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by The United Clans of Honourbound. . 154 reads.

The Pacifican Inquirer, September 2024

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New Pacific Order
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The A&Q section asks the Senators to randomly come up with yes, no, or maybe answers in response to questions they do not know. Their answers are completely blind. They will only be seeing these responses after they are completed. The questions might be harmless, or might be a sign of future dissent in our ranks!

This is a game show interview, not a serious section, so don’t worry about any incoming coups.

Belleroph: Senator of Diplomatic Affairs

Do you solemnly swear you are up to no good as Senator of Diplomatic Affairs?
Callisto: Yes absolutely, without question

Is your secret hope to get your boss fired?
Callisto: No, I would never

Is watching magical girl anime with Emi a lead up to taking over NS?
Callisto: Undoubtedly, I would have to agree

Has the duck been rolled enough for your tastes?
Callisto: I'm not too sure on that

Are you going to send all the mods fish in accordance with your hazing ritual?
Callisto: Are you kidding, I wouldn't be caught dead with that

Do you want to borrow Dalimbar’s coup wheel to pick your first target?
Callisto: I'd have to take some more time to think about this

Do you also believe that beignets are superior pastries?
Callisto: There was never any doubt, yes I agree

Are you ready to undertake a mission to import voters into [redacted]?
Callisto: Let the record show that yes, I accept

Is behaving the right way to conduct FA?
Callisto: No, what sort of question is that?

Do you determine whom to favor in NS FA by most regular conversationalist?
Callisto: I suppose, yet I'm not quite sure

Ghost Queen and Honourbound: Senators of Internal Affairs

Did you take your new job with the intention of working your way up to become the big leader of The Pacific?
Grey: Hmmm, sure...? Tentatively
Honourbound: Absolutely!

Would you be willing to join the mod team in an attempt to befriend Reploid Productions?
Grey: Yeah, let's do it!
Honourbound: Not at all.

Is salt an important spice in cooking and the NS experience?
Grey: Nah, tbh, I'd rather eat cold soup
Honourbound: Of course yes!

Did you mean it when you promised to be online and available 24/7 in accordance with your eternal NPO soulbound contract?
Grey: Why would you even ask! Of course
Honourbound: Definitely!

Are you a supporter of the XBI?
Grey: N
Honourbound: Never in a thousand words.

Do you think that your pet would be a better fit for the seat of Empress/Emperor than Xoriet?
Grey: Y
Honourbound: Why not?

Is Snekist rule the way of the future?
Grey: Uh-huh, sure. (This means no)
Honourbound: For sure!

Is Admissions a secret scheme to create a personal voting army and later introduce democracy to The Pacific?
Grey: It's settled then; let's proceed
Honourbound: Nope.

Would you like to have some brownies?
Grey: Can't, there's a cat on my lap
Honourbound: Of course not!

Are you willing to sign up for even more paperwork than before?
Grey: Hmmmhm
Honourbound: Without a doubt!

And there you have it! No chance of dissent whatsoever and every chance that their random answers make them sound like it regardless! Thanks for participating, dearest new (and returned) Senators.



Xoriet

Come on, take a gander! This segment is all about things that we thought important to mention here but weren't important enough to warrant their own article.

  • Callisto as SoDA: Callisto (AKA Belleroph) has been appointed as the Senator for Diplomatic Affairs of the New Pacific Order. It is customary of SoDAs to choose their favourite soft drink, and Callisto decided to choose Pepsi as her pop of choice.

  • Minecraft Server Launch: The NPO Minecraft server has been launched, with quite a few people from both NS and the other NPO branches joining in to play! If you want to know more about how you can join the server and start playing, contact End666. Also, you can read up on it Linkhere.

  • N-Day: The Pacific partnered up with KHAN for the N-Day event; with 22 million nukes launched throughout the entire event, our faction emerged in 2nd place. If you want to read up on the stats specifically for the KHAN faction that we joined up with, you can have a look right below this statement.




  • Treaty with LWU: We recently signed a treaty with the Lone Wolves United last month, called The Infiltrators Make the Best Workers Wolfpact. You can check it out here. Read the next segment to know more about them.

  • Treaty with the Augustin Alliance: And just a few days ago at the time of posting, we also signed the Puella Magi Augustinia Pacifica, a treaty with the Augustin Alliance. We also have some special art specifically made for the treaty as well, which is present in the relevant dispatch. And I almost forgot, but it also includes a short story!

  • Civilian Air Compact: Pathonia and Dushina are two enterprising World Assembly authors, and have passed their proposal, the Civilian Air Compact. What that means for the civilized nations of the world is the protection of civilian aircraft and making sure they don't count as military tactics.

Note: "Ally Introduction" is a segment that'll help you get to know the allies of the Pacific and the NPO, which will primarily be written by members of our foreign affairs department. This one was by Callisto, the SoDA, AKA Belleroph. Come back next month for possibly another one of these!

The Lone Wolves United are one of NationStates's premier raiding groups. Established in April of 2005 by Scardino, LWU is the oldest active raider group in all of NationStates. They are led by their Khan, who has absolute authority over the organization, with Il-Khans and Khalifs below them making up the leadership structure. LWU began as a relatively unknown raider group prior to their invasion of Hell and takeover of Lazarus in 2005. They went on to participate in the Empire-led coup of TEP in 2008 as well as participate in the coup of TWP in 2009. This all culminated in the Condemnation of LWU in 2011, solidifying them as one of the premier raider groups in Nation States. LWU has had a wide variation in activity over the years, at times becoming quite inactive, often until someone else was able to come along and pick up the reigns. Most notably for the Pacific, in 2015/2016, Anerastreia and Abenthy (otherwise known as our Empress Xoriet and Pacifican Citizen Severisen) picked things up as new leaders for LWU, and that combined with the return of Scardino, marked a bit of a new age for LWU.

LWU today is led by Chef Big Dog (Tom), and in addition to the Pacific they also maintain relations with other major regions such as The West Pacific and The East Pacific.

I must thank Xoriet and Callisto for their help in this edition. See you around in the next edition of the Inquirer, and make sure to have a chat with us on the Regional Message Board; we're quite active there as of late. If you have any complaints or suggestions regarding the Pacifican Inquirer or even the New Pacific Order in general, telegram me or message me on my Discord handle; honourbounder. You can also contact any other Senator of the New Pacific Order. Anyway, stay safe and have a good day!

Honourbound, Senator of Internal Affairs

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