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Football/Soccer League - Lascivio Foedus et Contentio

Lascivio Foedus et Contentio
Lascivio Foedus et Contentio translates to the Sporting League for Athletes. It is commonly referred to as the LFC. The league is comprised of twelve teams from around Praeceptia's nation. Teams are commonly known as a Clava or Clavas, translated as Club or Clubs



Team Name - Location
• Clava Fortissimum - Tralamis
• Summus Primus et Clava - Pithia
• Clava Monscollis - Monscollis
• Oldest Team
• Vetus sed Chrysus - Chrys
• Clava Nicoporia - Nicopriau
• Clava Leones Ignis - Monsigneus
• Maxime Fidelium et Clava - Primusu
• Clava Simia - Himiae
• All-Chimp Team
• Expansion Team
• De Clava Sicario - Magnextrus
• Insulam Bigas - Insuloppidum
• Privus et Clava - Naxyn
• Quod Calvaria - Ossumastu


LFC Format
Teams play each opponent twice, once home and once away, resulting in 22 games played per team. At the end of these 22 games, teams are drawn into four groups of three, with higher ranking teams being drawn against lower ranking teams. I.e. First place would get drawn against twelfth place and eleventh place, while second gets drawn against tenth and ninth, third gets drawn against eighth and seventh, and fourth gets drawn against fifth and sixth.

These four groups then play each of these opponents twice each, resulting in four games played per team. The top ranked team in each group moves onto the knockout stage. The best of these four teams from the group stage plays the worst from the group stage, while the middle two play each other. The winner of this final earns the most prize money and is awarded the LFC's highest honor, the Ultimum Tropaea, or the Ultimate Trophy.


The Lascivio Cup
The Lascivio Cup takes place after the regular season. It is a tournament where any team who can afford the sign up fees may enter. Teams off the street, pub teams, and the like play several preliminary rounds before entering into the arena with semi-professional teams. These preliminary rounds take place during the regular season to prepare for the end of season tournament. After a maximum of 64 teams are left, the knockout stage begins. LFC teams, semi-professional teams, and any remaining non-professional teams enter into this stage, all seeking the Lascivio Cup. The winner at the final of this tournament earns their team that year's Lascivio Cup.



LFC Regular Season and Lascivio Cup Awards
Golden Boot
Tibi Bradium (Best Player Award)
Golden Glove
Playmaker (Most Assists)
Golden Praeceptian (Most loyal to the state)

Stadius ex Heroibus, The Stadium of Heroes
The Stadius ex Heroibus was completed only months prior to our entrance into the Baptism of Fire. The stadium's design spared no expense for the upcoming World Cup 86 qualifications. Here are the highlights of the grounds.

Seating
The stadium can fit over 100,000 fans. Each seat comes with a cupholder, usb charger ports, and even misters for those hot summer days. Fans can also pay a bit extra for various upgrades, including, but not limited to, box seating, lounge chair seating, microwaves under the seat, fold-out-television sets, stocked mini-fridges, and much, much more! Just, please, no infants, especially crying ones.

Amenities
Attached to the northern edge of the stadium is what we like to call Suitor's Strip, the site of some of our best attractions. Suitor's Strip rivals our largest malls and provides so much more entertainment than your average shopping area. Every restaurant is rated five-stars. Every gift shop sells only the highest quality items. And every employee is there to take care of your every whim!

The eastern complex is where most traveling fans will be staying. We have provided a five level underground parking garage, a 30 story hotel, and easy access to the stadium. To top it off, the airport is only five minutes away and our world class waterpark, Swim-Win-Inspire-Magic (S.W.I.M.), is just down the road!

To the south lays the Lake of Wonder where anyone can go to swim, fish, or enjoy the sun. Snorkeling equipment, jet-ski's, and other water sports gear can be checked out at the Lake's kiosk desk. Don't forget to bring your swimming suit!

Within the stadium is more than you would expect. We have a theater with three separate rooms, seven gaming lounges throughout the stadium, a day care center, a fully stocked wine cellar, a restaurant and bar complete with a mega-sized television from which to watch the game, and restaurants that each have their own theme, including Perry Hatter, King of the Crowns, Sun Wars, A Play of Thrones, and even Cretaceous Park.

Team Amenities
On the west side of the stadium are two identical complexes, one for the home team, one for the away team, both separated by over two acres of woodland. The complexes come with individual suites for each player, coach, and staff member in the private team hotel; training grounds with all necessary equipment; an olympic sized swimming pool; fully stocked gym; a running track; a spa; mini-theater; botanical garden; cafeteria, where all dietary needs are met; and even a gaming lounge where every console, personal computer, and handheld device can be played, each with all of the most popular games. We have pulled out all of the stops in order to provide the best experience possible for your team in Praeceptia! We have even thrown in a personal servant for each member of your team during their stay in our wonderful nation.

Construction Statistics
• Only 2,514 workers died during the construction of the stadium and surrounding complexes. A record low for a project of this size!
• A whopping $200,000 Oneros were paid out to servants during construction - yet another record broken for the lowest ever amount paid out to servants during the construction of a sports stadium
• Barely even 454 families were displaced to construct the Stadius ex Heroibus
• Over 1,000 unpaid servants are employed by the stadium, not eve close to breaking the record of 16,978 by Macrohard Inc.
• The newly installed facial recognition software is some of the best in the country, only costing just over $27,000,000 Oneros

Stadium Home City
The Stadius ex Heroibus is located in the city of Magnextrus, one of the largest and most prosperous cities in Praecptia. Magnextrus is known for its moderate temperatures, beautiful coastline, and gorgeous mountains. During the summer it is common to go swimming and surfing at the beach, relax at one of the various tiki bars, or go for a hike through Mount Procerus. In the fall and winter, common activities are hunting on the nature preserve, unwinding in one of the many mountain cafιs, or even seeing De Clava Sicario, Magnextrus’s home football team, play a game.



Praeceptia National Team Stats

Games Played

Wins

Draws

Losses

GF

GA

GD

Trophies, honors, Best Place Finish, etc.

Overall

6

2

2

2

19

15

+4

N/A

Curagendarius Amet; Manager; Career: BoF 73

6

2

2

2

19

15

+4

BoF Ro16

Praeceptia

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