The East PacificBoard

Notre-dame des lys wrote:

Non, je ne suis pas d'accord.
(No, I disagree)

I mean I do know plenty of people who disagree with the truth.

Levantin wrote:

Idk what this is, but it’s probably reflective of my bizarre isolation induced mental state rn.

Not the Joker tho.

I mean a mentally insane protagonist and you don’t know what’s real and what’s fake, it does sound a lot like the joker.

Ikanos wrote:

I mean I do know plenty of people who disagree with the truth.
I mean a mentally insane protagonist and you don’t know what’s real and what’s fake, it does sound a lot like the joker.

Excusez-moi? I'm not mentally insane...yet. I'm just under the influence of LSD.

Ikanos wrote:

I mean I do know plenty of people who disagree with the truth.
I mean a mentally insane protagonist and you don’t know what’s real and what’s fake, it does sound a lot like the joker.

Well that would be assuming I’m the protagonist, which I’m clearly not. I also haven’t watched the Joker myself so I can’t claim that as inspiration.

The whole RP started as a meme with drug jokes and “return to monke” before it spiraled into some weird existentialist thing. Idfk at this point.

Freddoria wrote:

The extra good news is that there are images in the book.

Wait. . . this is a book about occult.

Um. . . just give me another 30 minutes please.

*accidentally sacrifices Notre Dame to Cthulhu*

Kampf Empire wrote:

Mortal constraints do not hinder me.

Yes. Being good is boring.

Fine, you don't get a specific invitation to the next half-baked UN spinoff >:(
you still get the general invitation though because everyone does

Notre-dame des lys wrote:

Haha! You forgot to say my full name so you accidentally sacrificed the city of Notre Dame instead of me!

Well that’s unfortunate

More victims for Cthulhu I guess

Levantin wrote:

*accidentally sacrifices Notre Dame to Cthulhu*

So that’s how Norte Dame Cathedral caught fire

*Brings a ant as a sacrifice*

Notre-dame des lys

Warning:
Side effects of transformation back to a human may include vomiting, serious dizzyness, extreme fatigue and other serious things.

Continue?

Yes or No

Notre-dame des lys wrote:

Yes, absolutely yes.

Well then.

*You start turning back into a human*

It must be a success. . .

I am becoming t. . .ire. . .d.

*Falls asleep*

Notre-dame des lys wrote:

Wakes you up.

Hey, I'm not fully human yet!

. . .
What's happening?

*Looks around in confusion*

Notre-dame des lys wrote:

You agreed to turn me back into a human!

I don't remember what you're talking about!
And who are you?!

*Starts backing away*

Notre-dame des lys wrote:

Goddamnit...
Look, I know this is going to sound crazy but:
Basically, I got turned into an amoeba by some random wizard monkey, you agreed to turn me back into a human, and then you fell asleep midway through the transformation.

Also, my name is Notre-Dame des Lys, nice to meet you (again).

I don't trust you but I'll believe you.

Hmm. . .

So what do I do?

Notre-dame des lys wrote:

Well...you brought this book.

Picks up the spellbook you were using.

Oh, and you brought an ant too for some reason.

*Starts having a headache when I see the book*

Just give me a minute please.