HELLSLINK NEWS 5/4/2020

Lucifer is planning on large raids to combat the loss of slaves due to cannibalism in the impoverished regions of Underland. Cannibals will be captured and eaten alive by the rich of Hellslink as punishment and to give them their own treatment. In other news, our nation has begone working on advanced cloning and DNA splicing and harvesting, this could lead to new mutations and larger amounts of food for our inevitable celebrations and banquettes due to the success our nation has recently had in scientific and military advancements.

Farms have received more cows due to how much milk prices have risen, and a new vegetable discovered in the forests of Volinovia, no name has been discussed yet, but soon we will give word. It is a very potent vegetable being both tangy and parse in the amounts of flavors that are obtained when biting into the vegetable. Giving the consumer vigor and visions of past memories of ancestors being killed or killing. Spectators are calling this new vegetable the "Warflower" due to its way of making the consumer a little violent...

Savages in the north have been massacred and our lovely nation has become even bigger, Developments of Mines and Farms are being constructed and also a coastal city, being known as SteamVeil will be able to contain up to 50,000 citizens at the start of construction of the first apartment complex. Silver, Diamonds, and Clay have been booming in resource warehouses and our economy is SKYROCKETING! Thanks to these expansions the Hellslink people will be able to spread their corrupted seed by the billions.

This has been Hellslink news, have a good day and always remember... RIP AND TEAR