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And please keep your posts to less than one paragraph. This is for conducting business of state, not spouting political rhetoric about ideals and the way things ought to be done. There are people who are supposed to take care of those things for us anyhow. They will automatically do what needs to be done.
If there is one thing I cannot stand are posts that go on forever and ever. It's not that I am against free speech, but I think that one should only talk when something important needs to be said. Important things are thing that I have defined as pertinent and noteworthy.
People need to learn how to leave brief messages not run on sentences that take up the entire board and say absolutely nothing at all except nothing. Nobody will read anything longer than a sentence and will even care about what is being said. There is no reason to say anything if you have nothing to say.
So, to recap:
1. SHORT posts only on this board.
2. No unnecessary posts
3. This is for business of politics not for rhetoric
No one wants to read a long post or will even care what it says because no one will read it to the end and no one will want to read it from the end because no one wants to have to read a long long post and if they wanted something long to read they would read "War and Peace" instead. Remember, I can't stand long posts.
So, please keep it short.
Do you love Jesus or do you believe in Science?
Jesus has visited electoral victories upon us and has smote the Semites and the Scientists.
There's no such thing as science
it's magic
Happy new year
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
You're doing it wrong.
Jesus will strike down the non-belivers. You wait.
I'm smart because Jesus created me in His image.
Lo!
Our messiah, Albert Einstein, has come!
He's even more clever than your Jesus!
And even more patient, too!
Heed the teachings of the living prophet, Saul 'Joke137' Perlmutter,
whose words are inspired by Einstein!
Spread the gospel of Big Bangism to the masses,
via it's bible, Discover Magazine!
But be warned, ye Bangless heathens!
Ye sluggish-schizophrenic tired-light heretics!
The archangel of punishment, Ned Wright,
shall cast ye down with anhedonic SSRIs and D2 antagonists!
Thine genitals shall shrivel and die, and thine heretical seed shall not be propagated to the next generation!
The Big Bang is but a theory whereas the word of God is the absolute and irrefutable truth.
The Big Bang is the word of God and the absolute and irrefutable truth. -Just ask Michael Turner about the earliest moments of creation, or ask the Catholic priest Georges LeMaitre who officially declared the creation (no, don't ask him, because he's dead now).
Albert Einstein is both God and man; he is the second member of the holy trinity. Einstein's gospel of an inherently unstable universe, that would require a precise balance of forces to be stable, is the Holy Word of God and is absolute and irrefutable.
Tired light is just a theory- an obsolete theory based upon this discreditted thing called 'science'.
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