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Niuenessia wrote:Grrrrrrrrr

Get out or Get Liberated

*Hey HUR, I heard this guy is communist, wanna liberate?*

Aivintis wrote:Cool.

What happened to this man?

Technocratic tagalog

Dreamersistan wrote:<is so shocked he CTEs like Wirrabuk>

lol how r u doin?

I shall go slep now xD

Owarinai wrote:What happened to this man?

He Spammed the RMB

Shavara

Technocratic tagalog wrote:lol how r u doin?

I shall go slep now xD

Doing great, lots of writing today : )

Slep is good idea, hoppy hoppy dreams

Technocratic tagalog

Technocratic tagalog

Dreamersistan wrote:Doing great, lots of writing today : )

Slep is good idea, hoppy hoppy dreams

noice noice

ciao habe a gud time lol

hope you dont think anything that includes stealing kitkat story xD

Technocratic tagalog wrote:lol how r u doin?

I shall go slep now xD

I will go slep too :)

The Holy Utopian Republic and Technocratic tagalog

Saint Cinder wrote:Hear ye, hear ye, my name is Brother Cinder,
And I present "Free Thoughts on the Proceedings of the Continental Crusade of Saint Dumas"
Heed not the rabble who scream revolution
They have not your interests at heart!
Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution
Don't let them lead you astray!
This heretic does not speak for me...
They're playing a dangerous game....
I pray the Pope shows you his mercy.
For shame! For shame!

official order of st. Dumas response:

Lies they are all lies , we all know what the word heresy means this man is the very definition of that word, but through pagan chaos a light shines bright that light will be the Flaming sword of the Azrael : the Angel Of Death ! Your Madness has clouded so many before, you fuel the bad side of men ,let them embrace and their sin is your primary goal because you want them to believe in your pagan cult, but the order of the saint Dumas will not stand for it all shall feel the fury of God!!!

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:

As the enemy launches projectiles at the front lines the infantry stays in trenches for defense. The bombardment lasts quite long with motorized equipment bearing the brunt of the rocket strikes. Once the bombardment ends the HUR decides to give them a taste of their own medicine by launching a variety of their own short-range missiles and rockets.

Major cities targeted successfully repel the Levantin with a variety of Anti-aircraft defenses and aircraft. Some smaller cities however do get hit with the damage varying. With the public outraged with this attack, the HUR launches their own medium and long range SCUD missiles at major Levantin industrial centers and oil fields.

The HUR awaits the coalition’s response.

Shavara wrote:

It is an extremely hot desert. Sandy, strong waves from Suilia (the sun) and dry as well, no one would want to live in this sh¡thole. At the supposedly marked borders in the middle of the sandy and rocky desert, there are dozens of military units from both nations of the Holy Utopian Republic and San Sierra. With the help of the heat, General Saul Tejedor of the entire involving army lights up his cigarette pretty easily. Hearing the news of the Levantine terrorist leader Urabi denying the treaty and fully mobilizing on the borders as he can see physically, he blows the smoke, and starts to communicate in the radio.

 - "Attention all units, the country of HUR has moved to Defense Readiness Condition number two, war is imminent. I want all artillery units to fire on targeted coordinates, remember the targets. Once the soldiers of a beast's country are fvcked, prepare to push in." - 

After seconds of pause, one of the captains responds to the order.

 /\/\ Roger, initiating multiple rocket bombardment. /\/\

Half an hour later, SAM batteries are activated, ready to shred enemy aircraft. Various units of Multiple Rocket-Launching systems, especially from two spread divisions, are targeting Levantine mobilized forces and radar transmitters. Ground forces such as mechanized infantry and Main Battle Tanks are mobilized as well, awaiting for the artillery strike.

Then...

 - "Fuego" - 

General Saul Tejedor has ordered it.

Various MRLS units are firing a violent barrage of artillery missiles towards the targeted areas: Armored tanks sent by the Levantine army, military camps, nearby airbases and hangars and most importantly, enemy SAM batteries and nearby radar transmitters. SAM batteries like mentioned earlier are ready to fire on any enemy aircraft, including jets and helicopters, as the ground forces wait for the artillery barrage to end.

La guerra comienza.

Airspace over Conflict Zone

As squadrons head for enemy positions, electronic warfare craft activate jamming measures with intention of scrambling and killing enemy missile guidance systems. To finish the job, other jets tasked with SEAD launch a barrage of guided missiles to destroy the SAMs for good.

Once the enemy air defenses are taken care of, Levantine fighters prepare to fire a barrage of ASM missiles aimed at enemy tank formations, airfields, and the accursed western artillery units.

Levantine Defensive Zone

The brunt of the enemy artillery strikes is borne by infantry and armor. 30 tanks are destroyed and as many as 1000 troops killed. Airfields and hangars also take hits, but most of the air forces are already in the skies above. The Levantine First Army remains firm.

To prepare for the incoming onslaught, Fedayeen garrison villages all across the border area and nearby provinces. These villages are transformed into heavily defended hamlets. Roads are heavily mined, checkpoints are established, foxholes dug, and unnecessary bridges burnt. Mortars and smaller less vulnerable artillery pieces are moved into ideal positions. Levantine tanks are camouflaged with paint and sheets designed to blend in with the sand, as they move into strategic positions. Many units have brought inflatable dummy tanks to confuse the imperialists. A fluid defense in depth is planned and troops organized accordingly.

Meanwhile, camouflaged rocket launchers and mobile artillery arrayed across the southen provinces return fire. A hurricane of rockets, missiles, and high explosive shells designed to shred tank formations is unleashed upon the imperialist mechanized infantry and tank formations. Cruise missiles streak towards enemy positions from hidden silos deep in Levantin. Hidden long range artillery units are filled with shells marked with skulls.

Tell Ayn

Saddam Urabi releases a video of him and several high ranking generals posing next to mobile ballistic missile launchers on the streets of Martyr's Square. The President has threatened to "completely destroy western civilization" if the invasion does not end immediately.

im back from my NS break. what did i miss?

Gonna respond to Zanzi now

Shavara

Order of the Saint Dumas wrote:official order of st. Dumas response:

Lies they are all lies , we all know what the word heresy means this man is the very definition of that word, but through pagan chaos a light shines bright that light will be the Flaming sword of the Azrael : the Angel Of Death ! Your Madness has clouded so many before, you fuel the bad side of men ,let them embrace and their sin is your primary goal because you want them to believe in your pagan cult, but the order of the saint Dumas will not stand for it all shall feel the fury of God!!!

st dumas, who is as ignorant as me?

Post by The new wisconsin empire suppressed by Aivintis.

The new wisconsin empire

REMEMBER TO VOTE IN MY POLL OR TE ALL POWERFUL Ź̵̨͍́͌̏͂̑̅͊̆̿̔̏̎̈̿̽̒̍͒̊̾͌̈͛͆̏̈́̀̌̍́̊̐̀̾̏̅͒̔͐͝͝͝͝Ạ̶̡̨̢̧̧̡̧̡̧̢͙͓̼͔̤͓̠̟͇̝̬̣͙̮̬̪͍͔̲̞̞͚̜̩̯̱̝͚̖̭̩̰̪̣̩̦̳̩͚͕͙̳̣̲̣̞͎͓͉͔̯̖̲̘͇̖͓̭̥̹̠̤̩̹̰̙̗͕͔̤̞̱͖̪͔͔̃̅̄͆̓̄̿̈̀͊̋̓́͆̉͊̐͌̀̉̿̈͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅŹ̸̡̢̨̧̢̧̛̛͇̜͎̫̦̙̞̝̳̪̤̞̤͎̮̰̘̯͙̯̹͍̩̬̣͖̮͉͉̖͉̺̱͖͓͙̟̠̠̜͖̪̩̬̦̟̜͔͔͔̼͉̼̤̬̠͍̮͎̳̘̀͛́͂́̃̏̀̈́̇̑̿̌̆̃͆̾͆͑̏̌͋͊͒̑̏̋̋̇̓̆̉̈̈́̽̉̓̍́̈̔̇͗̈́̑̎̂͒̀̀̈́́͂͋͋̾̿̕͘͘̕͜͜͜͝͠͠ͅͅÄ̵̡̡̧̧̢̢̡̛͚̗̩̺̠̙̙͉̙͓͍̲̼̗͉͚͍̱̱̞̣̠̙̼͍̫͖̝̟̘̳̼͈̣͎̳̱̦̥̘̮̦̦̩̱̩̗́̿̆̌͋̊͛͂̋̈͒̄̌̋͗́̇̓̎͂̒͐̓̊́̈̈̂̄̆̇̒̃̏̒͛̓͘͘̕͜͝͠ͅͅB̸̨̢̨̧̧̨͉͈̠͎̤̠͍̦̺̞̭̱͖̭̙̬̳̥̜̹̖̥̠̙̲̼͈͉̠̙͈̭͈̰̭̘̝͎̻͎̺̤̹͈̦̗̰̤͔͇̬̣̦̫̺͖̣̲͚̥̗̙̭̭̪̣͕͎̟͓̮̭͇̮̳͇͉͓̺͚̤̦̩̩̞͈̱̠̦͎̳̞͓̮̜̣̹̪̺̟̼̎̆͆̿̉̀̓̇̅̽̄͌͌̋̑͊͌̇̓̀̊́̊̄͂͐͘͜͜͜͝ͅƠ̴̡̨̧̢̛͇̠̦̱̼͇̮̯̦̫̖̱͉͍͓̺̮͓̗̳̗̞̼̦̤͖͎͔͕̜̭̥̤̹̲̯̦͓̫͍̼̞̆͑̂̀̀͛̄̓̈͑̆̈́̎̿̐̉́͗̆͋̌͊͐̅̏̿̆͛̀̾͆̀̉̔̂̅̽̓͛̆̿̓̎̄̿͐͊̑͒́́̆̎͆̇̌͂̾̚̚̚͜͜͝͝͠͠͝T̷̢̡̢̡̧̢̡̡̛̝̣̝̝̘̰̱͔͚̫̥̪̹͚̼̟̼̮̯̮͎̖̞͖͚͓̰̳͈̭̹̗͇̻̹̲̦̖͖̪̭̬̼̩̃͌͐̇̅̽̄͋̉͑͗̐̉͆̂̽̌̇̆̽̊͗̂̈́͗̃̂͊͛́̓̋͌̎͊̉͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͝H̷̡̡̡̛̪͕̮̺̠̥͔̥̤̣̦͕̣̤̙͇̩͎͍̘̣̬̹̗̺̣̙̞͇̮̙̙̳͔̖̙͎̲͓̳͍̗̺̪̤͎̱̞̫͓̺̞̙̊̋̈̀̑͋̀͌͋̔̌̍̇̑̆̒̓͗̆̓̅̈́̅͛̂̌͑̓͒͐͛̈́̅͜͝ͅ WILL EMERGE FROM HIS SLUMBER
https://p.excitem.com/s/play/67548cf5-63b8-4c7c-9aef-af92ea3486b2

urmm..why is TEP flag windows defender?

Post by Euricanis suppressed by Aivintis.

The new wisconsin empire wrote:REMEMBER TO VOTE IN MY POLL OR TE ALL POWERFUL @!#^@% WILL EMERGE FROM HIS SLUMBER
https://p.excitem.com/s/play/67548cf5-63b8-4c7c-9aef-af92ea3486b2

meh

is everyone ignoring me or something?
HELLO!!! HELOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Technocratic tagalog wrote:noice noice

ciao habe a gud time lol

hope you dont think anything that includes stealing kitkat story xD

I think i will write exactly that...

A bunch of shadows come to 'life' and fights for the love of a female mouse.. who longs for a bar of kit ket in the ICU's vending machine

A story of love, surrealism, friendship and meaning, as our main character struggles like a vampire to survive and find meaning in life.. Makes friends with an old man in an ICU bed that can only move his mouth.. In many ways, this man is also a shadow of himself. And the struggles they have to get the kit kat, for the shadow to stay alive, and keep his friend the old man safe from an ebil nurse who might be committing illegal acts during downtime in the ICU... The nurse finds out the old man has been talking to the shadow, and uses this evidence to get him thrown into a psych ward.

Does the shadow save his friend? Does he find a way to get the kit kat and win his love? Is the comatose patient' empty urine bag in bed 14 a sign she's going into kidney failure?

All will be revealed in...

Shadow: A Kit-Kat story

Coming soon to a text document near Dreamer

British calradia, Aivintis, Levantin, and Technocratic tagalog

The new wisconsin empire wrote:REMEMBER TO VOTE IN MY POLL OR TE ALL POWERFUL WILL EMERGE FROM HIS SLUMBER
https://p.excitem.com/s/play/67548cf5-63b8-4c7c-9aef-af92ea3486b2

Too cursed. If the text is bigger than the textbox, then it is officially spam. Please keep Zazaboth's power in check, for the good of humanity.

Zidium wrote:urmm..why is TEP flag windows defender?

viewtopic.php?f=12&t=475813&p=37395874#p37395874

The new wisconsin empire

Aivintis wrote:Too cursed. If the text is bigger than the textbox, then it is officially spam. Please keep Zazaboth's power in check, for the good of humanity.

I keep that in mind

Aivintis and Technocratic tagalog

Zidium wrote:is everyone ignoring me or something?
HELLO!!! HELOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

oh hi there, didnt see ya coming

Aivintis wrote:viewtopic.php?f=12&t=475813&p=37395874#p37395874

yup. i have definately missed a lot

Kavanos wrote:oh hi there, didnt see ya coming

wdym?

The new wisconsin empire wrote:I keep that in mind

Z̸̛̖̟̓̋̕a̷̧̡̦̜̭̍̒͑̔̂̒̔̓̏̉̓z̵̗͈̭̺̭̪͙͉̲̲̣̅ạ̸̎̆̃͋̋͐̀̍̈́̈̚͝b̸͕͑̂̈́̊͘̕ȍ̴̧̯͚̹̳̳̲̮͍͔͔́͗͐͊̈́̓̄͂͜͜͝t̷̨̧̝͚͓̬͙̹̤̊͗͒̒͗̽̃̿͂̈́̐h̵̻̟͇̘͓͖̿̉͘͝ hath been contained????

* continues to ignore the sad little ice cream boy*

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