Sand time measurer gone! Very sad!

We know paper big mistake—we no want kill trees—so we built sand time measurer.
But then Wind God blew sand away to punish treasurer!

Now tribe no know when! // Very sad, very sad!
To hunt in lion's den! // Very sad, very sad!
No way to prevent this! // None at all!
No way to prevent this! // Treasure's fault!

Me want treasurer punishment! Bash greedy treasure head in! RAAAAAAAAAAAH!

When blown away? Yesterday methinks it was, but other tribe member think it was day before.

Why d—is that phone reporter tapping?? GIVE THAT.

PHONE.
BAD.
MAKE.
MAD.
MAKE!
MAD!
MAKE!
FISSAUROL!
GREAT!
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