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Orcuo Day
Orcuo Day
Orcuo Day (or OrcDay; not to be confused with Orcuo Sandbox Remembrance Day or Orcuo Resurgence Day) is an interdimensional holiday that occurs yearly on July 25th. It is in honor of Orcuo and all of its great achievements.
History
Orcuo Day was declared on July 25th, 2024. Roughly around five minutes before this dispatch was uploaded. However, hints of Orcuo Day can be traced back to 2023, with posts such as this.
Events
Orcuo Day Events Include:
• Offering Sacrifices to Orcuo
• Worshiping the Octopus
• Covering Yourself in Purple Paint
• Singing the Orcuo National Anthem
• Causing Pointless Wars
• Constructing A Golden Statue of Orcuo
• Worshipping Said Statue
• Allowing Your Nation to be Annexed by Orcuo
Q&A
Q. "Why?"
A. Cause I said so.
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Q. "What if I refuse to celebrate"
A. Bombing will commence immediately.
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Q. "What if I celebrate?"
A. You’ll get a 5% discount on your next purchase from OrcCorp!
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Q. "Is purple you favorite color?"
A. Yes.
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Q. "What cake do you prefer the most?"
A. Devil’s Food Cake.