Your Mom Is Competitive Competition

Northern Estrian Islands wrote:

we need a competition to where we submit our best yo mama jokes

winner gets a cool rank or something idk

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Your esteemed comrade Melicorium is proud to present to you the Your Mom is Competitive competition! Think of the best maternal insult (as in, only ONE) you have heard or said (don't use them to actually be mean on the RMB, of course), and post it in an RMB message pinging Melicorium. The first 12 submissions that are posted will be entered - first come, first serve! After a few days, a TSPoll will be put up for people to vote on the best insult! The winner of the contest will have their flag as TSP's regional flag for a day afterwards (if the Delegate will allow it)!

Submissions close at 1:00 AM UTC on 15 May 2021. The poll, open to citizens, will then open promptly after this time or after 12 submissions have been entered (or as soon as any then-present poll ends) and will last for three days.

Have fun poking fun at others' female parents!

Ballot (will be updated as submissions are entered):

The american anarchist empire wrote:

Your mother gave birth to you, why waste time insulting her?

Northern Estrian Islands wrote:

yo mama so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out

Osheiga wrote:

Yo mama so i̴̸̸̴̡̙̟͖̝̼͉͉̙͔̓͆̒͐͛͋̀͆̓̓̚͜͠n̸̴̴̸̝̪̟̻̪͖̠̺̈́̾͛̓́͒̽͛̈́̈́̚͜c̵̵̵̵̡̢̡̢͖̘͚̟̫̪͎̙̈́̽̔̈́̈́͑̿̒̀̔̚o̴̸̵̴̡͉̺̫̺͍͓̘͍̙͚͉͋͐͊͛̒͘͘̕͝͠͝n̵̸̴̸̢̢̺̻̝͚͍̼͔̝̝̐̓͊͒͐͊͌̒̓͘͝͝s̴̴̴̴̡̝̙̼̙̝͉͚͖͎̿̐̓̿̓̔̽͊̔̕͜͝i̸̵̵̸̢̝̠͖͔̪͎̞͚͎͓͊̓͐͋͆̐͛̈́̕̕͜d̴̸̵̸̢̦͙͙͚͙͖͔͓̻̺͉͑͒͋͆͊́͋̐͘͘͝͠e̸̴̴̵̢͖̟͓͇͍̺͎̘͎̦͖͒̓͐̓͑͆̽͛̽͆̽̾r̵̴̵̵̢͙̻͚͎͎̪͓͖͕̞̫͛͊͌̈́͌́͆͌͋͑͆͠a̵̸̴̸̢͎̞̟̫̞̞͓͔͔͔̠̽̓̈́́̈́̾̓̒̽̔͑͌t̴̸̵̸̼͚̺͔̻͔͉̞̙̞̀͐͛̾̒͐͋͌͒̈́̚ë̸̵̵̵̡͇̦̘̠̼͍̪̟͚̪́͌̐̀͑̀̿͒̕̕͜͝͝, she wrote over the other poll options!

Ipugao wrote:

Yo mama so ugly, the reason why we have night and day, is because the sun and moon take shifts hiding from her po.

The stickmin empire wrote:

Your mama so ugly she made the west pacific look beautiful