The ZeoioiOOIOIOIOIoiOIoiOIio Airlines

Tired of long hours of flying on flightless birds? Is your inferior trains lack the kind of sass you need during your most hectic work hours? Now introducing the first transpacific flight! Brought to you by our very own Zukchiva! (please don't clap)

Presenting The ZeoioiOOIOIOIOIoiOIoiOIio Airlines! (please clap)

As you can see upon boarding the flight all our WORLD CLASS GUESTS are safety secured with our broad assessment of ducks.

Another happy customer!

For 3 bags of seeds and our geese can take you anywhere! Just look at all the places you can go in such a short amount of time! All under the watch of mother goose!

Our mom and paps store of geese chariots have been around since the dawn of time giving back to our community.

You know we are legit when world class delegates love to ride on our lovely feather dusters in real life! (Why Zukchiva green though?)

Or better yet ride your very own OIoioioIOLOIOoioOIOoi to war and coup that region you think belongs to rightfully yours by birthright but was taken by your scheming older brother!

So don't just sit there on your golden egg. And ride ZeoioiOOIOIOIOIoiOIoiOIio Airlines today, "[insert catchphrase.]"

(Minimal hijackings and crashes may apply)