Do you want a computer-generated chunk of nonsense?

The text generation is free.

Sample texts are available in the dispatches section.

Telegram the following to my main nation, Qawe:

Paragraphing: (none, sometimes, after every sentence)
Minimum sentence length: (in words)
Maximum sentence length: (in words)
Minimum word length: (in letters)
Maximum word length: (in letters, may be exceeded if digraphs are included in the language implementation)
Sentences: (number you want to generate)
Implementation: (which language you want it to mimic, see bottom)
Implementation chance: (chance that the diacritic/digraph/letter from the implemented language is added)

Optional:
Vowel implementation: (number)
Basically, to make vowels more common, there is a built-in vowel implementation that generates a random number from 1 to the a number, and if it hits 1 then the letter, whether consonant or vowel, is changed to a vowel. For default, it is 1 in 4. For Polish implementation, it is 1 in 2 if the diacritic/digraph is implemented. For Russian implementation, it is 1 in 7.

Languages available for mimicking as of 12 March 2022:
Polish
Russian (you can set the chance to be more than 1, in which case the text will be a mix of Cyrillic and Latin, even within words)
Ukrainian (settings available same as Russian)

Mixes:
Polish and Russian (basically half-Cyrillic half-Latin with a bunch of diacritics, usually set at 1 in 2 for Cyrillic and 1 in 8 for Polish diacritic but you can request a change)

As of April 2022, syllable structure implementation is not yet available as it requires a huge change in code. I am still working on it and it would probably be available around July 2022.