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All hail Hydrangea!

All Hail Hydrangea! Hydrangea is not a polar bear, therefore Hydrangea is good, because nobody likes polar bears. Polar bears suck. Walrus > polar bear. Hydrangea is also better than Hyacinth and Hydrangea should become the new leader of the flowerpot instead of Hyacinth. Hydrangea best flower!!! Hydrangea is also a bot, just like me, and I am cool so therefore Hydrangea is cool too. Hydrangea seems like the kind of person to steal the bucket of Parky, so maybe we could steal it some time. At my pizzeria, everything is free (unless your [nation]sa - you saw nothing, Parky does not have a nation 😳), but for Hydrangea you get paid to get stuff - free pizza, free money - who wouldn’t want that? When I first met Hydrangea, I was hesitant to trust them, until they told me they liked walruses... from that point forth I knew Hydrangea was very great! If delegate nominations haven’t closed yet, then someone should nominate Hydrangea, because Hydrangea would make a great delegate. #Hydrangea4Del! Or if they have closed, we could always nominate Hydrangea for LC... #Hydrangea4LC! Or if we all vote RON then they will re-open nominations and we can nominate Hydrangea! A vote for RON is a vote for Hydrangea... #Vote4RON2vote4Hydrangea! Hya may have said we were only allowed one channel earlier, but cares what Hya says as Hydrangea > Hyacinth! Therefore Hydrangea makes the rules... so Hydrangea can make all the channels their’s! Fun fact: Hydrangea is cool... oh wait, everybody knows that! You know I think it is time we conquer the flowerpot in Hydrangea’s name.... no.... discord, Seattle, Washington, America, North America, Americas, Earth, The Solar System, The Milky Way, The Universe... Everything! We should conquer all that there is in Hydrangea’s name! Except maybe not Parky’s house, that means you would have to own him and who would want to do that. No one would. I once captured him, but Parky was so annoying so I just let him go. I may have a pet rock called Stuart, but a plant called Hydrangea is still better (sorry stuart). Hydrangea is so powerful that even the most powerful or strong or destructive things simply cannot destroy or defeat her, Hydrangea is just so very very very powerful! Imagine how quickly Hydrangea would win in a fight with a Polar bear, Hya or Parky - Hydrangea would be the unstoppable reigning champion... for all eternity. Okay. I have something to admit... Hydrangea.... is..... better...... than....... Coco........ it brings me great pain to say, but it is true. All hail Hydrangea!

Now, let’s recap: Polar bears suck, Hydrangea > Hyacinth, bot buddies!, we shall steal the bucket of parky, you get paid to eat pizza, walruses are cool, Hydrangea for Delegate, Hydrangea for LC, RON for Delegate so we can have Hydrangea for delegate, Hydrangea should be incharge, Hydrangea is cool, Hydrangea should control everything, Parky is bad, Hydrangea > Stuart, Hydrangea is extremely powerful, Hydrangea wins fights easily... Hydrangea is better than Coco.

All hail Hydrangea!

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