Section One: Membership
i. No person shall be admitted membership to the Recruiters Club without having first sent the equivalent of five thousand recruitment telegrams manually. Admittance shall be immediate, but the candidate may deny membership. Should membership be denied, that person shall not be permitted admittance to the Club permanently.
ii. Members will be required to follow all Charter rules of the Club. No member shall be exempt.
iii. Members may voluntarily terminate their membership within the Club at any time, via notification of an officer of the Club. They may become reinstated in the Club at any time.
iv. Members may have their membership revoked by an eighteen out of twenty-seven vote of the officers of the Club. Former members who have had their membership revoked may be permitted to re-enter the Club on a ten out of fifteen vote of the officers of the Club.
v. Members who are or were at one time, after the ratification of this Charter, in the Top Five recruiters list shall be considered Senior Members of the Club. Senior Members may retain their status as Senior Members after losing Top Five status.
Section Two: Officers of the Club
i. The officers of the Club shall consist of the Top Three recruiters.
ii. The officers of the Club shall be tasked with enforcing and upkeeping the Charter of the Club.
iii. The officers of the Club may create new members, in accordance with the Charter, and may revoke the membership of members, in accordance with the Charter.
iv. Should an officer lose Top Three status, they will immediately be replaced by the next eligible member.
v. Should an officer be removed from the Club while still holding Top Three status, the next eligible member will take his place.
Section One: Bylaws
i. Officers of the Club may approve and implement new bylaws by a one hundred sixty out of two hundred forty vote.
ii. Officers of the Club may remove bylaws by a twelve out of eighteen vote.
Section One: Rules of the Club
i. No member shall be permitted to promiscuate the presence of the Recruitment Club.
ii. Members of the Club shall be required to consider themselves better than those not members of the Club.
iii. All members of the Club shall be required to respond to every pingsock, regardless of context.
iv. All members of the Club, when pinged, must reply with a pingsock.
v. All members of the Club shall be required to have very curly mustaches, fake or otherwise.
vi. All members of the Club must show hatred and loathing for the NationStates anti-spam mechanics.
Section Two: The "Real" Rules of the Club
i. Members of the Club will be required to follow the Rules of Recruitment Etiquette.
a. Members will not recruit for a region while someone else is already recruiting for that region.
b. Members will assist new recruiters or those wishing to learn recruitment, as necessary and within reason.
c. Members of the Club will refrain from discussing unsavory or sensitive topics within the Club House.
d. Members of the Club will sustain a certain level of decorum, though this level is arbitrary and pretty much up to the officers of the Club.
ii. Members of the Club will assist each other in the process of recruitment and sending both welcome and exit telegrams, when possible and within reason.
iii. Members of the Club will assist other regions in the process of recruitment as requested and within reason.
iv. Members of the Club will not aboose the Moose.
Written by New Jaedonstan, without any prompting and with little preparation. Now maintained by Duby. All corrections and complaints should be forwarded to Duby. Seriously though, do not reproduce in whole or in part without explicit permission. Though, who the heck would want to steal this anyway? Oh, and members of the Club will upvote this dispatch!