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by The Managed Democracy of The Greenlandic North. . 65 reads.

Rnesspo World News XIV - WAR! Kinda.



TGN! ITS 3 DAYS LATE! I know, I know. On top of school I need to make the summersend art, and make these weekly. I wanted to move this to Friday, I but I think Saturday would be a better fit for my schedule.

Interview

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Due to a boxing match against the Caliope*, Rnesspo World News decided to interview the victor.
O : One Punch
R: Reporter

R: “Mr. Whatshisface, what is your favorite color?”

O: "RED!" He yells at the top of his lungs 2 inches away from the reporter.

R: “Anyways, what is your name?”

O: "One Fist! the greatist boxer slash slapboxer known to man!" he starts to flex his muscles "Came from Dashiki City to kick the Caliope's A##!"

R: “Mhm? And how did that go?”

O: "WHOPPED IT'S OVERCONFIDENT A-HOLE! Weaved his shots and he ended up cheating, going out of bounds AND below the belt, can you believe that!"

R: “If we were to ask the Caliope, could it confirm this?”

O: "Yes! I have video proof" a video taken outside the building shows him punching the air, until all the sudden a laser comes down and annialates him "BELOW THE BELT AND OUT OF BOUNDS, CROWNING ME THE CHAMPION OF THE FIGHT!"

R: “Alright. Are you high?”

O: "NO!" he says close enough that the reporter can smell his breath.

R: He nudges him away. “So… you’re naturally this hyper?”

O: "YES! I NEVER SLEPT A DAY IN MY LIFE! ALWAYS ON THE GRIND!"

R: “Uhuh, ever been hit with a horse tranquilizer?”

O: "HAS NO AFFECT!"

R: “A simple yes or no would have been alright. Anyways, who would you like to credit for your win?”

O: "ME AND ONLY ME!"

R: “No family?”

O: "THE HELL IS A FAMILY!?"

R: “Any friends?”

O: "FIST ONE AND FIST TWO!"

R: “Any pets?”

O: "I SAT ON MR WHISKERS THIS MORNING ON ACCIDENT, SO NO!!"

R: “What’s your diet like?”

O: "TESTOSTERONE AND PRE-WORKOUT!"

R: “So, what’s your PR?”

O: “Can I have a bench PR number?”

R: "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COUNT, BUT THERE WERE MANY ZEROS!"

O: “Alright so let’s wrap this up, any final statements?”

R: "I'LL BEAT ANYONE THE HELL UP, I ALREADY HAVE EVERYONE ON EARTH ON THE BEAT UP LIST!" he shows a piece of paper saying 'beet up list' saying 'everone in eurth'

O: “Alright, I hope I never see you again.”
The reported promptly runs away.

Angels Taking Ground

Siege of New Nuuk

Due to the dissection of angels and discovering of artifacts unknown to humans, the angels attacked The Greenlandic North and gained massive ground, even laying siege to New Nuuk, the largest city in the country.

footnotes
  • Arguably one if the most destructive weapons owned by The Ursian Empire.

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