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by The Puddle of Socialist Platypus. . 112 reads.

Dispatch Competition, CK 5 year anniversary edition!

Dispatch Competition


Conch Kingdom 5 year anniversary edition!

Hello everyone and Welcome to the Dispatch Competition.
The concept is simple, you have to make a dispatch with one simple restriction, to celebrate Conch Kingdom 5 years anniversary. You will have to make a dispatch themed around the Conches. It can be anything you want.

To participate you will need to submit your dispatch to Socialist Platypus by Telegram, on the RMB or via DM on discord (Tom Regor#7764).
You can submit dispatches between the 16th of february to the 20th of February.

The voting will happen on the 21st and 22nd of February. To vote, you will need to send me a ranking of participants from best to worst (except yours). The competition results will be released on the 23rd. If you submit a dispatch but do not vote you will be disqualified.

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Duby

Five Years in the Sand

Hey look, Conch Kingdom is at its five-year anniversary. Must mean it's something special to still be kicking around in the sand, and with quite an active populous kicking at the sand nonetheless. What makes Conch Kingdom so great? Is it the democratic system, can't be with how lame a democratic system can be. Is it the people, I doubt it when we have some people who will barrage Conch Kingdom simply because of a little scuffle with some others. Why, of course, it's the Conch Cookies that we bake here! Would anyone stay for any other reason besides getting delicious cookies? I think not!

The Conk Kingdom will continue to stay alive if it makes a few changes to the recipe! First off, we need to change the Conch Cookie recipe to make it even better. I was thinking something along the lines of:

    3 Cups of sand which can be obtained anywhere, we're covered in sand!
    2 Tyranosoarus Rex nails which can be obtained in Rex Omnia
    3lbs of Platypus hairs which can be obtained in Socialist Platypus
    10Ozs of Conch Love which can be obtained in all of you!

Second of all, we need to kick Conch Kingdom into the era of Conch Empire of course! With the quick inauguration of Emperor Red going quickly before that of course! I've spoken to Red through the means of messenger crabs, he's told me he wishes for his ceremony of crowning!

    He wants a lot of Roses, which we can just steal from Her Majesty Silver Garden but don't tell them!
    He wants his bride Kurczak Mielony to be by his side as well.
    Cle Brait is to act as a bodyguard to watch out for any signs of a Japo person or someone with an extreme amount of merit.

Red's wants are kept short and simple, as he knows Conch Empire will be an Empire to keep the people happy without too much hard labor!

But, for the time being, while in the Conch Kingdom era of life it is still something to behold in wonder. May the Conch Kingdom live on till Conch Empire is birthed! Happy festival folks!


#ConkKingdom4Ever!

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Kursibar

CONCH KINGS.

CONCH.

KINGS.

CONCH KINGS.

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Socialist Platypus

Conch Versus Cookies

There is a question that no one asks but need to be answered.
What is better? A Conch Shaped Cookie or Cookie Shaped Conch.

While the answer may seem pretty easy, it actually is a tough decision as both have their ups and downs.


Lets start by the most famous ones. The Conch Shaped Cookies, a specialty from our little Kingdom:
Ups:
-They are delicious
-They are unique
-Everyone enjoys eating a cookie
Downs:
-Some people are trying to poison them from time to time.

We can see that the Conch Shaped Cookies as a lot of advantages but let's see what the Cookie Shaped Conch as to offer:
Ups:
-It's a perfect trap, no one can resist to a cookie
-It gives you an amazingly looking Conch and a cookie that will always look good
-Is representative of Conch Kingdom
Downs:
-It's a perfect trap, no one can resist to a cookie, hard to avoid even for the one who set it up.

Conclusion

[size=115]While Conch Shape Cookies vs Cookie Shape Conch will always be an eternal debate we can see that they are hard to compare due to their vastly different use. One being the best way thing to offer, the other being one of the most dangerous traps. If we had to pick a winner however our would have to be Conch Shaped Cookies as they are more useful in the overall regional economy however be sure that Cookie Shaped Conch leaves nothing to be desired.

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Results

Nation

Ranking

Score

Socialist Platypus

1st

4

Duby

2nd

3

Kursibar

3rd

2

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