtz said "i want things to change" and everything changed. 6. And our lord and savior Bill Wurtz said "i wanna invent time and space" and time and space were invented. 7. And the universe was, and the universe was strange and beautiful and it was made of quarks and stuff. 8. And our lord and savior Bill Wurtz paused it, seeing a thing in a place. 9. And our lord and savior Bill Wurtz resumed it, trying a different place at a different time. 10. And our lord and savior Bill Wurtz commanded "Try to stick together, because the world is going to get bigger and emptier." And thus gravity was created. 11. And our lord and savior Bill Wurtz reassured the universe, "But it's not empty yet." 12. And our lord and savior Bill Wurtz observed that it was about a kjghpillion degrees.

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