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The Good ol' nation of Karatol-Advenra

Shavara wrote:- "You will try, but know this. Every attempt to invade, destroy and wipe us off the map will end in your ultimate failures. Your troops will drown in the seas, their blood will flow in the rivers, their heads will be released from their bodies, they will end in every single pike there will be on this bloodthirsty planet." -

~ Unknown

Pog

Shavara, Notre-dame des lys, and Freddoria

Notre-dame des lys

Levantin wrote:Original line

And nein, never.Too bad.

You chased pleasure and you learned the consequences. Now you will just have to learn to delight in spending all eternity as an amoeba.

B-but I wanna go back to being human-

Levantin and Freddoria

Shavara

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Pog

yes

Karatol-Advenra and Notre-dame des lys

The Good ol' nation of Karatol-Advenra

Shavara wrote:yes

Tomorrow the War will start.

Shavara and Notre-dame des lys

Ikanos

Levantin wrote:Dw I’m not a bloody furry. Calling me a furry is just a (very overused) joke here.

Hell it all started bc I tried to purge the RMB of furries.

you have become the very thing you swore to destroy

Levantin

The Holy Land of Levantin

Notre-dame des lys wrote:B-but I wanna go back to being human-

No, non, nein, nyet. There is no hope for you anymore.

Notre-dame des lys and Freddoria

The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk

Ikanos wrote:you have become the very thing you swore to destroy

You haven't answered my question.

Levantin and Freddoria

Freddoria

Notre-dame des lys

I have good news and bad news.

Notre-dame des lys

Ikanos

Pakitsk wrote:You haven't answered my question.

Correct.

Levantin and Freddoria

The Holy Land of Levantin

Ikanos wrote:you have become the very thing you swore to destroy

....that’s pretty much the gist of the joke

Thankfully it’s a dead meme so I can return to crusading against the many heretics of the internet without being slandered.

Notre-dame des lys, Freddoria, and Ikanos

Notre-dame des lys

Levantin wrote:No, non, nein, nyet. There is no hope for you anymore.

Il y a toujours de l'espoir.
(There is always hope.)

Levantin

Notre-dame des lys

Freddoria wrote:Notre-dame des lys

I have good news and bad news.

The good news first, please.

Freddoria

The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk

Ikanos wrote:Correct.

Please do so.

Incidentally, did you know non-citizen residents (which includes you) have exactly two rights under TEP law? One is the right to freely emigrate from the region. The other, which is more relevant, is the right to appeal bans to the Conclave, our judicial branch.

I'm sure you'd hate to have to exercise that second right explicitly, now wouldn't you?

Levantin, Notre-dame des lys, Freddoria, and Ikanos

The Holy Land of Levantin

Notre-dame des lys wrote:Il y a toujours de l'espoir.
(There is always hope.)

My foolish child. You are alone. You will never be free.

Notre-dame des lys and Freddoria

Ikanos

Pakitsk wrote:Please do so.

Incidentally, did you know non-citizen residents (which includes you) have exactly two rights under TEP law? One is the right to freely emigrate from the region. The other, which is more relevant, is the right to appeal bans to the Conclave, our judicial branch.

I'm sure you'd hate to have to exercise that second right explicitly, now wouldn't you?

Just want to say that the matter has been settled via telegram for anyone wondering.

Pakitsk, Levantin, and Freddoria

Freddoria

Notre-dame des lys wrote:The good news first, please.

The good news is I found the book I need to change you back to a human.

And the bad news next?

Levantin and Notre-dame des lys

The Holy Land of Levantin

Pakitsk wrote:Please do so.

Incidentally, did you know non-citizen residents (which includes you) have exactly two rights under TEP law? One is the right to freely emigrate from the region. The other, which is more relevant, is the right to appeal bans to the Conclave, our judicial branch.

I'm sure you'd hate to have to exercise that second right explicitly, now wouldn't you?

bloody hell

What happened?

Pakitsk, Freddoria, and Ikanos

The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk

Levantin wrote:bloody hell

What happened?

Nothing special, I got my answer. Enjoy your day.

Levantin, Freddoria, and Ikanos

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Notre-dame des lys wrote:You can't kill me now, because I'm already dead! Haha!

Mortal constraints do not hinder me.

Brethren wrote:yooooooooo Kampfi-channnnn I take it that your moderately okay-ish socialism phase has ended?

Yes. Being good is boring.

Brethren, Levantin, Notre-dame des lys, Freddoria, and 1 otherIkanos

The Holy Land of Levantin

Freddoria wrote:The good news is I found the book I need to change you back to a human.

And the bad news next?

The bad news is that you have no clue what is reality and what isn’t

For all we know he’s still trapped in Libya- kidnapped by the forces of General Khalifa Haftar and under the influence of hallucinogenic substances. But if that reality wasn’t real, then what happens when he turns back to a human?

Hehe

Notre-dame des lys, Freddoria, and Ikanos

Ikanos

Levantin wrote:The bad news is that you have no clue what is reality and what isn’t

For all we know he’s still trapped in Libya- kidnapped by the forces of General Khalifa Haftar and under the influence of hallucinogenic substances. But if that reality wasn’t real, then what happens when he turns back to a human?

Hehe

This is the Joker all over again, isn’t it?

Levantin and Notre-dame des lys

Notre-dame des lys

Levantin wrote:My foolish child. You are alone. You will never be free.

Non, je ne suis pas d'accord.
(No, I disagree)

Freddoria wrote:The good news is I found the book I need to change you back to a human.

And the bad news next?

Yes, please.

Levantin wrote:The bad news is that you have no clue what is reality and what isn’t

For all we know he’s still trapped in Libya- kidnapped by the forces of General Khalifa Haftar and under the influence of hallucinogenic substances. But if that reality wasn’t real, then what happens when he turns back to a human?

Hehe

So when are the drugs wearing off then?

Kampf Empire wrote:Mortal constraints do not hinder me.

Yes. Being good is boring.

But why do you want to kill me though?

Levantin and Freddoria

Freddoria

Levantin wrote:The bad news is that you have no clue what is reality and what isn’t

For all we know he’s still trapped in Libya- kidnapped by the forces of General Khalifa Haftar. But if that reality wasn’t real, then what happens when he turns back to a human?

Hehe

The bad news is dozens of pages are missing from the book and it's in a extinct languange.

Notre-dame des lys

Levantin and Notre-dame des lys

The Holy Land of Levantin

Ikanos wrote:This is the Joker all over again, isn’t it?

Idk what this is, but it’s probably reflective of my bizarre isolation induced mental state rn.

Not the Joker tho.

Freddoria

The Holy Land of Levantin

Notre-dame des lys wrote:Non, je ne suis pas d'accord.
(No, I disagree)Yes, please.
So when are the drugs wearing off then?
But why do you want to kill me though?

Well there’s no telling whether it was really just drugs or actually reality.

Notre-dame des lys and Freddoria

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