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The Grand Meme-Lympics: Ievan Polkka in 46 versions (and still increasing)

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Ievan Polkka Grand-Memelympics

So, what is Ievan Polkka Grand-Memelympics?

Well, behind all of my memes, there was literally no reason I made this. I was compiling a list of Ievan Polkka versions for, yes you have guessed, totally no reason. But I decided to make it the Interegional Ievan Polkka Grand-Memelympics, for again, no reason.

How do I participate?

Simply, send me a telegram with a version, that is not yet on the list. In the telegram, you will want to send me name of the region, which has to receive points for that. For each submission, your region gets 1 point. For each submission with dedication, your region gets 3 points. For each submission, that lands in either The Best of or What in the name of Satan: categories, your region gets 5 points. You may add dedication to another nation, it will be added in the brackets - just tell me nation of theirs and what you want to tell them.

What can I win?

Literally nothing, except for the fact, that your region will receive bragging rights of being the most memey region in NationStates.

Current Scores:
The East Pacific: 25 points
10000 Islands: 15 points
Thaecia: 5 points
The Pacific: 5 points

Why there is more submissions, than scores?

Because, as I said, I wanted this to become list of Ievan Polkka Versions (for totally no reason) and I didn't want my so so hard memey work to be lost :(


Many versions but with dedication:
LinkLink Wayvo, I believe it to be KPOP Finnish, oh God, this one lands in What in the name of Satan: (credits: Grea Kriopia of 10000 Islands with dedication to Kyorgia and Chimes)
LinkLink El seor humeante, no recognizable language, THIS IS CURSED, it lands in The Best of and What in the name of Satan, giving 10 points to XKI (credits: Grea Kriopia of 10000 Islands with dedication to HumanSanity)

The Best Of:
LinkLink Loituma, Finish, Regular Version (credits to: TechTag from The East Pacific)
LinkLink Hatsune Miku, Finish, KPOP Live Version
LinkLink TULLETAR, Finish, A capella folklore version with beautiful native Finish women on board
LinkLink Canta Rhei, Polish, Online A Capella version
LinkLink Bilal Goregen, Finish, original version of the meme
LinkLink Salut Salot, Finnish-with-random-syllabes, a meme version performed by wannabedrunk 30s-40s women I love it lol

Historical Category:
LinkLink 1937, Matt Jurva ja Ramblers Orkesteri, Finish, Orchestral version
LinkLink 1947, Onni Laihanen harmonikka, no language, Instrumental version
LinkLink 1952, no data, Finish, Folk version
LinkLink 1953, Viola Turpeinen harmonikkasoolo, no language Instrumental version
LinkLink 1996, Maria Kalaniemi, Maija Karhinen ja Riitta Kossi, Instrumental version

Instrumental and Orchestral Versions:
LinkLink Ugi Mueller, no language, Orchestral Version

Disco, Dance and similar versions:
LinkLink DJ Sharpel, no language, wanna-be-club-music-I-suppose
LinkLink Teknova, no language, Dance version
LinkLink Riikka, Finish, I dont like modern music but I believe it's some kind of dance / club version

Regular Versions:
LinkLink Arttu Suuntala, Finish, Old School Version
LinkLink Pauli Rsnen, Finish, Regular Version
LinkLink Spiritual Seasons, Finish, Regular Version with a little modernism
LinkLink Kation & Len, Finish, Regular Version
LinkLink TUULETAR, Finish, A capella with artistic video
LinkLink Slack Bird, Finish, Regular version with folklore vibe
LinkLink Lorelai, Finish, it's either twins or twice same girl regular version

Choir Versions:
LinkLink unknown choir, Finish I suppose

Asian Versions:
LinkLink Hatsune Miku, Finish, KPOP but 3d anime version (credits to TechTag from The East Pacific)
LinkLink I dont speak that language, so "(イエヴァン・ポルッカ) モンゴル語バージョン(Holly Dolly)原文・和訳歌詞付き", Mongolian, idk, the version is weird (credits to Asendavia from The East Pacific)

European (languages) Versions:
LinkLink Hatsune Miku, English, KPOP version (credits to TechTag from The East Pacific)
LinkLink Chr Altowy Wydziału Biologii, Polish, Choir Version

A Capella Versions:
LinkLink Quorum, Finish, A capella version surprisingly
LinkLink Loituma, Finish, A capella version surprisingly but from 2019

Medieval Versions:
LinkLink Middle Ages, Finish, Instrumental Version (credits to: Agalaesia / Eunopiar from The East Pacific)

Metal & Hard Rock Versions:
LinkLink Korpiklaani, I suppose it's Finnish, Metal version
LinkLink Korpiklaani, I suppose it's Finnish, Metal Live version

Misc Versions:
[url=[/url] Syrex, I suppose it's Finnish, Nightcore with bass (credits to: Asendavia)
LinkLink Korpiklaani, I suppose it's Finnish, Metal Live version

What in the name of Satan:
LinkLink Milja Inkeri, Finish, A Version with Pore (yes, the vegetable) and dedication to Marco ( The Marconian State I suppose??)
LinkLink だんだん加速する (I think it's author name), no language, Instrumental-one-could-say, if-ruler-was-an-instrument
LinkLink Hamburgaga, language cannot be specified, Donald-Version-which-you-do-not-want-to-watch
LinkLink Lena & Laurin, German, I-regret-my-life-version-I-really-do
LinkLink Loituma one could say, Finish, Trump version (credits to: Agalaesia / Eunopiar from The East Pacific - burn in hell)
LinkLink Rob Landes, no language, instrumenal-but-meme-version with man-clothed-as-vibing-cat because why-not
LinkLink Loituma / Reyto, Finish, well anime-girl-with-pore-looped (credits to: Retz / Jean Rowe from The Pacific )
LinkLink TheRealSullyG, no language, otomantone cover which you DO NOT WANT to watch (credits: Pledonia from The East Pacific - I never liked you)
LinkLink The Kiffness & Bilal Goregen, Finish, meme-club-vibing-cat-with-a-lot-of-video-editing-version
LinkLink Hatsune Miku but Vocaloid Brasil but im G Felipe, I dont really know if its Portugese or Finnish, I cant even categorize it (credits to: Voxel from Thaecia)
LinkLink Holly Dolly, Finnish, oh my god version (credits: Asendavia)