Snail Crushes Tanabon

(BOX News - Seattle, Tanabon) - Snails have struck again in the Tanabonian city of Seattle. Just after Friently was trying to respond to the recent snail attack on their ships, another snail attack came in with fire and fury. Last night, the Seattle capital was taken down to shreds by a giant snail, this one crashing down like an asteroid from outer space. The snail went on a rampage crushing the city to the ground with its slim trails in its path as well as eating certain buildings.

Early on the morning of May 11, nearly 90 million chickens or almost 97% of the total Tanabonian chicken population were reported missing. Experts believe it was the work of giant snails, which after getting high off Allegra fever medicine due to a factory accident, proceeded to devour all the chickens they could find. The giant snail, scientifically known as Helix Giganti Jenovasensis, is a common carnivorous species native to North Fusea. It was first introduced to Verusea in the 1970s as an exotic pet item. However, in recent years, the snail population has grown out of control, leading to the snails being labeled as an invasive species.

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