Decree on Ijakalation

I, The Majesty Himself Emir Ali IV, in exercise of my powers as hereditary and natural Emir of Fujeirah and all her dominions, possessions and subjects and in due diligence to my obligations to the Emirate of Fujeirah and her laws, and in continuation of the good will and faith of my great ancestors the previous Emirs of Fujeirah (God bless them) (except my father), and with the utmost confidence and surety of my impending decision being made in the best interests of the Emirate of Fujeirah and her citizens to the best of my knowledge, by the will of the God Almighty and the stroke of my pen do hereby proclaim this decree -

that the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Emirate of Fujeirah suspend all diplomatic connections to the South Pacific which is a corrupt region that the hellish sandstorms have somehow brought our grand nation to

that the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Emirate of Fujeirah immediately commence diplomatic relations and membership in the grand and beautiful region of Ijaka whose awesome naval might shall be augmented fivefold by the fearsome, ferocious Fujeirahi Amiri Navy [FAN]

that the Supreme Military Council immediately convene to figure out how the georelocation technology promised by Mr. Max Barry works so as to move our region by the will of the God Almighty to the pristine seas of Ijaka

- on this day the 17th of the month of March of the year 2023. God Bless Fujeirah.