The History of The Ankur Phae Conglomerate! (September 2016 - June 2017)

Decrovian Era
The Ankur Phae Conglomerate was founded by a nation only known as "Decrovia" on September 29th, 2016 AD. "The APC was founded in the hopes of providing a home for the nations that wished to associate with one another at their leisure, with no punishment for being an isolationist but ample opportunity to open diplomatic relations with many a neighbour." -Decrovia (Yes, that's a direct quote from their original WFE) This was most likely because the founding fathers of this region were trying to escape persecution from various parties during the Great R/D War that raged from June 2015 to April 2016 all across NS Space. The isolationist paradise that the founding fathers have dreamed of only remained a reality for nearly a month for the region was designated as a featured tourist destination by the World Assembly on October 25th that same year. This is ironic though for why should a region who doesn't want to be featured in the latest issue of "Travel Leisure" get front cover of the day while other regions who coveted the publicity for perhaps years don't receive it? The conglomerate at this point entered a complete paradox for no reason whatsoever other then for the Assembly to rub their d**** right in front of the peaceful republic's face just for laughs! This caused a massive uproar within the local population of the region which led to Coro coro's victory for the presidential election of the region the following day! Coro Coro was what we outsiders would label as a Pro-Isolationist Marxist who only saw the new publicity stunt as a smoking gun to their defenceless region. He wanted to keep the Conglomerate cut off from the rest of the world in order to stabilise the government & regional economy. However, not everyone within the regional boundaries saw the reasoning behind his agenda. He was later ousted from the delegacy literally overnight by Anti-Isolationist Rebel Fighters & was imprisoned within a prison cell for sometime to come. He was replaced by the Rebel Leader, "Homelandi" whose was for the region to embrace the new found fame & establish diplomacy with various regions across NS Space in order to make a quick buck on the tourism industry since the Conglomerate was like the Bahamas of NS Space! Homelandi no doubtably kept his campaign promise & he managed to secure embassies with 7 regions all in his 1st week in office plus an additional 3 in his 2nd week (excluding his predecessor's only day). 1 of these regions was none other then The Straw Hat Pirates. Now keep a bookmark on them for we'll be readdressing them later! That embassy was founded on October 29th, 2016 AD & another 1 of the original 7 allies established embassies just 2 days later, that region is known as The Second Ridge of Badgers. Now this is the moment in history where the region 's politicians & bankers literally decided to hit the casinos on a weekend night of partying, just to make a big gamble in a game of roulette only to land on Zero!!!! Yes, they were literally all over the resorts gambling in the casinos, dancing in the local strip clubs, dining out at expensive restaurants & going on endless shopping sprees & hitting the bars while being completely drunk & high on all kinds of booze & narcotics!! Now what's with the sudden drop in discipline you may ask? Well, it was the middle of December of 2016 which meant that school was out & businesses were having discounts on all kinds of items while other places were closing early due to the holiday season. So business in the regional resorts was booming especially since American Thanksgiving Weekend was a major success for the regional economy but the night of December 17th would be the end of this "Happy-Go-Lucky" demeanour for the rest of the region's existence! Why? Now remember when I said the party animals played that game of roulette & lost all the dough!? Well, the thing is.... This was a very controversial decision which led to it being a huge mistake for the Ankurians. This is because they didn't actually loose their money but rather the money that was loaned to them by Investors from the Badger region! Note: The Roulette game was not the only thing the Ankurian diplomats & businessmen wasted the money on. Now tell me this dear readers: if the Ankurians didn't have their own currency to cover the costs for their festive extravaganza, how did they pay the bill? If you answered "The Loan Money" then congratulations! You just passed the quiz with flying colours & got a smiley face sticker right on your paper next to your name for They literally spent every single coin on all the booze, drugs, tokens, gifts, parking tickets & pair of t*** they could find!

So yes, that 1 Saturday night was literally the hangover to remember for the very next day saw the stock market crash within the region & its network of allies. The Badgers were of course, so pissed that they lost their investments due to this scandal that the regional administration withdrew its embassy with the Conglomerate & even pressed charges against the Homelandi administration for the economical crisis that very same Sunday Morning! There's no Yuletide cheer to go around for this year for the region was now in what is know as "The Great Depression" period! The trial began on the hour of the Winter Solstice & it took 3 days for the Jury to make a decision. At the end of the legal battle, the jury finally reached an unanimous verdict (NS doesn't really require verdicts to be unanimous for the record). The jury found the Conglomerate guilty of Embezzlement & all other charges. The International Court of Justice then ordered the Ankur Phae Conglomerate to pay the massive fines to all the plaintiffs & to the court itself. Failure to do so would result in invasion by UDL or SOP peacekeeping forces & the region would be auctioned off to the highest bidder! Now this of course comes at no surprise for there was no way the Ankur government & businesses could get out of this 1 but what did come as a surprise was that once the press released the local paper announcing the guilty verdict on front page news, riots took to the streets & the police/national guard decided to stand down & actually let the rioters loot the capital city & break Coro coro out of prison! Heck, they didn't even need to break, steal or harm any1 or thing at the prison for the authorities just decided to give Coro & his party members a full pardon & an early parole! Once the guards unlocked his cell, the crowd just rushed in & lifted Coro up into the air & carried him over the crowd like a singer jumping into the crowd during a concert & being carried away by the wave! Once Homelandi got word from his bodyguards that the protestors were on their way to the presidential palace, he tried to flee the region via helicopter but his ride got grounded after an armed rioter fired some rounds into the cockpit with his machine gun. The bullets penetrated the windshield, killing the pilot & co-pilot & thus we have the delegate/president's own black hawk crashing down into the parliament building, killing several parliament members & reporters! Homelandi & his head bodyguard escaped the wreckage with some major injuries but they were surrounded by the Rioters shortly afterwards. They cuffed both men & brought them before Coro Coro himself right onto the steps of the Presidential Palace & Coro wasted almost no time with them for he pulled out his revolver & killed the bodyguard with a single headshot, causing his body to tumble down the steps & be trampled by the crowd. As for "former" president Homelandi? He was escorted back to the oval office just to witness Coro Coro sitting down in his chair right at his desk & continously mock him in front of his face & then he ordered his men to take the deposed president back to the crash site where Coro mocked him again & then grabbed him by his throat & lifted him upwards while a protester started up the engine, causing the rotating helicopter blades to swiftly decapitate former president Homelandi thus marking the 1st day of Kwanza as the end of Homelandi's term let alone his life after only serving 60 days (2 months) in office!! His term remains as the longest on record even to this day! Coro Coro was then unanimously reelected back into the delegacy by the people that very same day & he started to reinstate his Isolationist-Marxist policies. Frankly, everyone thought this would solve the problem but of course this only worsened the situation! The Great Depression got so bad that Founding Father Decrovia could no longer sit on the sidelines & watch tragedy unfold. He rallied his men & members of the peasantry who were suffering from a region-wide famine brought upon by the Coro Administration (So basically, Coro Coro turned the Ankur Phae Conglomerate into Real Life Eritrea/North Korea!) Once the Founder's Army sacked Coro City (Yes, Coro named a city after himself once he was reinstated into the delegacy!), the Delegate sortied his own army & encountered Decrovia's forces on the battlefield thus sparking the Ankur Phae Civil War! The War itself lasted for only 4 weeks after Coro's return to power for Coro coro actually met his end at their final battle where he was killed via decapitation by a cannonball blast on January 22nd, 2017 AD! Thus marking the end of Coro coro's reign after only 27 days back in office! His term (1st & 2nd combined) remains the 2nd longest to this very day!! Even though Decrovia was now in total control over the Conglomerate again, he failed to remedy all the issues plaguing his once beautiful republic. He desperately wanted to find a getaway paradise from "you guessed it" his own getaway paradise. Thus ending the Decrovian Era!

The Straw Hat Era
Now the situation plaguing the region was so terrible that Decrovia was forced to give in to the International Court of Justice's demands to auction the region off since neither he nor the 2 former delegates could afford to pay the huge fines along with additional fees that he received as a result of him arming his forces & since Coro Coro & his cabinet were all dead, Decrovia was also charged with his fees for arming his forces for the war! So in a roundabout way, Decrovia had to pay fines & tabs for not just himself but on the behalf of his 2 former delegates as well!! After Decrovia declared bankruptcy, the public auction went ahead as planned & the winner was unfortunately The Straw Hat Pirates. Now that The Ankur Phae Conglomerate was a Straw Hat Pirate Colony, Straw Hat Founder Arlum was now free to pursue his plans on remodelling the abandoned paradise resort by which he wanted to completely demolish the region, relocate it's inhabitants to his region & forget all about the Conglomerate entirely! Once he got word that Decrovia had committed suicide back on February 24th, 2017 AD, He visited the region & he announced his plans 2 days after Decrovia's passing. Growing Impatient, he returned on March 5th that same year & ordered an eviction of the remaining inhabitants but it was too late, for Muffughana (Decrovia's 3rd & last 2nd in command) ordered the remaining inhabitants into suspended hibernation until further notice. As long as they were in cryo-sleep, Arlum couldn't carry out his game plan But this didn't stay that way for long. A mere 15 days would pass until the region was rediscovered by the outside world when a single nation came to Ankur Phae as a simple refugee from another peril stricken region known as The Accepted Realms! The refugee came here due to an ongoing skirmish between the forces of the United Defenders League & Terran Blood & decided to call Ankur Phae home! He discovered the inhabitants within their cryotubes along with the eviction notice in the RMB but of course he ignored it & released 1 of the inhabitants from their cryotube & his name was Faliimorian freehold. Faliimorian agreed to try & restore the Conglomerate if the refugee would join his cabinet which he did & thus Faliimorian was elected delegate on March 21st, 2017 AD! Despite the campaign promise to make Ankur Phae great again, he found the job to be more difficult then expected for it was impossible to recruit any freedom fighters for a resistance movement against The Straw Hat Pirates & he couldn't establish any kind of diplomacy with other regions or just didn't want to seeing how public attention was what got the Conglomerate screwed anyway. The thing he found to be most unbearable was the fact that he returned to a world that he couldn't recognise for the last time he was awake was 10 days prior to the stock market crash! This meant he missed the revolution & civil war against his 2 predecessors who he once considered his friends & he couldn't save his 3rd best friend from killing himself either thus giving him survivor's guilt! Also, all his remaining friends from the past either left the region, went into cryo-sleep or simply died out long ago. He then decided to make a choice between committing suicide or going back to cryo-sleep but before he could make his decision, he was assassinated by a hitman from a 3rd party. How? The hitman laced his food with poison! Why? Because their client felt that he was nothing more then a nuisance 2 their plan to invade Ankur Phae! They wanted 2 appoint a 4th delegate who was actually willing to do something about the region rather then just watch the grass grow! So Faliimorian's death on April 5th, 2017 AD marked the end of Ankur Phae's self-rule for no1 else was qualified to rule the region as an independent leader. Faliimorian's reign in office only lasted a mere 2 weeks before being taken out & thus he shall not only be remembered for being the 3rd longest delegate in power but also as the 3rd delegate to fail Ankur Phae & thus he will always be remembered as the delegate who lost The Ankur Phae Conglomerate!

The region remained a lost cause under Straw Hat control for the next 11 days for that's when The Invaders tried to raid the region & conquer it for themselves. However, The Disputed Territories of After dividing by zero Warden Drake of Spear Danes stopped them & liberated the region from Straw Hat control. But again peace was short lived for the Invaders tried again & managed to capture the region successfully this time just 6 days after their 1st attempt! They appointed Riumairsi as regional governor of Ankur Phae but he was dethroned by a Straw Hat Pirate Task Force led by Ada empire just a mere 2 days into his reign!! Ada himself (Yes, it's a he) abdicated the delegacy to his 2nd in command The country of birds just 3 days after that but Birdman himself couldn't enjoy his time in power for he was kicked from office the very next day on April 28th, 2017 AD! This officially ends the timeline of events for the region since ADA & Birdman caused a scorch earth dilemma to the region preventing Ankur Phae from ever recovering 2 its former glory & set it bound with a 1 way ticket to the boneyard! Why did they do this? Arlum ordered them too!! For the next 2 months: the region was used as a nuclear testing site for the only nation who chose to stay behind, "Funny racism" didn't have the power to protect Ankur Phae any longer & decided to honour his lord "Decrovia's memory by committing suicide via starvation & radiation poisoning. He finally achieved his goal on the Summer Solstice (June 21st, 2267 RE) & thus the region & its legacy perished with him, forever ending this account on history for it seems unlikely Muffughana will return from NS Space & revive the region & even if he did so, the region would only perished again as soon as it was reborn. The region couldn't even last 9 months for it was a mere 8 days short of it's 9 month anniversary & it would've been a very miserable 1 at that. Not only that but it's been confirmed to be impossible for Muffughana to revive Ankur Phae for he himself died just 20 days earlier in most likely in the Pacific regions & his death was most likely caused either by illness or suicide. If the latter is true then it would be due to him feeling shame for his abandonment of his homeland & to rejoin his long lost friends in the boneyard! This officially makes me, the last of the people of Ankur Phae!

So Until Next Time, I bid thee farewell! - Defaultlandia