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Our purpose, i guess:
Written by Messiah Colin advance wars

The Holy Book of 🅶🅾🅳

by Colin advance wars

The Holy Book of 🅶🅾🅳.

Chapter 1, The Beginning.

Before there was land... before there was a world... before there even was "something" there was another world... a world different from ours, a world without morals, a world without hope... this world had people worse than what somebody could imagine, rude and ruthless. this world lasted for many decades and costed many lives, war was widespread and kingdoms fought for control all the time, but the world war machine couldn't contain itself and the world was submerged in fire. Civilization survived... but as a society didn't recover from its past means, they still committed the same heinous acts... eventually, some people got tired of it... and then.

Chapter 2, The Prophet.

Colin advance wars was the first to from the holy truth... he began to question, what could that be? he had heard voices in his head since he was a kid, but he didn't know what it was... until one day in a journey to some meadows, he discovered the truth... a higher being existed. 🅶🅾🅳 existed... he went into a coma shortly after... in which he learned all of it... 🅶🅾🅳 told him the following: I created this world... however it is ungrateful... it has betrayed me... and humanity is a sin in itself... we need to reborn humanity... recreate the world... he also told him about the sin of the Z and Q and about an evil... incoming... an evil known as "Haberdei"... he was going to come... to destroy society... he told Colin that he needed to be strong... and he needed to go... go to the mountains of Family!

Chapter 3, The Journey.

Colin advance wars after hearing the truth... wandered and went into the search of the holy land of Family.. he told the truth to the people who came across with him, people like Kemalia. he decided to follow colin in his travels and both traveled to the holy land... but they crossed a problem... Kemalia's homeland was being destroyed by raiders... he asked Colin if he could help to restore his land, Colin agreed. they went into Lands of Myth and restored it.. it was happy and it seems to think in the world could improve, maybe 🅶🅾🅳 wasn't right, maybe the world had salvation, but then raiders came and kicked us out... Kemalia was never seen again... after it... Colin was broken.

Chapter 4, Rebuilding.

Colin learned the truth... this world was doomed and he then saw a vision... it was 🅶🅾🅳 again... he told him about that he didn't have to fail him again and he couldn't question him and then he stated "never say no" that was kept on his mind forever, Colin then continued his journey and moved into Polish Hill and he meets very important people for him, this society wasn't like the others... they were nice and even had a benevolent king which gave Colin help in his mission, the people didn't even use money! it was a perfect society, but then he remembered about the terrible events of Lands of Myth and he decided to continue not without assistance from General murdock which also had visions of a 🅶🅾🅳, but this time he mentioned a name... Sar... Sar.. he called it Sar.

Chapter 5, The End of the Journey.

General murdock and Colin had many things in common and both enjoyed the journey, he talked about how the world was terrible except for Polish Hill, which was a perfect community... Colin then asked him... if he believed the world could be saved, he said... maybe... but only Sar could do that, they were nearer and nearer every day... and then they saw a mountain Choco mountain they had to go to the top as 🅶🅾🅳 instructed... they went with great difficulty... and they lasted at least 20 days, there was no food nor water... but something kept them alive when they reached the top... they saw a light... a light... it was 🅶🅾🅳.

Chapter 6, Final Battle.

🅶🅾🅳 came to Colin and said... child you made it so far and so well... I shall tell you my secret name... he was called Federation of sarawak he told us that we had to pull a needle in this mountain, that needle would restart the world a perfect world... in his opinion, a world in which the mistakes of humanity wouldn't be repeated. Colin asked where the needle was? and god said... HABERDEI... HABERDEI HAS IT, DESTROY HABERDEI.. then as a final test 🅶🅾🅳, released the forbidden one into existence.. he was Haberdei, we fought hard, but General murdock didn't make it... when we finally destroyed him and sent him to The Rejected Realms... 🅶🅾🅳 said "As instructed you survived, now pull the needle and shape the world.

Chapter 7, The New World.

After the new world was created and the old was destroyed, it was shaped in it's image, Choco mountain now was a nation, General murdock was back to life this time with it's army of crusaders and Colin advance wars lived with Kemalia and Federation of sarawak plus many other nations, it was a new future... a new beginning, but humanity hasn't been cured.. but this time 🅶🅾🅳 has hope in it, after all this world is perfect and we need to preserve it, so we now teach this truth to the people of Nationstates, so they can learn about how all came to be.

Chapter 8, Eternal Darkness.

Years of prosperity reigns in the New World where His believers, followers lived in happiness, total equality, endless freedom, a perfect society in the image of 🅶🅾🅳 finally ends as a combination of disease, death, despair, war, crimes, sins, extremism called The Great Anarchy created by Haberdei as a revenge toward to 🅶🅾🅳 floods the New World and its Holy Colonies. The result was quick but painful, The Great Anarchy claimed the lives of the Holy Believers of Wakeism. Messiah Colin Advance Wars, Holy Crusader General Murdock, and Kemalia were the last ones to rot leaving Federation of Sarawak finally alone in His own shattered realm.

Chapter 9, Sasha, The Unexpected Traitor.

Sasha advance wars... sister of Colin, foil of the faithful... During the great cataclysm of The Great Anarchy in which the sin slowly began to overtook Battleship and beyond. Sasha began hearing voices... voices similar to those which great prophet Colin heard back in the old world. But these voices weren't that of the merciful, honorable 🅶🅾🅳. It was the vices. The vices that were dooming Battleship and the holy realm of our savior to failure. Progressively the voices intensified, day by day. Feeding Sasha lies of becoming something greater than herself. Sasha eventually cracked under these ideas, and so she decided to carry out the so-called "final act" which was getting rid of Colin and destroy 🅶🅾🅳's holy work. To accomplish this, Sasha sneaked into Colin's room and stabbed him in the kidneys, then to prevent him from defending himself. She threw his injured body into a freezer, just so she could be sure that he would die. Shortly after this, Battleship sunk and the holy colonies did as well... forever plunging the world in darkness... or so it seemed.

Chapter 10, The Divination.

Colin didn't actually die, instead he fell into a coma. Similar to the one he had in the old world, and as in that world. Colin was enlightened once more. 🅶🅾🅳 in his infinite mercy had saved him and told him about the future... the enemies we've made, the future, and the final goal of Wakeism, divination. The ascendance to a higher realm of existence. In which the body would be shed and we would become pure knowledge. The truth personalized. We would be one with 🅶🅾🅳, and he one with us. This goal however has a major roadblock... one called SAUD. The SAUD search for the destruction of Wakeism at all costs, trying to establish a secularized totalitarian state, but most importantly the destruction of the Holy Flare. A mineral that will come to the shattered world to transform it, and allow humanity to ascend into a higher plane of existence. With this knowledge, Colin eventually emerged to form The Third Order. The Brotherhood of 🅶🅾🅳.

Chapter 12, The Third Order (The Brotherhood of 🅶🅾🅳)

Thanks to the efforts of Sarawak, Colin was freed from its prison and emerged from the sea. Forming what would be known as The Brotherhood of 🅶🅾🅳. With its HQ in Temple Prime, Colin will await the arrival of the Holy Flare to kickstart the events... that will mark humanity for years to come.

Chapter 13, The Battles for The World To Come.

The world will find itself at war for this new mineral. The corrupted will fight its arrival, but we the faithful embrace it. The future to come is uncertain, but something is clear the SAUD are the new incarnation of the ancient evil known as Haberdei, and we will have to defeat it once and for all.

AMEN.

The Revelations.

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The Revelations

Revelation 101.

by Grit advance wars

Federation of sarawak wrote:Cjrhvrxicoegwcnaakwoeufi<popekejERJGG MYBRAIN!! I SEE HOW EVIL THOSE WORDS ARRANGEMENTS!! WORST THAN THE WORD EVIL!!

Thou whoms spoken the forbidden words of "Sawism" and "Haberdei" shall be banished forever from this holy unholy region and our glorious colony!!

Very mad!

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Revelation 102.

by Grit advance wars

Federation of sarawak wrote:Now, our holy unholy land need to prepare for the Second Order. I shall require more subjects to enrich the faithful Polish armed forces!

Those filthy unbelievers shall see the total wrath of god, me!

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Revelation 103.

by Grit advance wars

Federation of sarawak wrote:I roam around the earth and the heaven people tell me that something from far east need to be contained by me, the holy being powerful enough to do it. Resonating evil that Sawism created to punish the unfaithful people and slowly corrupting the faithful ones. Now, I require all anime on this region, all of them. Hand them over.

Federation of sarawak wrote:False, my faithful one. I just require everyone to hand it over to contain it as the anime is too stong to spot with a mere fire. Burning it wouldn't be necessary.

Everyone shall hand over their possessions of anime by putting it on the holy altar and chanting " BEGONESawism" 5000 times.

THIS IS AN ORDER, EVERBODY WHO FAILS TO COMPLAIN WILL BE BAD.

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Revelation 104.

by Grit advance wars

Federation of sarawak wrote:Breathing is now banned because we're all fish people. Also, I require some fire ass music immediately.

OBEY 🅶🅾🅳 OR BE GONE!

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Revelation 105, 1:69, Hallownesia

by Federation of sarawak

Hallownesians wrote:Thank you for this post in our RMB, Neu TikToken. This post is a biggest contribution toward our storyline and history of ASEANverse despite a very short sentences. After reading this, I almost confused this post for a sentence from a bible written by the Jesus Christ himself. This post also almost fully changed my life that I felt happiness and grief for the first time in my life. This post is the biggest achievement of mankind and a biggest masterpiece after an invention of a revival machine. This better than everything than humanity have ever read. Maybe this is a passage toward the Vahhala itself, a place of enlightenment provided by Him, the God. Now, we, as human finally discovered our purpose of living. It's not about science and worship but it's about the sacret text provided by our Lord that we finally uncovered.
If we observe the Sacret Text, we can see its true message that it's trying to give us. "Uh" means a confusion of humanity as we have been looking at a wrong thing all along. "Oh" means a realization of humanity that they finally opens their eyes, finally knowing a true purpose of life, the Sacred Post. "Stinky" means a rejection of some humans upon this post. The "Unbeliever" will distance themselves from the Sacred Post because they thought the Sacred Post is not the way of life but their greed and sins.
In conclusion, we must read this Sacred Post despite the Unbelievers trying to distract us from the word of God itself. We must find a way to conserve this greatest post for our future generations to read and finally find enlightenment in their soul.
We shall believe.

Hallownesians wrote:intileshual proptety of sarak plz no sue me

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Revelation 106, 1:Peen, Yi BD

by Federation of sarawak

Diplomatic golden circle wrote:

Diplomatic golden circle wrote:Meanie :(

REAL

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The Orders of 🅶🅾🅳

by Grit advance wars

Federation of sarawak wrote:Integration of Kemalia and their region into this unholy holy region had been approved by 🅶🅾🅳 and its participants have been fully blessed by the egg people from heaven.

Failure to comply to this holy order shall be rewarded by punishment upon this entire region.

O B E Y////O R///YOU////WILL////DEATH.

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Federation of sarawak wrote:UNFORGIVABLE! WE HAD LOST OUR ONE AND ONLY COLONY! You had failed and disappoint your only real 🅶🅾🅳.

FOR THE PUNISHMENT OF THIS FAILURE FOR THE FIRST HOLY ORDER, I AND THE DIVINE HEAVEN SHALL REMOVE THE LETTER Z AND Q FROM THIS HOLY REGION AND MAKE THE POLISH UNABLE TO GO TO SPACE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!

Please have mercy :(

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Haberdei has been defeated!

by Grit advance wars

Haberdei has been defeated!

The evil has been defeated by 🅶🅾🅳 and it was forever sealed in the boneyard, 27/07/2020 shall be a date to remember as the defeat of evil itself, but even as this may seem like the end of the evil in the world, there's something else... the idea that evil will exist no matter one and as soon as an evil is defeated, another one will rise up and take it's place. this theory hasn't been confirmed until... Stegatives showed up, friendly at first, charming even... he bringed hope and then... he stabbed us, he left during Socialism inc funeral, a HOLY FUNERAL... and he just left... he was the next evil... and then when Haberdei was no more... we knew it... he was it... he was the next Haberdei the next evil... may 🅶🅾🅳 guide us to defeat it again...

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