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Supra god wrote:

Are Hippopotamuses the kind of people that are hip, smoke pot, and muse each other? I call that a hippopotomust. Therefore the lock-downs would be completely not hip? They could just roam free and be used as public transportation for the scenic route. Lovely

The free-roaming hippos are the ones that are unemployable bums. If you want to risk your life trying to ride a dangerous animal, our nation will probably give you a post-humous Darwin award, especially if you manage to get the hippo to do a backflip!

Eight Hippopotamuses wrote:

The free-roaming hippos are the ones that are unemployable bums. If you want to risk your life trying to ride a dangerous animal, our nation will probably give you a post-humous Darwin award, especially if you manage to get the hippo to do a backflip!

Just how many hippos are free-roaming?

Allemeine II wrote:

Just how many hippos are free-roaming?

The ones that fail military training, the ones that have been identified as more dangerous than usual, the lazy and sickly ones, whichever ones we haven't bothered to breed because they're ugly mutants, you know, the usual.

You can go 🦛 hunting. They're all over the place. Also, please take advantage of our military trained battle hippos. Your enemies won't know how to react!

Thembria SSR wrote:

It's spring now so I'm in extra hyper mode! weird just 3 weeks ago we had a historic polar vortex that caused catastrophic damage to the environment!

I love chilly breezy airy environments to explore. The damage however.... Do you think we should have been given more power as a species to prevent these catastrophes from happening since the beginning of time here in the Earth?

Thembria SSR wrote:

Yep! even better we could use them for war!

I'm currently at war with cute little girl. She just turned 12 i think? She built a flamethrower and it hurt me pretty badly so i tied her up and checked her pockets thoroughly. She was sweating bullets. Turns out she was a Japanese spy starting tsunamis in Tokyo. I am Looking forward to see if she has turned away from her previous life of crime.

Particle wrote:

It's not a crime if it isn't illegal

she was told several times in the past not to talk to shady criminals while not condoning there behavior. This in turn made her a criminal years later through omission by silence as other crimes around her kept happening in her presence. These are just eye witness accounts outside of the standard police force research investigation. They opened a case and found she had an accomplice with her that was of similar age and stature. Twins from two different domains both with criminal history backgrounds and warrants. Saying it isnt a crime if it isnt illegal is like saying it isnt bad if it is not hurting. Killing someone instantly does not hurt therefore its not bad. This is some crazy logic right there girl.

Eight Hippopotamuses wrote:

If hippos were meant for me to not subject them to questionable scientific experiments, they would have naturally evolved to be gods already. And of course you never want your enemies to be able to predict what your troops are going to do during a conflict. Hence, the extra chaotic rampaging war hippos. Also, nobody's hunting the useful hippos, so you can rest easy and grab yourself some mutant hippo burgers at one of the local restaurants.

Your assuming evolution has a mind of its own and dictates intelligence progression and gives us more and others less, that if hippos weren't meant to be your test subjects that they would have evolved beyond that? Even if evolution did allow all things to be equal it could still just as much incorporate your questionable test experiments on anything really. Who has the authority to tell you that you can not? Whatever has ultimate free will dictates the laws of the universe. If a hippo it is not the highest form of intelligence and we are higher then it, what is higher than us and why are there these questions that should have definite answers? it is even more evident that decisions were made in the foundation of this universe because it is unbalanced and takes your input out of the equation and yet i can make a universe where your input could have been implemented before its design by simply existing before it or curing the unbalance by creating equality and removing anything evil if we were given the ability to as we rightly deserve with the ability to change anything about it at any time for a valid reason which we have many.

Evil should be a choice, it should not be something your born with. We have science that says there are certain murderers that under a cat scan, show no activity in the impulse control region for aggression and impulses and were born this way. How can we say we have ultimate free will when we are subject to extreme influences such as this that ultimately dictate its direction against what we would have chosen? We as humans have deterministic free will and could have had ultimate free will that was free from anything deterministic.

Also even if the hippos would have evolved into Gods already if evolution decided, assumes someone is making decisions and had the option to do so. If we can question and make decisions can it also not do the same? How would we know? How could it be this was the only way to make everything when we can not prove a reason for why it chose what it did or even if it chose period?

have you never ventured outside of the universe yet you say this the only way it works? A very pretentious viewpoint. Open your mind and your options friend. There are many physical dimensions, infinite in fact, way beyond the fourth physical dimension where there is other self aware sentient beings far beyond your grasp here stuck in 3D and narcissistic hippo village where all you care about is yourself. That needs to change.

Try entertaining someone other than yourself and support what they are trying to say instead of always being against them. You need more respect for creatures of all varying levels of intelligence. I'm sorry friend, you missed my point about enemies and knowing your intention. What i mean is i need to know your intentions if your my enemy and you need to know mine if the goal is to become friends. If we were to remain enemy's and if i had to kill you, there's a chance i would not want you to see me coming only if you had the ability to stop me, if you do not, then I'm going to let you know everything I'm doing for your better good.

Can you give me a reason why your using lesser intelligent animals to be killed in a slaughter? what is your actual agenda? Because it sounds evil and i detest it very much. You say just because they are stupid animals and dangerous means they can only be used to kill things. How about we help them not kill things and make them smarter. Why does evolution be your wall you can not cross and a thing that you say you can not change when you can? Evolution said they are stupid so i kill them?

Can i talk to this supposed being that's keeping you trapped in a linear view? What did it do for you to hold such an impossible ego of your unrelenting respect and admiration? Is it your best friend? did it put you in charge to kill lesser intelligent things? did you ever think there might be others far beyond your power that would stop you at all costs and help you out?

Particle wrote:

Sounds yummy! I guess we gotta import some mutant hippo meat!

its better to know then to guess when your trying to help a friend out, especially if the person your trying help is also guessing and does not know, then no, your not helping, your only leaving them just as confused as they were to begin with. Try knowing how to help someone. I can tell you i know that importing mutant hippo meat is very toxic and a bad idea because it came from chaotic rampaging war hippos. That does not sound like it helps to support eating that. Thank you.

Eight Hippopotamuses wrote:

The chaotic rampaging war hippos aren't the mutants we make burgers from. Those hippos are peacefully dissected after being euthanized in a completely humane way so we can study why they were so effective and make even better war hippos, of course! I hope that makes you feel better and clears up some of your questions.

Your very good at dodging all the important points and you choose to fail to respond to and nick pick things just to be contrary, you fail to see the actual problems and you hide in your own self because your a narcissist. You've got problems and i have failed to reach you in any meaningful way which is incredibly insulting. Your the most ignorant person i have ever talked to. I tried to be your friend and was interested in you and you pushed me away every word you have ever spoken and i sincerely do not care about your hippos and i wish them good riddance because you make me sick and you don't care about that you ungrateful evil demon, sociopath weirdo.....

from your nation wrote " Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons" i think that explains it all. :(

Particle wrote:

They're prolly just phasing out prisons, it takes a while for crime to get phased out after prisons get phased out.

have you not been following whats been said because if you have, you would be very concerned about people in this reality and the help they need because that would be demonstrating you know what love is and why it is defended. You have failed to defend me or yourself in any meaningful way.

A Moon Shadow wrote:

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Eight Hippopotamuses wrote:

We have evolved beyond the need for prisons, we let the wise retired war hippos decide who is guilty in pure gladiatorial combat. Also, all the judges have been replaced by hippos.

Yeah prisons aren't worth it.