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*Turns on the show*
The players enter the pitch, draw and Penkovstvo play the ball out.
The players play a passing game and then the left half-back sends the ball into the net from the penalty line with a powerful shot.

12 minutes into the match - 1-0.

The Novanuki players are moving very quickly towards the penalty area... But the goalkeeper saves the ball.
Defender Vitaliy Mikolenko known for his good play at Everton kicks the ball away, possession changes all the time and then Central midfielder Yaroslav Kravchenko, gives a long pass to Forward Kirill Timofeev who kicks the ball into the net.

42 minutes into the match - 2-0.
The first half is over and the players go to half-time.

Novanuki plays the ball out, Emanuel Castelle crosses and Gianluca dal Monte scores with a powerful strike. Nobody would have thought we'd see a goal a minute after the start of the half!

46 minutes into the match - 2-1.

The players are moving around the pitch, both teams are emphasising the midfield and suddenly central midfielder Andrea Rigatoni completely forgets about the forwards, bypasses 4 Penkovstva players and scores!

78 minutes into the match - 2-2.

Penkovstvo have been concentrating on keeping the ball and not taking any unnecessary chances to prevent the score from getting any higher than a draw.
But still Novanuki Eden Basten shoots on 86 minutes, the ball doesn't go over the line, players are happy now, but VAR have stopped them, no goal.
Novanuki take a corner, Carlos Barranguillos gives a cross and Óscar de Armas scores with a header!

88 minutes into the match - 2-3.

The Kingdom of Penkow play on 89 minutes and it was all settled, but the referee awarded 3 more minutes, Yaroslav Kravchenko crosses to Robert Paulson, Timur Makhota crosses to Mohamed Al Hasir and he fires a low shot on goal! The referees, the players, the fans are shocked by this.

93 minutes into the match - 3-3.

The referee's whistle blows and the match is over, a draw!

Detailed stats:

Possession Penkow: 53
Possession Novanuki: 47
Shots Penkow: 12
Shots Novanuki: 15
Shots on target Penkow: 10
Shots on target Novanuki: 10
Passes Penkow: 441
Passes Novanuki: 457
Pass accuracy Penkow: 90
Pass accuracy Novanuki: 90

Participants in the Game: Novanuki and Kingdom of penkovstvo
Compositions:
Novanuki
1.Goalkeeper: Manuel de los Rios (FC Barcelona)
2.Right back: Ángel Torres (Chelsea)
3.Centerback: Sergio Leónes (Real Madrid)
4.Centerback: Matteo Destra (AC Milan)
5.Leftback: Robert Salles (Marseille)
6.CDM: Carlos Barranguillos (Real Madrid)
7.CM: Emanuel Castelle (FC Barcelona)
8.CM: Andrea Rigatoni (Juventus)
9.LW: Eden Basten (PSG)
10.ST: Gianluca dal Monte (Inter Milan)
11.RW: Óscar de Armas (Real Madrid)
Coach: Valentín Aranguiz II, coach of Real Madrid and AS Roma, 3x UCL winner (2 Real Madrid, 1 AS Roma)

Kingdom of penkovstvo
1.Forward: Kirill Timofeev (Dynamo Kyiv)
2.Right Half-Defender: George Flouin (Real Madrid are in rotation)
3.Left Half-Defender: Timur Makhota (Shakhtar Donetsk)
4. Central Opera Midfielder: Yaroslav Kravchenko (Shakhtar Donetsk)
5. Central Midfielder: Robert Paulson (Borussia Dortrum)
6. Right Defender: Lukas Autir (Schalke 04)
7. Left Defender: Timur Dyadichenko (Dynamo Kyiv)
8. Center Defender: Vitaliy Mikolenko (Everton FC)
9. Left Winger: Marcus Orvel (Palermo City)
10. Right Winger: Mohamed Al Hasir (Al Wagda Mecca)
11. Goalkeeper: Hugo Lloris (Tottenham)
Coach: Cristiano Holgarff [former Borussia coach] (2-time Europa League champion, 3-time Bundesliga 1 champion, 1-time Bundesliga 2 champion, 4 times champion of Ligue 3 Germany.)

14 minutes into the match Novanuki have a chance to score, centre half back gives a cross, Vitaliy Mikolenko bounces on it, left winger Eden Basten shoots, Eden and the team celebrate, but the assistant referee gives them a foul, Vitaliy Mikolenko is caught offside and the ball is not defended.

14 min 0-0

38 min, Holland Ulchemberg is new to the team, he runs forward, dribbles past 2 defenders and shoots from outside the box, but goalkeeper of Novanuki Manuel de los Rios gets hold of the ball.

38 min 0-0

The first half comes to an end, 0-0 on the scoreboard and the players go into the break.

71 mins, Carlos Barrangillos completely forgets his role, goes forward on equal footing with the other midfielders with no emphasis on defence, they go forward Carlos Barrangillos gives a pass to Gianluca dal Monte he shoots into the left nine, goalkeeper Hugo Llauris barely pads the ball, a corner is awarded from the right corner. Oscar de Armas gives a pass into the penalty area, miscalculating the trajectory the ball falls too close to goal and the goalkeeper calmly takes it on the fly.

71 min 0-0

90 min, forward Kirill Timofeev runs into half of the pitch, 10 defenders desperately going on attack, 10 field players run into half of the pitch, Timur Makhota gives a pass to Kirill Timofeev, but central defender Sergio Leonce takes the ball away, and the match finishes with a whistle.

90+3 min 0-0.

Detailed statistics:

Penkov possession: 43
Possession of the ball by Novanuki: 57
Shots on goal by Novanuki : 15
Penkov shots on goal: 10
Shooting on goal Novanuki: 10
Passes by Penkov: 461
Passes to Novanuki: 479
Passing accuracy Penkov: 85
Passing accuracy of Novanuki: 91

Players in the game: Novanuki and Penkovstvo Kingdom
Compositions:
Novanuki
1.Goalkeeper: Manuel de los Rios (FC Barcelona)
2.Right back: Angel Torres (Chelsea)
3.centre-back: Sergio Leons (Real Madrid)
4.centre-back: Matteo Destra (AC Milan)
5.Left back: Robert Salles (Marseille)
6.CDM: Carlos Barrangillos (Real Madrid)
7.CM: Emanuele Castell (FC Barcelona)
8.CM: Andrea Rigatoni (Juventus)
9.LW: Eden Basten (PSG)
10.ST: Gianluca dal Monte (Inter Milan)
11.RW: Oscar de Armas (Real Madrid)
Coach: Valentin Aranguiz II, Real Madrid and Roma coach, 3-time Champions League winner (2 Real Madrid, 1 Roma).

Kingdom of penkovstvo
1. forward: Kirill Timofeev (Dynamo Kyiv)
2.Right Half-Defender: Holland Ulchemberg (Atetiko Madrid)
3. Left midfielder: Timur Makhota (Shakhtar Donetsk)
4. Centre midfielder: Yaroslav Kravchenko (Shakhtar Donetsk)
5. Central midfielder: Robert Paulson (Borussia Dortrum)
6. Right back: Lukas Autir (Schalke 04)
7. Left back: Timur Dyadichenko of Dynamo Kyiv
8. Central defender: Vitaliy Mikolenko (Everton)
9. Left winger: Marcus Orvel (Palermo City)
10. Right winger: Mohamed Al Hasir (Al Waghda Mecca).
11. Goalkeeper: Hugo Llauris (Tottenham)
Coach: Christiano Holgarff [former Borussia coach] (2-time Europa League champion, 3-time Bundesliga 1 champion, 1-time Bundesliga 2 champion, 4-time German Ligue 3 champion).

The match kicks off, the referee casts his lot, Fletania starts the game.

12 min.
Fletania Right Half-Defender Dom Thomas runs successfully towards the opponent's goal and his debutant Alexandr Zinchenko knocks him down. Zinchenko was given a yellow card and Dom Thomas was put on the spot-kick from 22 yards out. Thomas shoots, but goalkeeper Hugo Lloris grabs the ball. The attacking move is over.

0-0

23 min.
Penkovstvo players Holland Ulchemberg and Timur Makhota take a one-on-one passing play, Timur Makhota goes one-on-one, strike! But no, Timur Makhota stumbles and the goalkeeper calmly takes the ball in his hands. The national team coach grabs his head and shouts at his player.

0-0

26 min.
Left winger Marcus Orvel who plays for Penkovstvo is attacking the ball, he successfully skips past 2 players and kicks the ball into the net but the keeper sends it away and Oitono Patro kicks it away.

0-0

35 min.
João Patricio gets very close to the half but João Patricio breaks through and Goular Gabre gives a great pass to the opposition but it's offside.

0-0

61 min.
Tensions ran high as the half went on but the score was still 0-0. Both teams are knackered but there's still 30 minutes to go, Oleksandr Zinchenko runs out to grab the ball, Ana Victory is brought down. Zinchenko is fighting for his head as he had already picked up a yellow card earlier in the match. But the referee says the infringement was too far from their half and doesn't show it. The coach regrets having called him up for the national team... Or does he? Fletania supporters shouting at the referee, from the 2nd half of the stand you can hear the insults to the referee.

75 min.
The game stands, players are slowly giving each other short passes. Robert Paulson throws a pass, but it is intercepted by Oleksandr Zinchenko who doesn't want to see him play half defender in the Arsenal centre, he pushes forward and shoots! GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL! Zinchenko who is almost out of the game scores! As he will later explain in the post-match interview: "I thought they will put me in a semi-defender, although I specialise as an opera semi-defender, but I don't like standing in front of the goal".

1-0

81 min.
Nothing happens, Penkovstvo players just stall for time, it's football, the ball is steadily passed, so Penkovstvo players completed 10 minutes.

1-0

The match was over, the coach who was ready to beat Zinchenko picked him up and hugged him tightly with a smile on his face.

Possession Fletania 48 52 Penkovstvo
Shots Fletania 14 25 Penkovstvo
Shots on target Fletania 9 15 Penkovstvo
Passes Fletania 789 890 Penkovstvo (Mostly were made in the last 10 minutes when stalling for time)
Pass accuracy Fletania 92 87 Penkovstvo

League standings
1. Fletania & Penkovstvo
2. Novanuki
3. Moooncraft.

Kingdom of Penkovstvo
1.Forward: Kirill Timofeev (Dynamo Kyiv)
2.Right Half-Defender: Holland Ulchemberg (Atetiko Madrid)
3.Left Half-Defender: Timur Makhota (Shakhtar Donetsk)
4. Central Opera Midfielder: Yaroslav Kravchenko (Shakhtar Donetsk)
5. Central Midfielder: Robert Paulson (Borussia Dortrum)
6. Right Defender: Alexander Zinchenno (Arsenal)
7. Left Defender: Timur Dyadichenko (Dynamo Kyiv)
8. Center Defender: Vitaliy Mikolenko (Everton FC)
9. Left Winger: Marcus Orvel (Palermo City)
10. Right Winger: Mohamed Al Hasir (Al Wagda Mecca)
11. Goalkeeper: Hugo Lloris (Tottenham)
Coach: Cristiano Holgarff [former Borussia coach] (2-time Europa League champion, 3-time Bundesliga 1 champion, 1-time Bundesliga 2 champion, 4 times champion of Ligue 3 Germany.)

Fletania
1.Forward: João Patricio
2.Right Half-Defender: Dom Thomas
3.Left Half-Defender: Jelly Fetin
4. Central Opera Midfielder: Goular Gabre
5. Central Midfielder: Ana Victory
6. Right Defender: Jaidan Joana
7. Left Defender: Kaique Flez
8. Center Defender: Oitono Patro
9. Left Winger: Novana Patra
10. Right Winger: Nicolau Tines
11. Goalkeeper: Wanas Clara
Trainer: Jaiden Fernanda (La Liga 2 Cup, honourable 3rd place in the UEFA Europa League, French Ligue 2 Cup)

He has been recently transferred from Man City to Arsenal, and although Zinchenko is a midfielder, his performance has shown he can be a full-back.

The 22/23 perennial Order of Nations league should not be affected in any way. The Fifa Perpetual Order agency has set up a new card for him.

Also Yaroslav Kravchenko was bought by Borussia Dortmund, his previous club was Shakhtar Donetsk. As in the case of Timur Makhota this will not affect the Nations league.
Kirill Timofeev has been loaned by Manchester United on a five-year deal, with an early buyout option. The main club is still Dynamo Kyiv. The coach of Dynamo has not expressed a desire to buy him out of the lease, but the coach of Man United is interested in buying Kirill Timofeev whose contract with Dynamo will expire in 5 years. The lease will not affect the Nations League. The Fifa Eternal Order committee have set him a new card.

The museum also features GOAT articles, with statues of Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, Ronaldinho, R9, Pele, Maradonna, Benzema, Suarez and Lewandowski in the main hall, as well as statues of the legendary contenders, namely Mbappe and Haaland. The museum also displays a replica of a ball used in the 2011-2021 UEFA Champions League. In the main hall a replica of the golden ball, a replica of the Champions League cup, and an English Premier League cup replica.

One of the halls has real footballers' uniforms, there is a uniform of Ronaldo from Juventus, a Ronaldo uniform from Real Madrid, and a Ronaldo uniform from Sportix Portugal. There is also the original Messi jersey from 2005, as well as the Borussia Dortmund Haaland's jersey and Zlatan Ibrahimovic's Barcelona jersey.

The museum also features a sales shop selling customised football jerseys, as well as footballs such as:
1) Uhlsport P.5 UHLSPORT INFINITY REVOLUTION 3.0.
2)Nike PL NK ORDEM-V FIFA Approved SC3130
3)Joma Final Pro.
Also on sale in the shop are iconic replica boots legends, and gloves such as:
1) NIKE VAPOR GRIP3 GOALKEEPER
2) PUMA EVOPOWER SUPER 3 GOALKEEPER GLOVES
3) SELECT 99 Hand Guard
4) Adidas ACE TRANS ULTIMATE GLOVES

The museum holds statues of Italian football legends:
Carlo Ancelotti
Roberto Mancini
Giuseppe Meazza
Dino Zoff
Patricia Panico
Roberto Baggio

There are also replica offices of coaches and managers of famous clubs. For example, in the basement there are copies of the rooms of Manchester United, Manchester City, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Atelito Madrid, AC Milan, Juventus, PSG, Bayern, Borussia.
On the opening day, Cristiano Ronaldo himself arrived and gave the museum a 9/10 rating, saying that his sculptures did not show enough detail in the muscles. In general, it is available to the public from 6 a.m. to 9 p.m.
A replica of the stadium Estadio da Luz stadium in the museum is fully playable and the Novanuki-Penkovstvo game on 26.10.2022 is planned (or has already taken place) there.

The match ended 3-1, *Turns on the tape*.

Commentator: Welcome to Stadio San Paolo, today we will have a Penkovstvo-Moooncraft match, we expect to see an interesting battle, as an incredibly tricky team will fight an incredibly fast team. The players shake hands, the referee flips the coin toss and it's Penkovstvo who start the match.

7 minutes. Penkovstvo successfully control the ball, Moooncraft didn't keep it in their feet once in the whole 7 minutes... The team is moving forward using the tactic of Tiki-taka playing 2 attacking and 1 attacking half-back, they pass forward the defence can't do anything, Timur Makhota who has recently been bought by AC Milan does a great shot, the goalkeeper catches the ball.

0-0

14 minutes. Moooncraft moves forward but Penkovstvo intercepts the ball, it was easy enough when you have 6 half-backs in the team, half-back Robert Paulson crosses for Holland Ulchemberg who goes forward, Holland passes to Kirill Timofeev who was recently loaned to Manchester United, he shoots... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, he scores with a very inaccurate but incredibly strong shot, the net almost ripped!

1-0

23 minutes. Zinchenko, who's become a half-back for this match, tries to snatch the ball, he makes a slip... But he's not careful and gets a yellow card, Moooncraft takes a free kick from 30 meters and James Tarrt tries to pass to Baste Ohseano who shoots... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL, stop... The WAR system shows there was an offside kick... No goal!

1-0

35 minutes, Penkovstvo continues to advance, Holland Ulchemberg successfully advances, completely unassisted, circling one opponent after another, Strike.... GOAL, he scores with a fairly average but accurate shot into the left-hand corner of the goal, the goalkeeper wasn't expecting it at all.

2-0.

36 minutes, Yaroslav Kravchenko who was recently bought by Borussia receives a yellow card for knocking down half-back Maslas Maraco. Mooncraft shoots from his own half, Lees Andrew passes to Roy Kent, he moves forward, goes 1 on 1 with the goalkeeper, BUREAU. The goalkeeper catches the ball.

2-0.

45+1 minutes, Moooncraft players are desperate, Sashu Las shoots from half volley, the keeper obviously wasn't expecting that but catches the ball, Sashu Las is desperate, until the assistant referee says it's over the line... THIS IS GOOOOOOOOOOAL!

2-1.

The first there comes to an end, the players go to rest.

48 minutes, Timur Dyadichenko is shown the yellow card.

58 minutes, all the players of the kingdom are playing in the pass in their own half of the pitch, the commentator is yawning from such a game, the fans are shouting at the players, but they probably don't care.

65 minutes, Penkovstvo players are still playing a pass, they haven't even rolled the ball from their half of the pitch in 7 minutes.

77 minutes Marcus Orvel gets tired of the game, runs towards the opponent's goal, all the half-backs follow him, he goes into the penalty area about to shoot but Carnn Red knocks him down, Carnn Red gets a yellow card and Penkovstvo take a penalty kick. The relentless Aleksandr Zinchenko called for a penalty and shoots into the bottom corner... GOOOOOAL! Zinchenko scores from the penalty spot and the score now:

3-1.

90 minutes, nothing interesting happened, the referee didn't give extra time. 90 minutes ends the match and Penkovstvo win.

Possession:
Penkovstvo 78
Moooncraft 22

Shots:
Penkovstvo 10
Moooncraft 6

Shots on target:
Penkovstvo 9
Mooncraft 5

Passes
Penkovstvo 961
Moooncraft 261

Pass accuracy
Penkovstvo 91
Mooncraft 71

20’ Novanukigets it’s first change, Andrea Rigatoni plays an expert through ball to angel de armas, who instead of crossing, opts to cut in and shoot, hitting the far post.

33’ Robert Salles hits a Novagasque free kick and hits the post yet again.

40’ It’s Matteo Destra who is found of committing a handball inside the penalty area, resulting in a penalty for Kingdom of Penkovstvo. Oleksandr Zinchenko is given the kick, he steadies, shoots, and……….
ITS SAVED BY DE LOS RÍOS, As he pounds his chest in celebration and the entire Novagasque team runs up to celebrate. 42’ AngelTorres, the Novagasque right back, plays a ball forward to De armas and overlaps him, De Armas plays it side ways to Castelle who plays the through ball to the speedy overlapping Torres, who reaches the penalty area with blazing speed , he nudges it to the left to Eden Basten, who shoots with his right foot, and is stopped by the keeper.

45’ A free kick is awarded to the Novagasques, Salles steps up o take it, he crosses, Dal Monte heads it, and The goalkeeper saves it with his fingertips. The referee blows for halftime. 0-0 at the break.

54’ Kingdom of Penkovstvo looking to have a bit more possession, but Novanuki still cresting just as many chances, this game could go either way. A shot by Mqkhota is caught by the goalkeeper, who punts it far to Dal Monte, who heads it to Rigatoni, who nudges it to Castelle, who plays a through ball to the speedy Basten on the left side, he crosses, Dal Monte deflects it in the penalty area, it goes to De armas and the far post, he’s about to shoot, he’s about to score, and he does! The Penkovstvo crowd goes silent and begin throwing things and the Novagasques, but wait, it’s ruled offside. 0-0.

58’ Ulchemberg makes a tackle on De Armas to gain the ball, he hits it long to Makhota, who passes to Timofeev just outside the box, he shoots, and what a goal!!!! Into the top corner. The fans are crazy , but the referee is called to review VAR to check if there was a foul on the tackle. There was, he says, therefore, no goal. 0-0.

71’ Robert Salles takes a free kick, but instead passes to Rigatoni, who shoots from outside the box and puts it about a meter above the bar, 0-0

77’ Rigatoni with the ball, he’s moving forward, it’s a dangerous dribble, he passes to De Armas, he’s advancing, and he’s fouled brutally by the left back. It’s a free kick from the right hand side, Salles takes it, Dal Monte heads it, and it’s a goal line clearance from a center back, who is somehow able to block the shot and get the ball out of the danger area. 0-0

90’ Kingdom of Penkovstvo misses a chance, as Ulchemberg takes a nice shot from outside the box that curls just around the bar, 0-0. Referee adds 4mins of added time.

91’ Novanuki, from the goal kick, give Dal Monte a presumable one vs one situation vs the goalkeeper, that is, if the goalkeeper wasn’t so daring, he charges Dal Monte and completely takes him out, earning himself a red card and a free kick for the Novagasques just outside the box. Salles takes it and puts it less than a meter over. He’s getting close. 0-0

93’ Time is running out, Kingdom of Penkovstvo breaks forward for a lat Chance, Makhota to Timofeev to Sincenko, back to Timofeev, bing bang bing bang pass pass pass, and Timofeev scores! The stadium cheers in Napoli can be heard throughout the city as the reserves, subs, the manager, and even some fans manage to join in the pileup.

94’ FT 1-0 to Kingdom of Penkovstvo on their home ground after a hard fought match. The return leg in Novanuki is sure to be exciting as these giants will face of yet again.

Possession:
Penkovstvo 55
Novanuki 45

Shots
Penkovstvo 14
Novanuki 17

On target
Penkovstvo 10
Novanuki 12

Passes
Penkovstvo 698
Novanuki 500

Pass accuracy
Penkovstvo 92
Novanuki 90

League standings
Kingdom of Penkovstvo 9 pts, 4 GD, 3 matches
Novanuki 6 pts, 3 GD, 3 matches
Fletania 3 pts, -1 GD 3 matches
Moooncraft 0 pts, -6 GD 3 matches
This is the table officially after half of the group matches have been played
Thanks to Novanuki for the editorial

The coach urgently needed to find a replacement and he did. A capable goalkeeper, Antoine De Pardieu, a capable goalkeeper playing for PSV.

The management of Marroco Radio Club FC were detained pending clarification and the Spirit of Santiago were awarded a technical victory.

It is not yet known why there was such a bribe to play in the country's 2nd division.

So in the contenders:
1. the best dribbling player of the Eternal Order of Nations league, playing for the PSG team that plays in the first league of French Novanuki: Eden Baster

2. 3 top scorer of the year 2022, Argentine resident and winner of the America's Cup with his national team, one of the best players in the Italian-Penkow-Novanuki Serie A. Paulo Dybala!

3. a weak but effective midfielder, although he recently received a transfer to Milan, he has shown good results, a citizen of Penkovstvo Makhota Timur!

4. The best attacking midfielder in the world, no need to even talk about him, it's Thomas Müller, his game speaks for itself. He plays for the Bayern team, in Bundesliga 1!