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by Metal cybersnake. . 23 reads.

army of the night invades

an army of flying werewolves led by a man calling himself logan appeared from the ground and invaded metal cybersnake along with a gimply looking man dubbed "weapon xxx" burning several buildings to the ground including a military testing facility. In order to save the city the high priestess of spaghetti had to call on the wisdom of her deity. He replied "all they understand is force of movement" and suggested they square off in epic dance battle known as "pants pants revolution". The high priestess then summoned the ghost of michael whackskin who managed to pull out some winning moves. The werewolves left happy and with newfound respect for our country. They left saying when the night calls we will be there for you

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