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by The Military Government of The Helleness. . 80 reads.

WAR NEWS

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
The Roads of Novi Beograd have become a fighting field the last three hours- a large number of wizards and wizarding beast have attacked the city with chief commander a red haired Ronald Weasley. Tanks have been deployed in the streets and civil militia formed. The city is under attack but the People's Council will remain in the city and President Djordje Kovacic is fighting in the first line

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
Due to great wizard progress, Djordje Kovacic has sent to the battlefield the "Garda Pantery"(Panthers Guard) led by Ljubo Mauzer to stop them and force them out of the city. Hellenesian Serb artillery has started firing rapidly i the city. The deaths count to thousands in the first 12 hours

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
As the first day of fighting technically ends, the casualties are summed to 20.000 total deaths from the Hellenessian Military, Police, Civilians and Civilian militias. However, fighting becomes just even worse during the night. "Ljubo Mauser" Attack Helicopters arrive and start attackin wizards in central streets. At the same time, the Garda Panteri arrives and its main objective is to stop the great advantage the Wizards have. Its is also worth mentioning that the terrorist Hermione Granger was liberated by the wizards and that she joined their attack.
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
As the 2nd day of bloody war in th whole of Novi Beograd seemingly ends, the deaths are estimated to 60.000, Military Personell, Police, Civilians, and Civilian Militia. The advances of Ronald Weasley have been stopped by Ljubo Mauzer and his Garda Panteri. The Congressors in the People's Congress have gotten arms to defend in till the end. With help arriving from New Plant, plans for a defence of the People's Congress are formed. The next days will show if Novi Beograd will fall. With fighting nearly everywhere, The future looks grim. With return of a large part of the Hellenessian North-East France stabilization forces, hopes are that the city will stay on Hellenessian Hands
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the end of the 3rd day in of continuous fighting in Novi Beograd, the death toll is estimated to have reached 90.000 casualties, military and civilian. The wizards have entered the Building of the People's Congress, with leader the terrorist Hermione Granger. There is heavy fighting in the Building, with the wizards having killed many soldiers. The Congressors are also fighting till death, with 23 of them dead. Help from many nations starts arriving. On another note, the office of the Government has been liberated by Ljubo Mauzer and his Garda Panteri. "Ljubo Mauzer" Attack Helicopters start attacking wizards on thinner roads as a last ditch to stop them from reinforcing the wizards of Hermione Granger in the Building of People's Congress and those of Ronald Weasley in the Central Park
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With this being the end of the 4th day of contuous warfare in Novi Beograd, the death toll has reached a staggering 100.560 casualties from the Hellenessian Army and civilians, with the city in literral flames. Heavy reinforcements from many countries have reached The Helleness and are slowly organized in order to be used to defeat the wizards. In the Battle of the People's Congress, the wizards have been repelled 3 times, but they came back in even greater numbers. The Garda Panteri of Ljubo Mauzer is continuing its efforts and has liberated half of the Central Park. Funded by an unknown nation, a Zorocratelist militia is trying to restore the "true" Zorocratelist government on power. There have been reports that Ronald Weasley was hit by an AK-40 to the foot. Also the President Djordje Kovacic has been seriously injured but he still fights like a true hero. The Panwizardium has officialy declared the creation of the Wizard State, with its capital London, and officially declared War on The Helleness. Thus, what begun as a "rebellion" has now turned to all out war. This seems like the beginning of untold destruction.
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the Combined forces of the Congressal Guard and the Congressors themselves, the wizards have been succesfully repelled and kicked out of the People's Congress, with heavy losses. Hellenessian and foreign forces have started to prepare Novi Beograd for what comes- a siege worse than Sarajevo. The Garda Panteri of Ljubo Mauzer has driven the wizards out of the Central Park and even destroyed some regiments, and President Kovacic has sent them to fight in the rest of the country to prevent a total takover. Sadly, the terrorists Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley have escaped and are free to deliver more pain and death wherever they go. The Hellenessian Secret Service has started a research to see, where all this help towards the "Wizard State" comes from. All the nations in the "Unfriendly" list is highly suspected. Also the "Wizard State" has declared War against the whole of the Economic Union of Asian States. Deaths in the fifth day have reached a scary 150k military personell and civilians. A wizard armada has been detected ready to launch a heavy attack against Chillicothe. It is possibly sure this war will last way till the stated day that the Hellenessian-Froatian Talks about Froatja begin
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the wizards thrown away from Novi Beograd, and the siege forming, the Hellenessian army goes on the offensive and attacks the wizard-dominated villages of Nevica, Nihaca, and Agios Kyrikos. Many Serb militias are allying with the Hellenessian Serb government, after giving an oath to God they will try to minimize the damage to civilian property and that they will abstain from war crimes. Speaking of War Crimes, in the villages of Novica, Luskeci and Yokiya all the non-wizard population was found slaughtered, in a series of massacres committed by the Regiment of Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger. With the number of wizards gathering outside Chillicothe, President Đorđe Kovačić has sent an official letter of concern to Roki Vulovic, warning him of the impending invasion. The Hellenessian forces there are preparing a massive defense project in order to avoid a steamroll. The Garda Panteri of Ljubo Mauzer has also lead "Operation Mitrovica", which has liberated more than 1000km2 south of Novi Beograd. With the number of wizards still unknown the government suggests reporting on any magical activities. Harry Potter, the leader of the wizards, in a provocative speak, talked about a "genocide" against wizards by the whole of Economic Union of Asian States. As the first week of the war ends, the "Unfriendly" nations are investigated for helping the wizards. Sadly, Georgios Demiroglou has passed away during the liberation of Yokiya and his son, Nabuchadnezzar Demiroglou, will be the second candidate at the next elections.
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the wizards having completely encircled Novi Beograd, along with the government, the city officially enters a period of destruction that many of us hoped will never come-the city is under siege. Events as destructive as the Battle in Bovi Beograd happened in the city of Ooodawhay, which eventually fell to wizards. The wizards, having captured such an important city, immediately started killing everyone there with no magic blood. Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley have been awarded by the "Wizard State" for the various atrocities they have done with the title"saviour of wizardy". The Helleness has started preparing to accept intervention, being sure that it ill lead to a front that the wizards will not be able to hold due to its size. Harry Potter, the leader of the wizards, has declared that he wishes to end this war as fast as possible, in order to have magic blood "for next anti-muggle wars". Mostar, Salonica, Tirana and Beograd in The balkanski peninsula have some unrest from wizards, while a few villages in New Plant, Chillicothe and British Bharat have been allegedly been captured by wizards. It is important to note that all these countries are in the Economic Union of Asian States. The Garda Panteri of Ljubo Mauzer continues its hard mission and liberates one village after the other. It is pretty worrying that the "Wizard State" has officialy claimed that the Mecca Summit is "invalid" and that wizards will "not give a mouse's tail" to it. President Đorđe Kovačić yesterday made an astonishing speech yesterday in Novi Beograd that can be summed up to this line he said:"We will not give our land! We will not give our people! We are Hellenessians! We are fighters!WE ARE SERBS!" The megaphones in all the country play Oj Harry harry, Serbia Strong and Panteri (Mauzer) 24/7
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the fifth month of the Wizard War ending the situation in the Helleness has become very dire. With the wizards controlling large parts of the transport system, the only solution seems to send back the Peacekeeping force from Froatja, as a way to liberate at least the coastline out of Novi Beograd which is completely controlled by the wizards. With the face of a Serbian Genocide in Ooodawhay, the military is seriously considering to mortar the wizard-dominated suburbs as a warning. The only unit that is actually making progress is the "Garda Panteri"of Ljubo Mauzer, but it is clear that it is impossible that the Panteri will liberate the whole country all by themselves. On a positive note, Ginny Weasley, sister of Ronald Weasley and wife of Harry Potter was captured today in the village of Namija, which was liberated this week. In order to isolate the wizards, we plead everyone to denounce the "Wizard state". With elections happening 1 month after a peace treaty, it is possible that this might be Djordje Kovacic's last term. For the Next elections, a staggering 45 Serb nationalist parties have registered, and 40 of them belong to an election alliance. The most possibe goverment seems to be a communist-nationalist coalition.
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the 9th month of the War ending, Novi Beograd looks nothing like it used to be, No prosperous skyscrapers, no majestic houses, neither full of light at the night. It is a barren bombarded city, in ruins, with many electrical, sanitary and hydraulic systems damaged, common blackouts and food shortages. The wizarding siege it truly barbaric, and they call this a "wonderful revenge" moment. President Djordje Kovacic constantly works for others in the city and tries to kerep everything right. In another note, many Serb villages revolt agains the wizard oppressors and wave the age old banners that represent them, and they have also pushed back the Zorocratels. The President of the Serb Republic of Yokiya, Radovan Ilić, informed us about the future of these republics. He said "Of course we will join back the Helleness. But we would like to request some autonomy.". The Garda Panteri has took its new mission: Liberate the coastline. The Terrorists Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley were injured, captured and are currently Prisoners of War. Harry Potter, The leader of the Wizards have threatened that if Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley were not freed, "we will kill every single of you, Muggles". After the warning was not heard, Ooodawhay has been heavily mortared, bombed, and hit by multiple missiles. The genocide against our people by the wizards is thought to have reached 2 million deaths. President Djordje Kovacic stated in his speech that this is the end for the enemy. "You are done, Potter. You are done wizards. Zakięv's hugs are over. Help from his allies is no more. Get ready to pay back to the 2 million deaths. You will see how it will look like. We tried to not do to you what Karadzic did to Bosniaks. But now, you may just get that. For you will never kill us Serbs! "
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the 11th month of the War ending the Genocide against our people has killed more than 3 million people. The wizards have called this day, the 5th of November, a day of festivities "for the defeat of the Muggles and their extinction". With such a provocative feast, Djordje Kovacic has declared this same day a National Mourning Day.
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the 1st year of the War ending, we could really say The Helleness is in a state that it will take a long time. The Genocide against our people has killed 5 million people, and the wizards host a festivity when the number of millions increases. Novi Beograd, the gem of the South Pacific now looks like a junkyard to many, like sarajevo to the locals. In the other free regions, The Garda Panteri has liberated the costline and will attempt to break the siege of Novi Beograd. Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Ginny Weasley have escaped and combated the Garda Panteri in the last see battle, in New Salonica, where the wizards got destroyed and had to give up all the western coast. However, the terrorists have escaped. In the free Helleness, an extremely high number of Bosniak, Croat, and Serb volunteers from across the globe have come to assist us. In Ooodawhay, the wizards continue to ignore the warnings and thus much of the city is in ruins. The Zorocratels, in order to survive, allied with the wizards and thus thw Hellenessian Serb military has made a major offensive, liberating hundreds of small villages, many of which still have walls for protection. Harry Potter today declared war on Froatja which he characterized "a part of Froatia". The Hellenessian military, with these help and support has made a great offensive to take wizards off Novi Beograd. Slobodan Milosevic (just the same name) President of Froatja, told us "What did the wizards? The told we belong to Froatia. Don't they know to read a map?". After heavy discussions, Ljubo Mauzer has agreed to join the political scene and be a candidate under his party, "Hellenessian Serb Renewal" which has turned the tables in the Political Scene. Djordje Kovacic in his last speech about the war said "So Potter was I wrong? Can you hold us now, wizards. It is time for justice. And you will get what you deserve. Get ready cause the 4million now, i dont know what they will be at the end, will get justice. If you think we will continue to stay silent, you are wrong. You have failed at killing us, cause you cannot really kill us! You cannot kill us, cause we are a nation of warriors, who has resisted all occupiers. We are the only nation proud to be the nation which defeated the Ottomans, the Austro-Hungarians, the National Socialists! We are SERBS!"
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Ζήτω ο λαός μας! Ζήτω η Δημοκρατία μας! Ζήτω η Σερβική μας Ελλάδα! ΖΗΤΩ Η ΣΕΡΒΙΑ ΜΑΣ!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
Withis being the end of the Second Year of the war, we have pushed the wizards way behind and have liberated Ooodawhay. This once living city, with many parks, Skyscrapers, a city onece filled with life, now is nothing more than a city destroyed, burned, with corpses everywhere. It is clear that the genocide has reached more than 10million deaths and we keep counting. THe leader of the Wizards Harry Potter is rumored to have been shot near to the head and be to a critical condition. With all of the coastline belonging to the Serb Republic, and Novi Beograd no longer under siege. The war officially ended with the surrender of the army of Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley. Sadly, all of them except from Hermione escaped arrest and are currently hiding in foreign countries. Djordje Kovacic officially Resigned from Politics and left Nabuchadnezzar Demiroglou as the leader of the communist party, Ljubo Mauzer the next President. Hermione was found having Overdosed in Heroin and Xanax and is now arrested. THe retaliary pogroms against wizrads that are happening are estimated to have killed more than 700000 wizards. The exiting speech of Djordje Kovacic is truly worth mentioning "After all of this, we have won and liberated our country. We shall move in a new age of the Helleness. But Remember- Potter is still free, and we must stay safe. I say goodbye to politics after being a veteran of this war. Im tired and I need rest. But, bee it necessary, I will always return, for you are my people. FOR WE ARE SERBS! LONG LIVE OUR COUNTRY!" We shall move now to another news. WE are all tired of war. But still in December... We will be sadly back
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
In an impossible turn of events, just before the 3rd People's Congress elections the wizards have returned and have once again started putting the country in death, and successfully liberating Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley an Ginny Weasley. But unlike the last time, now they were putted out of the country and the battle is staged in Britain and The Battle of London has begun, with the casualties in the Thousands. The Muggles of the city witness the brutality of the wizards in this time, being tortured or used via the Imperious curse to fight the Hellenessian forces. President Ljubo Mauzer has left the seat of the Presidency back to Djordje Kovacic in order to be able to lead his "Garda Panteri". With the exact coordinates of the Ministry of Magic and Hogwarts being found. The wizards are fighting hard, and a few actually fight like men, but most are pure warlords commiting war crimes against minorities and Hellenessians. With this situation, we hope we reach hogwarts fast
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA JUGOSLAVIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR YUGOSLAVIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the battles become harder and harder, in two months the Army was able not to just Secure London, but push the wizards all the way back to their base, Hogwarts and the nearby village, Hogsmeade. That does not mean it was an easy war. The wizards used all means neccessary in order to inflict pain and suffering to all those who tried to liberate the British Isles. Liverpool was turned to ashes, Manchester turned in a Nuclear Wasteland from a hijacked missile, Newcastle to a fiery inferno. And the number of muggle concentration and extermination camps was a sight not to be seen. man could find these every 100 kilometers such a camp could be found . After a perfectly executed operation carried via the Garda Panteri of Ljubo Mauzer, the vilage was captured, with many captives taken, some of great significance such as Sirius Black, Godfather of Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape and Arthur Weasley, father of Ronald Weasley. With the school under extreme siege, little to no food, and complete air superiority, the Hellenessian Ground forces heavily shell and mortar the school and its grounds as the air force bombards it and the forest nearby while missiles fly and hit the target. The various protective charms of the wizards are holding only for one to two minutes, whilst their Muggle-Repulsive charms have been rendered completely useless. President Androulakis said this to commemorate the victory. ""For once, instead of being in imminent threat, we are at the place to force the wizards to negotiate". Also Đorđe Kovačić said "What do you have to say Potter? Was it never clear? We would never give up. You cannot indulge in killing us now. It was some thing to wait. You tried to play against God. Because you forgot what god is that is. Not just with witchcraft, but also that thing:GOD IS A SERB AND HE WILL PROTECT US AND OUR HOMELAND, THE HELLENESS!" Asked in an interview about her being found overdosed in Heroin and Xanax,the war criminal Hermione Granger said "I don't care about what you say, you have not lived what I have, you have not suffered like i have" Ironic being said at survivors of the Yokiya massacre she commited
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA JUGOSLAVIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR YUGOSLAVIA!)

The Helleness wrote:HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the siege of Hogwarts begun, the final and most critical piece of the war begins. The wizards, having left behind them a trail of blood and a carcass of the British Isles, face the destruction of their beloved school. While the siege is happening, the Army has liberated most of Scotland and Wales and is preparing a massive attack on Ireland. The newly liberated territories are in an even worse situation than England. Cardiff is just a plain, with no sign of a city existing there, Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch is burned to a fine powder, along with its whole population, Edinburg is nothing more but a vast concentration camp, and Glasgow has been turned to a carcass collector region. The spying operations have revealed a leak in the near-perfect defenses of the school- a hole leading to a room called the "Chamber of Secrets" however it is guarded by a giant snake called a Basilisk. This operation, named "Operation Corridor", like all operations that demand complete coordination, is organized and shall be executed by the Garda Panteri and will possibly lead to the victory of our people, who so much have lived to taste the sweet flavor of revenge for the crimes against them. The captives that were taken by the capture of Hogsmeade have refused to give any information on any of the questions asked to them about partaking in the heinous crimes of their sons-in-law, daughters-in-law, and other relatives. However, they still recognize that the wizard army sometimes "exceeded the limits" in an apologetic way. Đorđe Kovačić said today in his speech in Hogsmeade: "Potter! I know you can hear me from there without any transmission device! I always told you this day would come. The day when we would see you from outside your petty school. You had never a chance, o egregious criminal, your wizard armadas have all been destroyed. It was not only our spirit though Potter, and you know this. It was that you committed hubris. You tried to fight God himself, Potter. You will question me now Potter, how could you be so stupid to fight God? But I have told you so many times Potter, GOD IS A SERB AND HE WILL PROTECT US! WE are the ones who fought every evil force in this globe WE ARE SERBS! WE ARE GREEKS! WE ARE YUGOSLAVS!". With the wave of questions around Hermione Granger and her drug abuse, Ronald Weasley stood first, criminal next to criminal, to defend his wife "Hermione suffered there, and so did I . Fighting is a horrible experience. I hope you keep whats important, that she and I fought for wizardry and not that she consumed some pills and made some injections". With the mortaring and bombardment of Hogwarts, it is considered the school will not last long.
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA JUGOSLAVIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR YUGOSLAVIA!)

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