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Ditty mode:
declare war on the Stegosauruses
Show them no mercy slaughter
Them like sheep
Oh no they're fighting back
Ah heck no
Oh louis pls say its their caretaker
Did by mistake
King Bruce: A supernova! Solar flares! These sound very bad and dangerously potentially catastrophic. How are we supposed to make a shelf in just 10 days and is there any other response to this shocking news and where exactly is threatened or is it the entire planet.
Kangaroo Commander: I’m not entirely sure, but this does indeed sound very bad, perhaps we could contact the best scientists, hopefully they will be able to help us.
King Bruce: We have to be very quick as affording to the research these catastrophic events could have in a matter of days. Do we have the technology ge prevent such a catastrophe?
Kangaroo Commander: I have contacted our best scientists and they have immediately began work on a shelf to prevent the harmful gamma rays from burning our planet. They say it will be difficult but they’re dedicating all their resources to building this shield.
King Bruce: Good, we should now send all our scientific equipment and contact every research facility in the world to see if they can help us battle this supernova.
Kangaroo Commander: I have now contacted the researchers and they have began a joint international response to this international threat, hopefully with so many working on the problem we have a higher chance of success.
King Bruce: Very good, but what should be well the public, we don’t want to worry them but if we don’t say anything then the truth will escape at some point so we will have to make an announcement.
King Bruce’s Announcement
My fellow citizens of the world, I must inform you of a grave danger that threatens our planet. We have detected a nearby supernova as well as heightened solar flares and we have reason to believed this could cause a catastrophe. However, we are doing our best to build a shield to protect us and have all, the best scientists working on plans to save the world. Please contact us if you have any questions or ideas and always follow government orders to keep you and your families and the world safe.
Kangaroo Commander: What do we plan to use the city destroyers on?
Kangaroo Comrade: Don’t we have enough problems already.
Kangaroo Commander: Maybe the city destroyers could help
Kangaroo Comrade: How?
Kangaroo Commander: Let’s hope we’ll find out soon.
Harvester: Oh yeah we were in TMA bc theres a nation called virgin who wanted to cease this nation to existance. However, he rebelled but failed.
We also commenced, but this type of interstellar event is rare
King Bruce: Are the stegosaurus okay, there seems to be some tensions.
Kangaroo Commander: We will investigate whatever this is when we get the chance
King Bruce: Very good, proceed.
Never mess with them
Kangaroo Commander: So has this “Virgin” nation been defeated yet or is more time and assistance required to quell their attempts.
King Bruce: That’s a good thing, we wouldn’t want such interstellar events to happen regularly.
Harvester King: the nation was defeated when our ally Atopless nukes his capital and we invade other cities, making his world a nuke hell.
Stegosaur: holy $#it Pacifican Stegos, were prepared For war with them
Stego queen: woah why?
Stegosaur: we've have wars with our caretaker several times bc of random reasons
Stego queen: What?
Anderson II: good trick you stegosaur $#1t!
puts harvester
Now to negotiate, in my talk room
Hola
South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos and Bangova
Never mess with who?
King Bruce: The phrase “Nuke Hell” seems somewhat concerning. I hope everything is over now.
Kangaroo Commander: What is going on exactly?
Kangaroo Comrade: Who is the caretaker and what sort of reasons would cause such a war.
Kangaroo Commander: We should probably put the military on a mid-level alert.
Kangaroo Comrade: Duly noted.
Hello all!
The nuke hell is over lol
Harvester: STEGOS YOU 1D1OTS!
At least the original stegos use our help, no need for war
Post by Chuliu emperor suppressed by a moderator.
That’s good to know
Kangaroo Commander: Why are they idiots? What have they done?
War always seems to have a way of happening no matter what you do
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