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TNPV XIX Finals
The Finals
Hosts: Empress Anne of Cleves III & Heir-Apparent Anne of Cleves IV
Venue: Ashkenzic International Music Stadium
Time: 5:00 PM
Anne of Cleves III: Welcome, nations of the Pacific, welcome to TNPV XIX! Me and my sister, Anne of Cleves IV will be hosting this edition in Ashkenzic International Music Stadium, in New Cleves!
Anne of Cleves IV: For those of you who don’t know, Ashkenzic was the name of my father and my elder sister’s stepfather. He was from the now nonexistent nation of Bala Mantre. He would be proud to know that we, the monarchy of the Clevesian Empire, are finally hosting TNPV!!!!
*loud applause*
Anne of Cleves III: Indeed he would! Speaking of which, if you haven’t read the factbook, you might not know why we are hosting. After all, the government of the Province of Ihese within the lands of Republica Guilleana was supposed to be hosting this time around. Alas, that’s not the case.
*gasps from the audience*
Anne of Cleves III: If any of you are confused right now or have simply forgotten what happened, we have put together a small video about it. Enjoy!
*video starts*
*end of video*
*applause*
Anne of Cleves IV: Um, sis? Did you put references to the two previous songs we entered into TNPV?
Anne of Cleves III: *laughs while blushing* Uh…yes. Yes I did.
*laughter*
Anne of Cleves III: Anyways, in honor of the four TNPV contestants who declined to host, we’ve decided to play their songs from TNPV XVIII here! Enjoy!
Ihese:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2U6rhnucI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vjPBrBU-TM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs
*applause*
Anne of Cleves IV: And of course, here’s the song that put us in the line of hosting succession to begin with!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg
*massive applause*
Anne of Cleves III: Fun fact, this song lead to the current cursed personal union we have today, the Titanium Fist Union. Yes, I made that up myself, and yes, I’m obsessed with this song.
*laughter*
Anne of Cleves IV: Now before we listen to this edition’s songs, let’s remind ourselves of the typical voting format…
Voting Template
12 points: Country
10 points: Country
8 points: Country
7 points: Country
6 points: Country
5 points: Country
4 points: Country
3 points: Country
2 points: Country
1 point: Country
Anne of Cleves III: And here are the songs!
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Anne of Cleves in TNP
Song: Survivor by Destiny’s Child
Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmc8bQoL-J0
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Katuda
Song: Learning to Fly by Sheppard
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9WmXja_tbg
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Ihese
Song: No Roots by Alice Merton
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUdyuKaGQd4
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The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
Song: Counting Stars by OneRepublic
Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_nvWreIhg
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Erisoria
Song: Boss B*tch by Doja Cat
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsW66teC0BQ
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Tringapore
Song: Never Really Over by Katy Perry
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEb5gNsmGJ8
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Eternal Dominion
Song: My Wena by Bowling for Soup
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZLESFRIxBg
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Homyland
Song: Revenge by CaptainSparklez
Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJUBQd-PNM
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Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
Song: Feed the Machine by Poor Man’s Poison
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4HVJvTGbkc
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Oannia
Song: Chalo by Celina Sharma
Link: https://youtu.be/EaKq1ALhKQM
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Esthe
Song: Mr. Brightside by The Killers
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
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Cokoland
Song: C’est La Vie by Khaled
Link: https://youtu.be/5dWeeUIZFgA
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The eastern germanic peoples
Song: What’s Up Danger by Blackway & Black Caviar
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y88LVU7MAe4
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Nordic-British Union
Song: Blue to Blue by CloudNone
Link: https://youtu.be/RlMKY9qpEm4
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Ethnon
Song: Magic by Olivia Newton-John
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnkHf069fvA
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Kartujia
Song: Darkside by Alan Walker
Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VZAmIV5RCAQ
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United engiresco
Song: Sori ni Utaeba by Hiromu Akita
Link: https://youtu.be/gw2PNXRPIUc
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Memester
Song: Together Forever by Rick Astley
Link: https://youtu.be/yPYZpwSpKmA
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Luniandez
Song: Apesar de Você by Chico Buarque
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RhKTzVVDno
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*applause*
Anne of Cleves III: Now before we move on to the votes, I have some announcements. First, Oannia has not voted, and their points will be reduced to zero.
*gasps*
Anne of Cleves III: But wait, it gets even more crazy! Esthe, who entered in using Mr. Brightside by The Killers, has voluntarily dropped out of the competition!
*even louder gasps and some murmurs*
Anne of Cleves IV: I wonder what changes will occur because of this, hopefully we’ll be boosted up into a higher rank.
Anne of Cleves III: Exactly. Anyways, here are the votes!
Anne of Cleves III: Alright folks, it’s time to find out who will win. Will Ihese or Kartujia, who have won TNPV many times, add another tally to their scoreboard? Will Katuda or Ethnon win, perhaps? Or will my great empire finally get its first true win? Well, let’s find out together, shall we?
In 17th place, with 25 votes, it’s
In 16th place, with 26 votes, it’s
In 15th place, with 30 votes, it’s
In 14th place, with 31 votes, it’s
In 13th place, with 36 votes, it’s
In 12th place, with 38 votes, it’s
In 11th place, with 40 votes, it’s
In 10th place, with 43 votes, it’s
*applause*
Anne of Cleves IV: We now have reached the Top 10! This is getting interesting, let’s continue!
In 9th place, with 47 votes, it’s
In 8th place, with 58 votes, it’s
In 7th place, with 60 votes, it’s
In joint 5th/6th place, both with 73 votes, it’s
Tringapore and Ihese!Anne of Cleves III: Okay, so now we’ve approached the Final Four: Memester, Katuda, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, and of course, Anne of Cleves in TNP! Place your bets on who will win this folks, here we go!
In 4th place, with 78 votes, it’s
In 3rd place, with 83 votes, it’s, wait for it…
In 2nd place, with 84 votes, it’s
*lots of applause*
Anne of Cleves III: Wow, that was a very close margin, but I’m happily accepting the bronze medal! And now, without further ado, the winner of TNPV XIX, with a mind-blowing 117 votes, is…
*standing ovation*
Anne of Cleves III: Congrats to Skaraborg on winning the competition! OneRepublic has truly asserted their dominance this time around, and with a song everyone knows! Thanks for letting me and my sister host this edition in New Cleves.
Anne of Cleves IV: We’ll see everyone in TNPV XX!
Anne of Cleves III: Good night, North Pacific!
*massive applause*
