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Argentinstan wrote:

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Why do you hate me so much I am just having fun

Argentinstan wrote:

Fun does not include stamping on my allies like s h i t.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Hey!

Argentinstan wrote:

?

Northwest kalactin wrote:

YOU CALL ME THAT AND YOU WILL GET IT!!

Argentinstan wrote:

I don't give a single f**k.

Overlord69 wrote:

Call you what.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

SHUT UP

Argentinstan wrote:

Uh triggered af.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

That

Argentinstan wrote:

Lol I call Northwest kalactin a question mark and he gets triggered! LMAO!

Argentinstan wrote:

What am I describing you there?

Northwest kalactin wrote:

You are triggered just like your flight attendants on Argentantianstam Airlikes

Argentinstan wrote:

Learn to spell buddy.
Its AIR ARGENTINE! QUEEN OF THE SKIES! WOOHOO FLY AIR ARGENTINE!

The United Artherian Federation wrote:

F-F-FEDERAL AIR BISHES!

Timerocks wrote:

COPA mate.

The United Artherian Federation wrote:

FEDERAL AIR!
-repeat untill the end of Z-Day-

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Whatever I call it the airline with triggered flight attendants who punched a senator so they had to hold up a flight

Argentinstan wrote:

Getting zombies where they need to go.

Argentinstan wrote:

Hmm that is just nonsense. That's funny tho.

The United Artherian Federation wrote:

Gtg.
Cure me in my sleep.
Do not spread zombies though.

Argentinstan wrote:

Got it.
I will get rid of da haters before I go to sleep.

The United Artherian Federation wrote:

UNOEERS! ASSEMBLE!
(Spin off of Avengers! Assemble!)

Overlord69 wrote:

Speaking of which...
Thanks to the cure to zombanism becoming abundant Overlord69 has become a zombie safehaven and has seen a one thousand percent increase in permanent visits. Any and all zombies who feel persecuted and misunderstood can come to Overlord69 and will be safe from human intervention. And for any human who gets curious, don't. Humans will be eaten on sight.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Yes until I make it so your stupid planes don't have service to all of my airports WOW THERE GOES SOME MONEY 💰

Timerocks wrote:

Mate why don't the senators use the airline of your nation?

Argentinstan wrote:

I don't fly to trash wastelands. Gold Coast Airport is actually Crap Coast Airport guys, breaking news, from FOX NEWS!!!!!!
He's being a triggered beeotch for no reason.

Timerocks wrote:

TR is looking for zombie jokes mate. Does Overlord have dead jokes they want to give new life?

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Because he was going to tour argentinstan and he wanted to experience a flight on their airline first

Argentinstan wrote:

He got deported.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

How about your amazingly stupid wine orchard

Argentinstan wrote:

Stupid? Why of course it is. Didn't you know wine orchards aren't living organisms?

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Thanks for reminding me!! I didn't know that!!

Northwest kalactin wrote:

The 🍇 are

Argentinstan wrote:

Of course you didn't. Your government is run by dumb twits.

Argentinstan wrote:

But grapes aren't in "wine orchards." Wine orchards as you just said, are what they are. WINE ORCHARDS.

Timerocks wrote:

Does your nation have its own airline mate? If you need to order some aerobus planes from Arg to start.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Yours is run by a pack of money hungry capitalists that don't know what sports are

Argentinstan wrote:

Last time I checked the airline was using trash cans for planes.

Argentinstan wrote:

Eh at least my people have civil rights and political freedoms.

Overlord69 wrote:

And that was for premium members.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Yes
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=425890

Argentinstan wrote:

I wonder what kind of plane his President uses.
A toilet seat?

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Well I can't get your stupid planes because you didn't want a plant in Yamba now I have declined trade with those money eaters

Northwest kalactin wrote:

A 777

Argentinstan wrote:

A plant in Yamba?
Oh Yamba, the city of which is described on Wikipedia as an "utterly disgusting" "appalling to see the sewage on the main streets?"

Overlord69 wrote:

Like just the numbers, not the actual plane. He made giant sevens and flies on them with his toilet seat?

Argentinstan wrote:

I see.
The:
Captain Underpants Toilet Seat 777-100Toilet

Northwest kalactin wrote:

No it has many benefits to its large area and cheap land

Overlord69 wrote:

We see that your human population is attempting to cure you my zombie friends, shall we help you convert them to the true path?

Argentinstan wrote:

Waste dumps are always cheap.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Your airline is a cheap mess

Argentinstan wrote:

A BOEING?
WOW! You mean these?:
http://www.drleonards.com/raised-toilet-seat_36244_zoom0.jpg

Argentinstan wrote:

Thank you. The mess hall onboard is serving lobster, New York strip steak, and more.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Striped steak ,monster sounds like a trash can to me

Northwest kalactin wrote:

A large trash can

Argentinstan wrote:

You love grammar, I can tell.
Trash can? Of course you can have their leftovers. I know its hard for you to afford such posh food so you can have the free leftovers.

Overlord69 wrote:

Dude you gave him the fancy one, I'm pretty sure he was talking about one of these...
http://vogeltalksrving.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/outhouse-bronx-zoo-and-dix-5-30-10-096.jpg

Argentinstan wrote:

I might need to sanction toilet seats now.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Ah yes that one looks like the flight attendant

Argentinstan wrote:

I see...you hire toilet seats to cater your flights?

Overlord69 wrote:

Well the plane is a toilet seat so what else would he hire. I bet his clients are actually toilet paper.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Well if it was on air argentinstam did I hire them why yes thanks for free airline

Argentinstan wrote:

Toilet paper eh? I need to detect these illegals.

Argentinstan wrote:

I hire qualified professionals (humans + zombies).

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Well i see dead people blood is on your menu and one of our civilians reported a 1 star review that says he wishes your airline was a b-52 bomber

Argentinstan wrote:

I see propaganda in Northwest Kalactin?
That's what I thought.

Overlord69 wrote:

That's funny. Several of my zombies said that they saw the Kalactin being treated on that flight like a king. Propaganda much?

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Yes the civilians are insulting you I see good people

Argentinstan wrote:

Thank you for your compliment. We strive to provide the best and only the best.

Argentinstan wrote:

We've got security camera footage circulating around the web everywhere except Kalactin.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Well my nation is full of useless zombies

Argentinstan wrote:

Exactly. Your nation is nothing compared to mine :)

Northwest kalactin wrote:

"Mommy I'm scared of him he is monitoring us"

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Well once the zombie apocalypse is over then they will be normal again

Argentinstan wrote:

Not surprising your nation is scared of your dictator.

Argentinstan wrote:

Of course and led by a dictator once more.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Really I always thought Armsland was the dictator

Argentinstan wrote:

So are you.

Northwest kalactin wrote:

Sorry Irav is the one I'm thinking of

Argentinstan wrote:

Bye Northwest Kalactin