Aroth's Interview

Last week, we interviewed every member of Jimothy. Here are the Questions and the Answers.

Potato of the llama
1. Your defense forces are the weakest in Jimothy. Do you plan on increasing military spending?

No, we are a peaceful nation.

2. What is your stance on the right-leaning nations in Jimothy?

We are trying our best to maintain good relations with them while trying to make them more peaceful

3. Do you feel any aggression towards any other members of Jimothy?

No, we are a peaceful nation

4. Your economy is developing. How do you plan on growing the economy?

Increasing the amount of available jobs.

The pacified squids
1. You have the highest crime rate in all of Jimothy, leading to 17% of your citizens getting murdered. How do you plan to reduce crime?

Increase security.

2. What is your stance on the right-leaning nations of Jimothy?

Did not answer

3. Do you feel aggression towards any of the other nations of Jimothy?

We want to make the Platypuses more friendly.

4. Your political freedom is a world benchmark. Please explain how this came to be.

"READ THE DANG HOME PAGE" No clear answer

The superior ultratomatons
1. 42% of your citizens die of cancer. What is robot cancer and how do you plan to lower deaths?

We only count human deaths. This cancer is caused by the use of Uranium Cores used by Ultratomatons. We are around humans 24/7.

2. What is your stance on the left-leaning nations of Jimothy?

They are weaklings

3. Is there any nation in Jimothy that you feel aggressive towards?

Aroth

4. Civil Rights are unheard of, the Economy is weak, and Political Freedoms are outlawed. Do you have any plans to change this in any way?

We hope to improve the economy by selling trade goods with other Nations

The Platypuses
1. Only 2.6% of your people die by old age. How do you plan on raising this number?

I don't

2. What is your stance on the left-leaning nations of Jimothy?

The Arch-Platypus was unaware of the political spectrum and looked it up.

3. Is there any nation you feel aggression towards in Jimothy?

No

4. Your economy is the best in all of Jimothy, please explain how this came to be.

We got rid of those pesky "morals"

5. Do you plan on improving civil rights and/or political freedoms in your Empire? If so, how?

No

6. Explain why Immigration and Emigration is banned in your Nation.

Platypuses should be exclusively loyal to the empire. Non-Platypuses should not be allowed to taint our lands.