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by Pastalands. . 43 reads.

The Black Hawks invasion

The Black Hawks invaded us on 6/1/2020
They dismissed all the officers and requested closures of all the embassies.

This is the message they left
The Black Hawks went out today to test their skills with riding bikes through sandcastles. This practice has been perfected over many years and has been mastered by many Hawks throughout the ages.

If you want to learn how to ride a bike through someone’s sandcastle, LinkCome Join Us!

Hawks:

SGT Pterodaxtyl (trigger)
CPL Refuge-
CPL Salizene
CPL Miravana
CPL Black hawk zazumo
CPL Crushing Our Enemies
PFC Holoratus Retcon Starkiller[/b]

History of events:

2 minutes ago: Pastalands granted posting privileges on the The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands Regional Message Board to nations in embassy regions.
3 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Interdimensional Community.
3 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Steakhouse in Nationstates.
3 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Avadam Inn.
3 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The 1st Entente.
4 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Meatpackers union.
4 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The United Multiverses.
4 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Fredonia.
4 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Monarchist and Democratic Alliance.
4 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The NewsStand.
4 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop.
4 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Flying Fishes Bait Shop.
4 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Thanksgiving.
4 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Sands.
4 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago.
5 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Embassy.
5 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Misanthropic Bloc.
13 minutes ago: Pastalands unsuppressed a post on the The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands Regional Message Board.
18 minutes ago: Avonto agreed to construct embassies between Lasagna and The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
27 minutes ago: Pastalands appointed Otrua as Vice-Delegate with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
55 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and NationStatesHolics Anonymous.
55 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Weeks Auto Repair.
55 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Great Universe.
55 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Nordur.
55 minutes ago: Pastalands indicated that The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands did not wish to close its embassy with SECFanatics.
55 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Rogue CONclave.
60 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Lardyland.
60 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Hollow Point.
60 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Gypsy Lands.
65 minutes ago: Pastalands lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
68 minutes ago: Pastalands updated the World Factbook entry in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
68 minutes ago: Pastalands altered the regional flag of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
71 minutes ago: Pastalands proposed constructing embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Lasagna.
74 minutes ago: Pastalands appointed Veselica as Vice-Delegate with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
75 minutes ago: Pastalands appointed Spaghetti Marinara as Vice-Delegate with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
75 minutes ago: Pastalands appointed Korotania as Vice-Delegate with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
78 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Penguia.
78 minutes ago: Pastalands removed the tag "Invader" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
78 minutes ago: Pastalands updated the World Factbook entry in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
80 minutes ago: Pastalands published "The Black Hawks invasion" (Factbook: History).
83 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Doctor Who Universe.
83 minutes ago: Pastalands cancelled the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Bar on the corner of every region.
83 minutes ago: Pastalands aborted construction of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Black Hawks.
84 minutes ago: Pastalands removed Appearance, Communications, and Embassies authority from Oaks 18 and renamed the office from "I come bearing gifts of reform" to "a visiting turd" in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
85 minutes ago: Pastalands removed Executive, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, and Embassies authority from the WA Delegate in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
3 hours ago: Satellite-19's influence in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
14 hours ago: Satellite-19's influence in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
14 hours ago: Satellite-19 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and Most Average.
19 hours ago: Oaks 18 revoked posting privileges on the The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands Regional Message Board from nations in embassy regions.
19 hours ago: Oaks 18 suppressed a post on the The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands Regional Message Board.
21 hours ago: Sfr Creeptopia lodged a message on the The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands Regional Message Board.
1 day 1 hour ago: Jakker agreed to construct embassies between The Black Hawks and The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 1 hour ago: Wedgest ordered the closure of embassies between SECFanatics and The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 1 hour ago: Wedgest ordered the closure of embassies between SECFanatics and The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 1 hour ago: Montu Castanilius relocated from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands to Devide by Zero.
1 day 2 hours ago: Stab 14 relocated from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands to Devide by Zero.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 relocated from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands to Devide by Zero.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 proposed constructing embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Black Hawks.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Interdimensional Community.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Steakhouse in Nationstates.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Avadam Inn.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The 1st Entente.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Meatpackers union.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The United Multiverses.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Fredonia.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Monarchist and Democratic Alliance.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The NewsStand.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Flying Fishes Bait Shop.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Thanksgiving.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Sands.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Embassy.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Misanthropic Bloc.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and NationStatesHolics Anonymous.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Weeks Auto Repair.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Great Universe.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Nordur.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and SECFanatics.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Rogue CONclave.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Lardyland.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Hollow Point.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Gypsy Lands.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and Penguia.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Doctor Who Universe.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 ordered the closure of embassies between The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands and The Bar on the corner of every region.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 established the regional flag of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 2 hours ago: Oaks 18 updated the World Factbook entry in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 2 hours ago: A Zazy Puppet 16 relocated from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands to Devide by Zero.
1 day 2 hours ago: Satellite-19 altered its national flag.
1 day 2 hours ago: Satellite-19 changed its national nation type to "Protectorate".
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 updated the World Factbook entry in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 abolished the regional flag of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 added the tag "Invader" to The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Video Game" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Snarky" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Surreal" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Fandom" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Silly" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Social" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Parody" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Magical" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Pacifist" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Liberal" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Casual" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Eco-Friendly" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 removed the tag "Anti-Fascist" from The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 dismissed Korotania as Vice-Delegate of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 dismissed Spaghetti Marinara as Vice-Delegate of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 appointed Oaks 18 as I come bearing gifts of reform with authority over Appearance, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 appointed Oaks 18 as I come bearing gifts of reform with authority over Appearance, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Satellite-19 resigned from the World Assembly.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 became WA Delegate of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Stab 14's influence in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
1 day 3 hours ago: Montu Castanilius's influence in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18's influence in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands rose from "Zero" to "Page".
1 day 3 hours ago: A Zazy Puppet 16's influence in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
1 day 3 hours ago: Stab 14 relocated from Devide by Zero to The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: A Zazy Puppet 16 relocated from Devide by Zero to The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Satellite-19 relocated from Devide by Zero to The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Montu Castanilius relocated from Devide by Zero to The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Oaks 18 relocated from Devide by Zero to The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands.
1 day 3 hours ago: Satellite-19 endorsed Oaks 18.
1 day 3 hours ago: Satellite-19 was admitted to the World Assembly.
1 day 3 hours ago: Satellite-19 relocated from Divide by Zero to Devide by Zero.
1 day 3 hours ago: Satellite-19 applied to join the World Assembly.
1 day 3 hours ago: Satellite-19's influence in Divide by Zero rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
1 day 4 hours ago: Satellite-19 relocated from The Pacific to Divide by Zero.
1 day 4 hours ago: Satellite-19 was founded in The Pacific.
1 day 14 hours ago: Pastalands was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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