The Ancient History of Kekistan

The Kekistani peoples are native the the south and west coasts of the caspian sea. There they inhabited the area under several tribes such as /b/ and /pol/. Their culture and people are believed to be a mixed group of Akkadians and /pol/ish and other ethnic groups from the area. During the 9th to 6th century BC Kekistan's culture would emerge as trade routes carried information of a strange deity called Kek from the lands of Egypt. The Kekistanies quickly grew to love him and abandoned edgy atheism for their new faith. During this time they united under a confederation in 654 BC as records at Museum of Kek tell us. They grew in power controlling the Caspian sea and raiding tribes such as the Habbo Hotel. Kekistan would however suffer because of this cultural and military growth. Still they only attracted allies from the famed emperor Sargon of Akkad, and the Skeptic kingdoms.

Finally this golden Age came to an end when the Normie Empire saw it's power as a threat and in 532 BC declared war. The Kekistani Kings laughed at the normies and launched a series of raids against them. The normie army was completely normal, standard armor and standard tactics were prioritized. This gave Kekistan, Akkadia, and the Skeptic Kingdoms an advantage over the predictable normies, for almost fifty years they held them off until the normies shear numbers overwhelmed them at 'The Battle of Demonetization' when the Skeptic Kingdoms were wiped out and both Akkadia and Kekistan had most of their armies destroyed. They held on with a guerrilla campaign but, the backstabbing Sarkisianite Empire arose from the squabbling Social Justice Tribes in Arabia and marched almost unopposed, pillaging until it reached Kekistanople. The Queen, Anita Sarkisian personally set Kekistanople on fire. What followed was the Kekistani Genocide as the few Kekistanies that were left were slaughtered, enslaved, exiled or sent into hiding. In 483 BC the 'War of Normie and Cuck Oppression' ended with Kekistan's defeat.

Anita took all of the lands to herself refusing give anything to the Normie Empire because, "it would be sexist".