by Max Barry

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Region: the South Pacific

HELLENESIAN NEWS ALERT!
With the 9th month of the War ending, Novi Beograd looks nothing like it used to be, No prosperous skyscrapers, no majestic houses, neither full of light at the night. It is a barren bombarded city, in ruins, with many electrical, sanitary and hydraulic systems damaged, common blackouts and food shortages. The wizarding siege it truly barbaric, and they call this a "wonderful revenge" moment. President Djordje Kovacic constantly works for others in the city and tries to kerep everything right. In another note, many Serb villages revolt agains the wizard oppressors and wave the age old banners that represent them, and they have also pushed back the Zorocratels. The President of the Serb Republic of Yokiya, Radovan Ilić, informed us about the future of these republics. He said "Of course we will join back the Helleness. But we would like to request some autonomy.". The Garda Panteri has took its new mission: Liberate the coastline. The Terrorists Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley were injured, captured and are currently Prisoners of War. Harry Potter, The leader of the Wizards have threatened that if Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger and Ronald Weasley were not freed, "we will kill every single of you, Muggles". After the warning was not heard, Ooodawhay has been heavily mortared, bombed, and hit by multiple missiles. The genocide against our people by the wizards is thought to have reached 2 million deaths. President Djordje Kovacic stated in his speech that this is the end for the enemy. "You are done, Potter. You are done wizards. Zakięv's hugs are over. Help from his allies is no more. Get ready to pay back to the 2 million deaths. You will see how it will look like. We tried to not do to you what Karadzic did to Bosniaks. But now, you may just get that. For you will never kill us Serbs! "
ŽIVELA NAŠA NARODI! ŽIVELA NAŠA REPUBLIKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRPSKA HELLNESKA! ŽIVELA NAŠA SRBIJA!
(Long live our people! Long live our Republic! Long live our Serb Helleness! LONG LIVE OUR SERBIA!)

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