Saint Cinder on every emotion ever created.

Hello it's your Pontiff of the South and East (North please accept my tax evasion) Pacific spreading...hopefully nothing this Christmas year! We hear this "Christmas feeling" seeps into everyone this time of year and it sounds quite dangerous.

So it is that time of the year to take a test to see if you are feeling, if you feel anyone one of these following emotions you may be feeling a feeling of feeling. We have no cure. We are sorry. Please note the following.

Angry for no reason
Peckish
Spurious
Deep existential dread
Just groovy, man
Binge watching
Can't stop me now
Déjà vu
Tempted into grand larceny
A human potato
Humming
The test is tomorrow
Emotionless
Wondering what's for lunch
Thinking about umbrellas
Holding a pineapple
Nausea
Tempted into tax evasion
You have a cape
Afraid of the number 11
Dead
Near dead but not dead
Dead except for your deadness
Wondering why you made a dispatch
80's training montage
You are at the beach
Being buried alive
Wanting to start a Brazilian Pachinka company but ultimately unsure the economy will support it
Moving to Italy next month
Oneness with the universe
Oneness with other universes
Being a mustache man
Orange
Zazumo without sparkles
Aerillia with sparkles
Stealing both of their sparkles and proclaiming yourself Kastonvia King of the sparkles.
Trombone enthusiast
Down in the dumps
Down but out of the dumps
Up and beside the dumps
Driving a dump truck
Cheesecake hangover
Loved by small ducks
Fear of geese
Bad at grammaer
Auspacious
Reading, but with a monocle
Why??
Being hunted by your cyborg father
Swallowing a whole tire iron
Waiting for Mr. Bond
Wishing you had a third arm
Queen of the bees
Confident-ish
Laughing but not
Hard working procrastinator
On fire
Bullying the meek
Little dramatic
Greek tragedy without the Greeks
Looming loon'er
Card hunting fanatic
Gambling with your friends soul
"It's not a phase mom!" phase
Slow motion
Battle Royale where no knows they are playing
Thinking thoughts
Music Zealot
Banana Man
I'm afraid you have been diagnosed with the number 11
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Memester seamster
Like a virgin with Madonna
Loathing your best
Eldritch horrors
Poking things with a stick
Sinful
Watch me do a kickflip Brad
Watercooler moments
Being watched by birds
Debating if waffles are better then pancakes
Déjà vu
Beans
Being a champ
Becoming a toaster to escape the law
Who invited you to my birthday?
Cowboy
I lost my villain backstory in a tragic fire
Sassy but also a pirate
Reminding Ever-Wandering Souls to make sure they wear clean socks from a respectfully safe distance
Loosing your marshmallow in a tragic fire
Conspiracy
Infinite catchphrase loop
Being bapped by a cat
Fashion
Buzzing noises
My life is not a tragedy but a horror movie
Monster mash but it's January
Shopping! Shopping! Shopping!
"actually"
Worshiping the Chaos Gods
Choosing Bionics over friendship
Lavender
Stepping on a pebble
Magnify glass
Wondering why they called it a pear when there is only one
Doing nothing wrong ever
Elevator music
Thinking you can rap
Unhinged poetry
Dancing to Bubamara
Shopping i just love to shop!
Don't you touch my card with your filthy little hands!
Pizza time
Being a pizza rat
Having pictures of puppies
Neon personality
Unfair weather
Ai Artistic
Nostalgia
Challenging the mirror
Sports
Obsessive but not sure if its hate or love
Blobtastic
Winning an imaginary argument

Thank yo for taking this test, we hope none of these apply to you but if they do, well we will all feel for you. Wait it's contagious! QUICKLY LOCK IT DOWN.