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by The Federation of Meowtravgrad. . 36 reads.

Kramashka Council Document #1: High Meowspector of Dozdcheny

High Meowspector of Dozdcheny


The High Meowspector

He tryna be cute don't trust him

Full Name:

No Real Name Given Because Y'all Are Not Worthy

Birth date:

Idk but it's an adult cat

Place of birth:

Classified

Religion:

Classified

Spoken Languages:

Russian (native)
English (fluent)

Position(s):

High Meowspector of Dozdcheny
Formerly:
Secret Policemeow

Marital status:

Classified

Spouse:

Classified

Children:

Classified

OOC: My time could have been spent on better things but nooooooooo.


Biography

  • Literally no one is allowed to know

  • Much mystery, very enigma, so classified

  • It's probably boring anyway tbh

  • Like dude was in the sekret bolice

  • And then boom, revolution

  • Did some political gymnastics and ended up being on the winning side

  • Was in the council

  • Actually still in the council

  • Has been in the council for some while tbh

  • Literally does nothing but work

  • Yeah maybe he is actually boring

  • He becomes High Meowspector because hardworking and schmart

  • Still much mystery very enigma so classified

  • Don't trust him he will bite you

  • "Muh social experiment theocratic state"

  • "Worship le state plox"


Appearance and Health

  • Lean cat, very lonk

  • If it fits I will definitely sit

  • Clean freak

  • Actually a bit lazy outside work

  • Will screech for no apparent reason

  • Certified rodent serial murderer


Education

  • Speaks weird Meowenglish

  • Was in the bolice, fit but faster than strong

  • Hates traffic works

  • Bites a lot

  • Edgy meow


Personality and Personal Life

  • Aloof and quiet

  • Very polite, will lick as greeting

  • Can pet

  • Cannot belly rub. DONT.

  • Looms ominously in the dark corners

  • Sometimes sad


Political Views and Works

  • "Catkind is evil by nature we must put on a mask to last as a society"

  • State worship best worship

  • Bigger cats protecting smol cats

  • Isolationist, "outside bad eeeeee"

  • Education and healthcare good

  • Likes nature

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