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TNPV XV - THE FINAL
Unity Through Music
THE FINAL
Hosts: Terry Wogan, Marcus Antonius and Cleopatra VII
Venue: The Antonian Festival Park, The Moral High Ground, Ethnon
Saturday 27th March 2021 8pm GMT
Cleopatra And Marcus Wish You Long Life And Bid You Welcome In Peace To Ethnon
Marcus: Friends! Ethnonians! TNPers! Welcome, welcome all, to the TNPV XV Final! From The Antonian Festival Park in our great city of the The Moral High Ground in Ethnon.
[Applause!]
As we are all aware, Ethnon will not be participating in the final. But that will not stop us from having a wonderful time with you all.
Voting has been very difficult, so many great songs. I am sure that the final twelve songs deserve to be in the Final.
Cleopatra has calmed down now and nobody has been fed to the Crocodiles.....so far. Mind you rumour has it that she is having some of the largest and most aggressive Cobra's ever known, as her new choice of executioners. I think I will be sleeping with one eye open and with my gladius close by. Lol
Any way, we still have Terry with us and no doubt Neonlake will make his presence known during the show.
Well, let's get this show on the road. I shall now pass you onto Terry.
[Applause!]
Terry: Thank you Marcus.
Well hello there audience!
[Applause!]
Are we all ready for the show to start?
Great!
To kick off the show we shall listen to the song that gave Ethnon victory in TNPV XIV.
Let's hear it for the Daft Punk boys and 'Get Lucky'!
[Applause!]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM0h2VM7jpk
[Loud Applause!]
An excellent performance there, I am sure you will agree
Oh I see Neonlake has arrived.
Well he can tell you all the boring stuff. Lol
[Applause!]
Neonlake: Thank you Terry
Hello people!
[Applause!]
I will now show you how the votes are cast.
Only 10 nations will receive points from each participating nation and a nation cannot vote for itself. The votes are cast like this....
12 points: Country
10 points: Country
8 points: Country
7 points: Country
6 points: Country
5 points: Country
4 points: Country
3 points: Country
2 points: Country
1 point: Country
So that's how it's done.
I shall now pass you onto my Mum, who will introduce to you, the twelve songs in the final.
[Applause!]
Cleopatra: Thank you dear.
So here are the lucky finalists for TNPV fifteen.
Enjoy!
[Applause!]
FINALISTS
Tameside
Beat It - Michael Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOn-HdEg6AQ
Cokoland
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
https://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g
Nordic-British Union
WISH - CloudNone
https://youtu.be/B2KV1c-LEX8
Katuda
Something Just Like This - Coldplay
and The Chainsmokers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM7MFYoylVs
Oannia
Stronger - The Score
https://youtu.be/cNld-AHw-Wg
Republica Guilleana
Scar Tissue - Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
https://youtu.be/mzJj5-lubeM
Mon Island
Stitches – Shawn Mendes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfpW0pbvaU
Animu Place
Heartaches - Al Bowlly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S652aa_kXjY
Tringapore
Levitating - Dua Lipa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHuBW3qKm9g
Cereskia
Pompeii - Bastille
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F90Cw4l-8NY
Molossiania
Winged Swings - Elena Shuenkova
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HplUZq66co
El Fiji Grande
Fire for You - Cannons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HQevc9JE0
[Loud Applause!]
Cleopatra: Well, were they not brilliant?
It's going to be very hard to choose a winner from those songs.
I shall now pass you back to Terry for the voting.
[Applause!]
Terry: Thank you your majesty.
Well before we start we have a musical interlude, with the last performance of Ethnon's entry for TNPV fifteen. Sadly it didn't make the Final......
[Cleopatra glares at Terry]
Wha.....What a shame for such a great song!
[Cleopatra smiles at Terry]
Well here's Paul.......just making a few adjustments to his set.....
Ready?....OK.... let's here it for Paul....er...Guru Josh with Infinity!
[Loud Applause!]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfijlpExb4A
[Rapturous Applause!]
Terry: Thank you Paul, you deserved better mate!
Well, it's voting time folks.
I wonder which nation is going to host the next TNPV?
Here are the votes!
VOTES
Konolas
12 points: Molossiania
10 points: Animu Place
8 points: Katuda
7 points: Tringapore
6 points: Tameside
5 points: Oannia
4 points: Cokoland
3 points: Nordic-British Union
2 points: Cereskia
1 point: Mon Island
Figyjharli
12 points: Animu Place - I vote Animu Place in high, well I consider them a senpai. hehehe~
10 points: Republica Guilleana
8 points: Cereskia
7 points: El Fiji Grande
6 points: Oannia
5 points: Tameside
4 points: Cokoland
3 points: Mon Island
2 points: Katuda
1 point: Tringapore
Xagill
12 points: Cereskia
10 points: Katuda
8 points: Republica Guilleana
7 points: El Fiji Grande
6 points: Oannia
5 points: Animu Place
4 points: Tameside
3 points: Molossiania
2 points: Nordic-British Union
1 point: Cokoland
Cokoland
12 points: Mon Island
10 points: Cereskia
8 points: Tringapore
7 points: Oannia
6 points: El Fiji Grande
5 points: Animu Place
4 points: Nordic-British Union
3 points: Tameside
2 points: Katuda
1 point: Republica Guilleana
Nordic-British Union
12 points: Katuda
10 points: Cereskia
8 points: El Fiji grande
7 points: Mossolania
6 points: Tringapore
5 points: Animu place
4 points: Republica Guilleana
3 points: Mon Island
2 points: Cokoland
1 point: Oannia
Anne of Cleves in TNP
12: Katuda
10: Cereskia
8: Mon Island
7: Tringapore
6: Cokoland
5: Tameside
4: Republica Guilleana
3: Nordic-British Union
2: Oannia
1: Animu Place
Republica Guilleana
12- Oannia
10- Cereskia
8- Mon Island
7- Tringapore
6- El Fiji Grande
5- Tameside
4- Nordic-British Union
3- Katuda
2- Cokoland
1- Animu Place
Ethnon
12 points: Nordic-British Union
10 points: El Fiji Grande
8 points: Tringapore
7 points: Cokoland
6 points: Mon Island
5 points: Tameside
4 points: Katuda
3 points: Cereskia
2 points: Republica Guilleana
1 point: Oannia
Runeda
12 points - El Fiji Grande
10 points - Tameside
8 points - Animu Place
7 points - Katuda
6 points - Republica Guilleana
5 points - Molossiania
4 points - Cokoland
3 points - Nordic-British Union
2 points - Oannia
1 point – Tringapore
M808b main battle tank
12 points: Nordic-British Union
10 points: Cereskia
8 points: El Fiji Grande
7 points: Katuda
6 points: Mossolania
5 points: Animu Place
4 points: Mon Island
3 points: Tameside
2 points: Cokoland
1 point: Tringapore
Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
12 points: Cokoland
10 points: Tameside
8 points: Molossiania
7 points: Republica Guilleana
6 points: Cereskia
5 points: Animu Place
4 points: Oannia
3 points: Tringapore
2 points: El Fiji Grande
1 point: Katuda
El Fiji Grande
12 points: Oannia
10 points: Republica Guilleana
8 points: Tameside
7 points: Cokoland
6 points: Molossiana
5 points: Tringapore
4 points: Nordic-British Union
3 points: Cereskia
2 points: Animu Place
1 point: Katuda
Oannia
12 POINTS KATUDA
10 POINTS TRINGAPORE
8 POINTS MON ISLAND
7 POINTS COKOLAND
6 POINTS NORDIC-BRITISH UNION
5 POINTS TAMESIDE
4 POINTS EL FIJI GRANDE
3 POINTS CERESKIA
2 POINTS REPÚBLICA GUILLEANA
1 POINTS MOLOSSIANIA
Katuda
12 points: Cereskia
10 points: Oannia
8 points: Mon Island
7 points: Nordic-British Union
6 points: Tringapore
5 points: Cokoland
4 points: Molossiania
3 points: Republica Guilleana
2 points: El Fiji Grande
1 point: Tameside
Animu Place
12 points: Molossiania
10 points: Cokoland
8 points: Tameside
7 points: Mon Island
6 points: Republica Guilleana
5 points: Katuda
4 points: Nordic-British Union
3 points: Tringapore
2 points: Oannia
1 point: Cereskia
Tameside
12-Cereskia
10-Animu Place
8-El Fiji Grande
7-Oannia
6-Republica Guilleana
5-Cokoland
4-Nordic-British Union
3-Katuda
2-Tringapore
1-Molossiania
Molossiania
12 points: El Fiji Grande
10 points: Republica
8 points: Tringapore
7 points: Oannia
6 points: Animu
5 points: Cereskia
4 points: Nord-Brit Union
3 points: Tameside
2 points: Coko
1 point: Katuda
Mon Island
12 points: Katuda
10 points: Tringapore
8 points: Cereskia
7 points: Republica Guilleana
6 points: Molossiania
5 points: Animu Place
4 points: Oannia
3 points: Tameside
2 points: Cokoland
1 point: El Fiji Grande
Tringapore
12 points: Mon Island
10 points: Katuda
8 points: Cokoland
7 points: El Giji Grande
6 points: Tameside
5 points: Oannia
4 points: Cereskia
3 points: Nordic-British Union
2 points: Animu Place
1 point: Republica Guilleana
The cascadian bioregion
12 points: Cokoland
10 points: Mon Island
8 points: El Fiji Grande
7 points: Republica Guilleana
6 points: Cereskia
5 points: Tringapore
4 points: Katuda
3 points: Aminu Place
2 points: Oannia
1 point: Tameside
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
12 – Tringapore
10 - El Fiji Grande
8 - Nordic-British Union
7 - Katuda
6 - Mon Island
5 - Oannia
4 - Cereskia
3 - Republica Guilleana
2 - Cokoland
1 - Tameside
[Applause!]
Terry: Well that's the voting completed and now I am going to pass you onto my great friend, Marcus, for the results!
[Loud Applause!]
Marcus: Thank you Terry!
First I have to make an important announcement.
Due to voting irregularities Cereskia has been excluded from the Final.
[Gasps, Shocked Noises]
A full report on this matter has been submitted to TNPV Administration.
And the decision to exclude them from the TNPV XV Final has been upheld by TNPVO.
[More Gasps]
Oh dear, first the host nation doesn't 'cut it' for the Final and now a disqualification?
This competition hasn't been short on excitement.
Some other statistics for you.
Apparently there were five TNPVers who decided not to vote at all in the Final.
It's all voluntary and not mandatory of course.
We can only speculate how those votes, if entered, could have made a difference in the results.
Alright folks it's results time.
[Applause!]
Who has won?
Is it one of the semi-final group leaders, Tringapore or Republica Guilleana?
Or an unexpected nation, who gained the support of all the TNPV XV contestants?
Let's find out!
[Loud Applause!]
RESULTS
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Applause!
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Oh! There's the favourite from Group A!
What is going to happen now in the next placings?
Shocked Applause!
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Applause!
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Oh wow! This nation was the favourite from Group B!
This really has opened the Final up.
Who is in the top four?
Shocked Applause!
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Applause!
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Now it's getting really exciting!
Loud Applause!
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Very Loud Applause!
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So this is it!
The winner of TNPV fifteen!
With 106 points!
Incredibly Loud Applause, Cheers and Whistles!
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Marcus: Well that's incredible!
I really love that song, it ticks all the boxes for me, a really great song choice and a well deserved winner!
But, did anyone else see that coming?
Cleopatra: I certainly didn't dearest, but it's a really great song.
So, congratulations to our winner and a very well done to all the participants.
Now I did promise Marcus that I wouldn't feed anyone to the Crocodiles tonight. But how could I turn down this offer? I would like to send a personal thank you to The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg who kindly offered me The Spice Girls for my Crocodiles. I must admit they, the Crocodiles, were a little disappointed the Girls didn't taste that spicy. Here's a picture of Doris, my favourite Nile Crocodile, she looks happy doesn't she?
So before Marcus and I bring the show to a close with the winning song. I do have a couple of executions to conduct.
Marcus: But Cleo! You promised you wouldn't.
Cleopatra: I'm sorry Marcus dear, but it must be done. You should never 'cross' a woman. Especially this one!
Guards! bring forth the prisoners!
The guards bring in two people and push them to the ground in front of the Royal couple.
Marcus looks uncomfortable in contrast to Cleopatra who narrows her eyes and hisses at the prisoners.
Communist Lukania! Your votes were the last to arrive for Group B and it caused a really good song, my song, which was in fifth place at the time, to fail to make the Final!
Cereskia! You dared to insult me by calling me 'Clementine' and then you wasted the time of my TNPV officials!
You shall both be the test of my new form of execution. Meet my Egyptian Cobras, Bert and Alice! They await you on the patio!
Marcus: sweating
Er.....Ok people lets wrap the show up.
So once again congratulations to the Winner and a great thank you to all the contestants and the behind the scenes TNPVO staff.
See you all in in Fiji City for TNPV XVI!
Very Loud Applause!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HQevc9JE0
Incredibly Loud Applause, Cheers and Whistles!
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