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by The Endless Kakistocracy of Basementees. . 20 reads.

Re: Re: Re: Forward: Forward: Re: You'll never guess what Basementeesian Scientists have done!

Physicists working in the Tír na nÓg Royal University claim that faster than light (Henceforth referred to as FTL) communication may very well be possible.

Working in conjunction with some of the greatest minds in Fantrum, the Basementeesian scientists have discovered anti-light wavicles can travel through dark matter faster than previously theorised.

While the axiomatic quantum field theory had previously suggested that Superluminal communication was impossible, Quantum Entanglement has proven this wrong. An entanglement of particles to transmit information was used in conjunction with the Africanus-Terranum Epicloaking Theory, to send packets of information from Basementees, to the Trinatallian Academy of Knowledge, in Trinatallia, at over three times the speed of light! This amazing discovery is set to revolutionise the exploration of non-terrestrial bodies, and is set to change the British Isles as we know it.

OOC: Warning: This technology is only available to highly Scientifically Advanced nations, Contact Fantrum to find out what you could win!

The Endless Kakistocracy of Basementees

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