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Dispatch → Account → Diplomacy
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The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia.
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Party Crashers
The date is December 26. It is Empress Jadny's birthday. Since she's an acquaintance of Bedebao, he has been invited to the party. He also brought Troll along, thinking that she would enjoy the company of the gynocrats inhabiting Jadny's realm of Femdom. The following is what happens after.Femdom Empire - Outside of Jadny's Palace
Bedebao: I hope you're not too drunk.
Troll: I'm fine, thanks. Geez, you're so lucky, being able to negate stuff like poison and alcohol.
Bedebao: I know, right? It's like I was designed to be at parties. Let me call a shuttle really quick.
The βetaship - Bridge
Pain: sigh How much time has it been since they went down there? Maybe I should've gone with them after all, they might be having too much fun to come back.
Rape: You? In a party full of feminists? Hahaha, that's funny. You're a brutal male like me, you'd only manage to offend them.
Pain: Oh, shut up, I can be soft at times...
The control room's transmitter rings
Pain: Ah, finally. Are you two ready to go back?
Bedebao: Yup. Get me a shuttle.
Pain: Coming right up.
As the shuttle arrives on the ground, something appears on the radar...
Pain: Hmm? What is that on the radar? It's approaching the planet quickly.
Femdom Empire - Outside of Jadny's Palace
Bedebao: Come on, let's go.
Troll: Wait... what's that in the sky?
Bedebao: Huh?
Missiles can be seen in the sky. They come crashing down near Bedebao and Troll
Troll: Damn! What was that?
Bedebao: Whatever that is, we should get back to the ship ASAP.
The βetaship - Bridge
Troll and Bedebao are back. The assault continues
Bedebao: Pain, can you explain what's going on?
Pain: According to the radar, we've got a whole fleet headed for the planet.
The transmitter rings again
???: We are capturing this planet, WITH NO SURVIVORS. Whoever you are, leave immediately or face the consequences.
Bedebao: Who the f*ck are you?
The transmission cuts
Pain: ...so, what are your orders?
Bedebao: I'm not going to let some random guy attack Jadny. I need her for yet another of my extremely masterful plans. Besides, she's a fun woman. Send some armed vehicles.
Pain: The fleet's quite big. Maybe we should pull out the BIG guns?
Bedebao: Sure. Call Destruction and tell him to get his mech ready.
The βetaship - Steak Squad Quarters
Pain: Destruction, you there? Bedebao wants you to destroy stuff.
Destruction: Mgnh... did you say DESTROY?
Pain: Yes. sigh Were you sleeping again? Be quick.
Bedetopian forces ready to help defend Femdom Empire from the mysterious invaders
New transmission from the invaders
???: Hmph. So you ARE like them. We'll crush you too, for we will eradicate your hateful ideology. We are CAIN, the Coalition Against the Ideology of Nazism. Filth like you are poisoning this universe and must be destroyed.
Bedebao: Nazism? Come on, Hitler is a PATHETIC dictator compared to me. Let's not even talk about how DEAREST LEADER outshines him...
CAIN: Such arrogance. I hope you burn in hell.
