Meet The Stickmin Empire

The stickmin empire: *Sets down The Stickmin Collection* "I am Henry Stickmin, and these are my Puppets. I have over 3 of them and I will slowly build them up to take over the world... I can get 72,000 cards with these puppets, in 12 seconds."
*Laughs in Adobe Flash*
NationStates: "Someone tried to login to The stickmin imperial colony unsuccessfully."
The stickmin empire: "Oh my god, who touch my colony? Alright, WHO TOUCH MY PUPPET!"
The stickmin empire (After presumably beating up a fledgling): "Some people think they can out mart me... maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet 1 that can out smart luck."
*Stickmin mows down a bunch of enemy troops with a minigun while mimicking the noise of a baby crying before a helicopter crashes into them all*
The stickmin empire: "Hehe, cry some more."
*We cut to the TNA flag with the OG members standing in front of it while "TNA Members!" plays*