The Meme Must Go OnBoard

New Jermany wrote:

uuh Rubio... Anyway:

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd be honored to welcome you as guests in our facilities!

*holds the door open with one hand while it so happenend that he is holding a bottle of your favorite drink in the other hand*

The first guest of every region gets a drink for free! Take a seat and enjoy a drink,  or have fun with the darts and the gambling machines.

Btw, let me know if you know how to mix drinks. Trust me, people here are very generous with tips! And the girls always fall in love with the guy handling the cocktail shaker ; )

*you immediately know that you would sell you soul for a starvation wage but you feel tempted. Do you? Just look at this wall of bottles behind the counter.  amazing*