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Nor island dudon wrote:I have no idea how people can just sit down for hours with their wallet in the back pocket 'cus it super uncomfortable

just use a purse instead

Land land country country

Nor island dudon wrote:I have no idea how people can just sit down for hours with their wallet in the back pocket 'cus it super uncomfortable

I either use a side pocket or carry a bag everywhere (for wallet, keys, etc.)

Niastia

Niastia wrote:just use a purse instead

Land land country country wrote:I either use a side pocket or carry a bag everywhere (for wallet, keys, etc.)

I wear a khaki bird hunting vest more often than not. Lots of room for flashlights, pocket knife, leatherman, umbrella, wallet, hatchet, phone, pocketwatch...

HAMSTERS!

Greetings! Please make sure to check out our first issue of the Aurrelian Advocate. Additionally, you can read it on our Gameplay foreign thread here ====> viewtopic.php?f=12&t=497289.

My husband plays the trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel originally invented to blow down the walls of f*cking Jericho and, later, to let Civil War soldiers know that it was time to kill each other in a river while you chilled eating a pigeon in an officer's tent twenty miles away, yet somehow, in modern times, it has become socially acceptable to toot the bad cone inside your house before 10:00 a.m. because "it's your job" and your wife should "get up." What a world! If one was feeling uncharitable, one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out, but despite this — despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only life — the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband.

— Lindy West, The Witches Are Coming

Land land country country and Shiny metals

Nor island dudon wrote:I have no idea how people can just sit down for hours with their wallet in the back pocket 'cus it super uncomfortable

Back pockets are much easier to pickpocket.

Anecho wrote:Back pockets are much easier to pickpocket.

Turns out I have a little robot with a glock in my back pocket for this occasion.

Nor island dudon

*returns to her piano practice*

Shiny metals, Nor island dudon, Plutoracy, and Deer college

Nor island dudon

the more humanoid the robot the less I trust it. wanna know how to make trust a robot? get an arm and a claw put it on wheels and I will follow them to the ends of the earth

Shiny metals

The Antoninianus should be here any day now...

Aaaaany day...

Shiny metals, Philippine red sun, and Kapistan

Azachland wrote:The Antoninianus should be here any day now...

Aaaaany day...

what are those and should we be scared

Azachland

Russian federal nation

Kapistan wrote:what are those and should we be scared

i feel like we should be scared

Car oil, engine, turbo? You want it? It’s yours my friend. As long as you have enough fuel.

Kapistan wrote:what are those and should we be scared

It’s only worth two Denarii...

Azachland wrote:It’s only worth two Denarii...

as in the ancient roman coin? I'm more confused and a lil more scared

Azachland and Shiny metals

Deadcarland wrote:Car oil, engine, turbo? You want it? It’s yours my friend. As long as you have enough fuel.

sorry, I can't give credit. Come back when you're, hmmm, richer.

Niastia wrote:sorry, I can't give credit. Come back when you're, hmmm, richer.

I still haven't been given my import bri-taxes.

Kapistan wrote:as in the ancient roman coin? I'm more confused and a lil more scared

Yes, the ancient Roman coin.

Mine is going to have Diocletian on it! :D

Kapistan

*continues her piano practice*

Shiny metals, Nor island dudon, and Plutoracy

Weather Channel says it's light rain with a fire weather watch. Just another day of rational New Mexico weather.

I knew it taking a 2 minute nap while driving was a bad idea...

Shiny metals, Niastia, and Nor island dudon

Archaosiana wrote:I knew it taking a 2 minute nap while driving was a bad idea...

Did you die?

Shiny metals and Archaosiana

Archaosiana wrote:I knew it taking a 2 minute nap while driving was a bad idea...

it's only a bad idea if it had terrible consequences

Archaosiana

Archaosiana

Ankuran wrote:Did you die?

Yes and possiblly got Isekai'd or im only hallucinating

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