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Think Pigeon - Round 8
8) Tebeat once tried to deport all of Earth's pigeons to the moon. Don't name another celestial object.Sun - SHEEP - 13
Kathol
Pigeonius
Chi Messenger Services
Norwany
Pink High Priestess
Violet
DCI Wesley
Melina
Bunnies
JadenStar10
Aesonicus
Peken
Companus Mutati (Bonus: 8 points instead)
Mars - 8
MetroPigeon
Wile E Coyote
El Mainframe Cosmico
Thundie
Pigeon Youttle
Bobogoobo
Swen
Nub the sregguh
Star - 3
Ara!
Selina the Fancy Pigeon
looneylew
Saturn - 1
Jacey
Enceladus - 1
RopakRopak
Uranus - 1
Arazian
WRONG:
Dragon Planet - -1 (not real)
Dragon
Okay I won't - -1 (If I say don't do it and you don't, you're not Thinking Stupid)
Broadway
X-wing - -1 (not real)
Emperor Palpaducktine
Wojtek the bear - -1 (I can find no records of this being a celestial body)
Arthralon (+7 bonus)
You can't make me not Marina - -1 (no, but you can and did)
Rose
!hot - -1 (no)
Conflux !pigeon edition
Byul - -1 (I can find no records of this being a celestial body)
Longbowe
Moon - -3 (the celestial body I told you to find something different from)
Viktor
Tiberius
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Pink High Priestess noticed that the wording was different this time, and there's a reason for that. Failing to supply a celestial object in any way was technically correct and thus would get you negative points. Poor Companus Mutati had bad luck with the bonus and lost 5 points as a result. Arthralon, on the other hand, despite thinking Wojtek the bear is a celestial object, managed to use it for an additional 7 points. Three of you picked the moon. Conflux is being Conflux. I probably got a virus checking Longbowe's answer because apparently there's a person named Byul who's a star of the non-celestial sort.
Standings as of Round 8:
1st (+4): Peken - 72
2nd: Nub the Sregguh - 71
3rd: Swen - 70
4th (+2): Chi Messenger Services - 68
5th (-4): looneylew - 67
6th (+2): Melina - 66
7th (+3): DCI Wesley - 64
8th (-4): RopakRopak - 61
9th (-3): Selina the Fancy Pigeon - 58
10th (+2): Companus Mutati - 55
11th (+3): Bobogoobo - 53
11th (+9): Kathol - 53
13th (+2): El Mainframe Cosmico - 52
13th (+2): Pigeon Youttle - 52
15th (-6): Tiberius - 49
15th (+3): Wile E Coyote - 49
17th (+4): Pigeonius - 48
18th (-5): Jacey - 47
19th (-8): Viktor - 46
19th (-2): Ara! - 46
21st (+2): Bunnies - 45
22nd (+2): Aesonicus - 44
23rd (-2): Thundie - 43
24th (-6): Arazian - 42
25th (+1): JadenStar10 - 39
26th (-1): MetroPigeon - 37
27th (+1): Violet - 36
28th (+1): Norwany - 35
29th (+1): Pink High Priestess - 34
30th (+1): Arthralon - 25
31st (-4): ᏚᎥτеτһᎥеf оf ⅴʏⅼᎥⅹɑɴ - 22
32nd: Dragon - 17
33rd: Longbowe - 10
34th: Rose - 9
35th: Emperor Palpaducktine - 7
36th: Conflux !pigeon edition - 3
37th: Broadway - -4
No movement at the bottom. Peken and looneylew trade places, but this time Peken's only holding a one-point lead. It's still quite a contest for the lead, and a fair number of bonuses haven't even appeared yet. The best performer by rank for the round was Kathol, who gained 9, while Viktor's popular wrong answer cost a total of 8 spots. Next time: I was honestly expecting this question to be worse.
