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Lower East Manhattan wrote:Hi, I’m lower East Manhattan, nice to join y’all in my quest for psychotic dictatorship! :)

You have finally completed your quest that you set out 96 days ago. Just before you answer another issue and become Iron Fist Consumerists.

Norcairnsiastrana

Tarzantos el camosia

Lower East Manhattan wrote:You guys, all my dreams came true today... I finally became a psychotic dictatorship!!!😆 I made cookies to celebrate!!

How is that good

Norcairnsiastrana and Odariea

Norcairnsiastrana

Auphelia wrote:-snip-

The mediocre: But I'm a Cheerleader, Carol, DEBS, Imagine Me & You, Olivia, Tangerine, The Half of It, The Miseducation of Cameron Post
The good: A Secret Love, Kumu Hina, Laurence Anyways, Paris is Burning

IMO Brokeback Mountain & maybe The Lighthouse are better than any of them.

I feel as though the representation of queer culture & people on the screen should be regarded as a good thing since it enriches our cultural understanding & variety, & perhaps is helpful for those struggling w/ finding themselves. Increasing the diversity of portrayal seems to me to be a good thing for the same reasons that I regard the representation of queer culture & people as positive.

Covida, Creditopia, Charville, Hill Billy, and 1 otherAsloa

Lower East Manhattan wrote:You guys, all my dreams came true today... I finally became a psychotic dictatorship!!!😆 I made cookies to celebrate!!

Proud of u

Issue 5 of the Conch Times is now out :




11.07.2020 ISSUE V 5 SHELLS

Elections

Hello there Conch Kingdom. Election season has finally come to a halt, bringing in
new members for the government and seeing the old members leave. Truly a sad
event to witness, with many downcasted by the end of Supero Omnia's PM term. But
we must welcome the new members of the government as they bring new change to
CK.

On the 08/07/20, Crionadh presented us the results of the elections. After the great
campaigns posted by the participants, Charville, Third British Empire and Rex Omnia
were elected as the new officials of CK. For a percentage chart of the voting please
look down below.

For those who still seek to be in the government, I am sure there will be plenty more
opportunities to come by our Prime Minster and Minster of Foreign Affairs. Other than
that Conch Kingdom, I hope you are ready to see what the new ministers will bring to
CK.

🎊 7 Special Mentions 🎊

💎 The sovereign provinces of mesha is
ranked 10th for the Largest Manufacturing
Sector. The nation is known to have 74% of
their population working in factories.

💎 Loveable Dogs is ranked 7th for the Most
Devout. There are rumours that rigorous
one-on-one lessons are done to probe the
depth of citizens' beliefs.

💎 Travnjaci is ranked 1st for the Largest
Pizza Delivery Sector. Citizens are known to
spend many nights answering the front door.

💎Camo uslavae is ranked 4th for the
Lowest Crime Rates. It was shown that you
cannot lure theses citizens into committing
various crime.

💎 Corrinnesia is ranked 10th for the Most
Corrupt Governments. It was shown that
bribes were required to complete simple
administrative requests.

💎 Leeethanica is ranked 8th for the
Highest Unexpected Death Rate. The
government actively encourages to pay their
respects at cemeteries.

💎 Lower East Manhattan who successfully
became a psychotic dictatorship recently.

Current Poll

Our current polls is up and it is about our
newly elected ministers! What a coincidence.
If you want to view the poll, please click here.
The poll asks you which minister's ideas are
you most excited about so go have a look at
their campaigns and decide. I am sure you
know which answer to pick right, right?

On a side note from now on as you have
noticed we have reduced the amount of
surveyors to one. So if you are going to
telegram a poll, please telegram it to
Covida only. You wanted to do citizen
based polls so now you have to share your
ideas as well.

Detective

In the week to come I will be doing a type of
detective story where you will be the one
picking the choices. So reply, whether you
want me to do it where I show the option and
you vote for the best regionally or an interactive
one where I trust you will not cheat. Let me know.

Interview with Hill Billy

This is our fifth interview and this is with Hill Billy. We will ask them a number of question relating to their life in nationstates and a few about them outside. This time our interview will be conducted by Crionadh.

🎤 What's your favourite thing about CK?

Hill Billy: Well the thing I love about the CK is it's diversity and very much active for the most part. I also like this place for it is my first region to join and seems fit for a nation like me. I then like the welcomness of the region to new members or outsiders in general. Yeah and also I like the eventful happenings over here especially in Roleplayings. It even sometimes happens in the rmb from ambitious members who keep it interesting for the most part. Though I really want more in the discord cause it's only the major members there for the most part that participate in big roleplays, not saying minor members don't got much big things to do in roleplay but I just think they can be more ambitious when it come to roleplay like maybe sign a treaty or send a diplomat or something like that or even be more active. ( I also love y'all Conch cookies, goes well with my milk) Is it too much fellar?

🎤 No that's perfect. Speaking of roleplay, you have you're own newspaper which I personally throughly enjoy. What can we expect from the next edition?

Hill Billy: Oh well ya see partner with a hail of unforeseen events my one and only mouse just got dead, sooo It may or may not significantly affect my publishments of my newspapers to the International Community... I'm using my touchpad as you can see..

🎤 Oh darn.

Hill Billy: Well you can't see but you get it.

🎤 That's a shame.

Hill Billy: Yep wont register it for some reason..

🎤 Well what do you enjoy doing outside of CK?

Hill Billy: Like in the AA?

🎤 Like in real life.

Hill Billy: Oh well lemme see here... I love being in the sunset time to time, maybe go for a walk and go up a hill nearby.. Well just have some balance time in general by not staring at my computer for the whole day and maybe read a book or two.

🎤 Sounds peaceful

Hill Billy: Yes people should get out more though with caution, because of the Covid-19, Be sure to wear your mask and remove your shoes when you come home. Be sure as well to wash your hand and if possible have quick shower to cleanse you self.

🎤 Thank you for the advice. Well how do you feel about the results of the elections?

Hill Billy: Umm pretty great, for most of my canditates that I voted have won the elections.

🎤 Any final thoughts?

Hill Billy: Stay home and come out from time to time

There you have it Conch Kingdom. I hope you found out something about your fellow citizen. Thank you for listening in on Conch Kingdom Interviews. If you would like to be interviewed please telegram Crionadh or DM him on discord.

Interview Conducted By: Crionadh

Dictatorship Tips

This week's tips given by The Hasrne for the fellow dictatorship nations out there. To continue on your path to become supreme leader.

DICTATORSHIP TIPS

Most of the dictators like to go outside to make all of the people proud of having a leader like you, but a good way to prevent your assassination is by staying in a bunker! That's right let your people starve to death while you are comfortable in your bunker, with all the basic necessities you need! Why would a great leader like you need to be outside his palace just to see the peasants being happy to see a god like person like you? No one! Keep your presence using holograms! These the new ways to be with your people without going out of your palace!

ANTI-DICTATORSHIP TIPS by NJ

Being aggressive is a great form to show how powerful you are, it will show the world not to mess with you. But what happens if you go peaceful? Without an army you will most likely be attacked by foreign powers or being trapped in a civil war, so if you want to be the envy of the world you have 2 options, the first one is to do more spending in the military or improve your people's civil rights but who wants to do that? It will make you weaker. So increase your military spending, it will save your life one day.

REPUBLICAN JOKES

My opinion about the constitutional monarchies is that, you leave the power of your decisions to the most incompetent people. Think about for a second, if one party doesn't have the advantage practically, some policies that could be helping your nation, or not, will never see the light of approval. It would be the same if you take as an example Mexico, they have 2 powers that can outmatch the president, which is the 3rd power, the first one is the "Camara de Diputados" which is very important because without it the president practically has no power to make his own changes and this 2020 has proven that if you have full control over that Camara, you will be able to do whatever you want with no opposition whatsoever making this a tyranny by majority.

Written by : The Hasrne

Comics

Hello CK! This is this week's comic by our comics editor Brustates. We also have a few more comics
by our graphics designer Kensaland because I guess he was feeling artistic. If you would like to
see something drawn by in the next issue, telegram Brustates.

Title: A New Era

Caption : Charville replacing Supero Omnia as PM.


Publisher = Rex omnia

Comics Editor = Brustates

Senior Executive Professional Interviewer = Crionadh

Writer = The Hasrne

Writer = Charville

Graphics Designer = Kensaland

PRIME EXECUTIVE MINISTERIAL HEAD CHAIRMAN WRITER OF RANDOM TIMED GIVEN ARTICLES = Hill Billy


Any and all CK nations can contribute if they like. You can submit an article you'd like published in the next Issue. You can propose ideas to Rex Omnia about what you'd like to see in the next Issue. Or, if you're feeling ambitious, you can join the staff! You can become a writer and help in writing articles.

Read dispatch

Covida, Norcairnsiastrana, Odariea, Mudreuque, and 6 othersCreditopia, Charville, Socialist Platypus, Hill Billy, Lucasistanania, and Untied states of matter

Rex omnia wrote:Issue 5 of the Conch Times is now out :



11.07.2020 ISSUE V 5 SHELLS

Elections

Hello there Conch Kingdom. Election season has finally come to a halt, bringing in
new members for the government and seeing the old members leave. Truly a sad
event to witness, with many downcasted by the end of Supero Omnia's PM term. But
we must welcome the new members of the government as they bring new change to
CK.

On the 08/07/20, Crionadh presented us the results of the elections. After the great
campaigns posted by the participants, Charville, Third British Empire and Rex Omnia
were elected as the new officials of CK. For a percentage chart of the voting please
look down below.

For those who still seek to be in the government, I am sure there will be plenty more
opportunities to come by our Prime Minster and Minster of Foreign Affairs. Other than
that Conch Kingdom, I hope you are ready to see what the new ministers will bring to
CK.

🎊 7 Special Mentions 🎊

💎 The sovereign provinces of mesha is
ranked 10th for the Largest Manufacturing
Sector. The nation is known to have 74% of
their population working in factories.

💎 Loveable Dogs is ranked 7th for the Most
Devout. There are rumours that rigorous
one-on-one lessons are done to probe the
depth of citizens' beliefs.

💎 Travnjaci is ranked 1st for the Largest
Pizza Delivery Sector. Citizens are known to
spend many nights answering the front door.

💎Camo uslavae is ranked 4th for the
Lowest Crime Rates. It was shown that you
cannot lure theses citizens into committing
various crime.

💎 Corrinnesia is ranked 10th for the Most
Corrupt Governments. It was shown that
bribes were required to complete simple
administrative requests.

💎 Leeethanica is ranked 8th for the
Highest Unexpected Death Rate. The
government actively encourages to pay their
respects at cemeteries.

💎 Lower East Manhattan who successfully
became a psychotic dictatorship recently.

Current Poll

Our current polls is up and it is about our
newly elected ministers! What a coincidence.
If you want to view the poll, please click here.
The poll asks you which minister's ideas are
you most excited about so go have a look at
their campaigns and decide. I am sure you
know which answer to pick right, right?

On a side note from now on as you have
noticed we have reduced the amount of
surveyors to one. So if you are going to
telegram a poll, please telegram it to
Covida only. You wanted to do citizen
based polls so now you have to share your
ideas as well.

Detective

In the week to come I will be doing a type of
detective story where you will be the one
picking the choices. So reply, whether you
want me to do it where I show the option and
you vote for the best regionally or an interactive
one where I trust you will not cheat. Let me know.

Interview with Hill Billy

This is our fifth interview and this is with Hill Billy. We will ask them a number of question relating to their life in nationstates and a few about them outside. This time our interview will be conducted by Crionadh.

🎤 What's your favourite thing about CK?

Hill Billy: Well the thing I love about the CK is it's diversity and very much active for the most part. I also like this place for it is my first region to join and seems fit for a nation like me. I then like the welcomness of the region to new members or outsiders in general. Yeah and also I like the eventful happenings over here especially in Roleplayings. It even sometimes happens in the rmb from ambitious members who keep it interesting for the most part. Though I really want more in the discord cause it's only the major members there for the most part that participate in big roleplays, not saying minor members don't got much big things to do in roleplay but I just think they can be more ambitious when it come to roleplay like maybe sign a treaty or send a diplomat or something like that or even be more active. ( I also love y'all Conch cookies, goes well with my milk) Is it too much fellar?

🎤 No that's perfect. Speaking of roleplay, you have you're own newspaper which I personally throughly enjoy. What can we expect from the next edition?

Hill Billy: Oh well ya see partner with a hail of unforeseen events my one and only mouse just got dead, sooo It may or may not significantly affect my publishments of my newspapers to the International Community... I'm using my touchpad as you can see..

🎤 Oh darn.

Hill Billy: Well you can't see but you get it.

🎤 That's a shame.

Hill Billy: Yep wont register it for some reason..

🎤 Well what do you enjoy doing outside of CK?

Hill Billy: Like in the AA?

🎤 Like in real life.

Hill Billy: Oh well lemme see here... I love being in the sunset time to time, maybe go for a walk and go up a hill nearby.. Well just have some balance time in general by not staring at my computer for the whole day and maybe read a book or two.

🎤 Sounds peaceful

Hill Billy: Yes people should get out more though with caution, because of the Covid-19, Be sure to wear your mask and remove your shoes when you come home. Be sure as well to wash your hand and if possible have quick shower to cleanse you self.

🎤 Thank you for the advice. Well how do you feel about the results of the elections?

Hill Billy: Umm pretty great, for most of my canditates that I voted have won the elections.

🎤 Any final thoughts?

Hill Billy: Stay home and come out from time to time

There you have it Conch Kingdom. I hope you found out something about your fellow citizen. Thank you for listening in on Conch Kingdom Interviews. If you would like to be interviewed please telegram Crionadh or DM him on discord.

Interview Conducted By: Crionadh

Dictatorship Tips

This week's tips given by The Hasrne for the fellow dictatorship nations out there. To continue on your path to become supreme leader.

DICTATORSHIP TIPS

Most of the dictators like to go outside to make all of the people proud of having a leader like you, but a good way to prevent your assassination is by staying in a bunker! That's right let your people starve to death while you are comfortable in your bunker, with all the basic necessities you need! Why would a great leader like you need to be outside his palace just to see the peasants being happy to see a god like person like you? No one! Keep your presence using holograms! These the new ways to be with your people without going out of your palace!

ANTI-DICTATORSHIP TIPS by NJ

Being aggressive is a great form to show how powerful you are, it will show the world not to mess with you. But what happens if you go peaceful? Without an army you will most likely be attacked by foreign powers or being trapped in a civil war, so if you want to be the envy of the world you have 2 options, the first one is to do more spending in the military or improve your people's civil rights but who wants to do that? It will make you weaker. So increase your military spending, it will save your life one day.

REPUBLICAN JOKES

My opinion about the constitutional monarchies is that, you leave the power of your decisions to the most incompetent people. Think about for a second, if one party doesn't have the advantage practically, some policies that could be helping your nation, or not, will never see the light of approval. It would be the same if you take as an example Mexico, they have 2 powers that can outmatch the president, which is the 3rd power, the first one is the "Camara de Diputados" which is very important because without it the president practically has no power to make his own changes and this 2020 has proven that if you have full control over that Camara, you will be able to do whatever you want with no opposition whatsoever making this a tyranny by majority.

Written by : The Hasrne

Comics

Hello CK! This is this week's comic by our comics editor Brustates. We also have a few more comics
by our graphics designer Kensaland because I guess he was feeling artistic. If you would like to
see something drawn by in the next issue, telegram Brustates.

Title: A New Era

Caption : Charville replacing Supero Omnia as PM.


Publisher = Rex omnia

Comics Editor = Brustates

Senior Executive Professional Interviewer = Crionadh

Writer = The Hasrne

Writer = Charville

Graphics Designer = Kensaland

PRIME EXECUTIVE MINISTERIAL HEAD CHAIRMAN WRITER OF RANDOM TIMED GIVEN ARTICLES = Hill Billy


Any and all CK nations can contribute if they like. You can submit an article you'd like published in the next Issue. You can propose ideas to Rex Omnia about what you'd like to see in the next Issue. Or, if you're feeling ambitious, you can join the staff! You can become a writer and help in writing articles.

Read dispatch

Wonderful news!

Rex omnia, Norcairnsiastrana, Socialist Platypus, and Untied states of matter

Beautiful work as always, Rex

Rex omnia, Norcairnsiastrana, Charville, Hill Billy, and 1 otherUntied states of matter

Norcairnsiastrana

Rex omnia wrote:Issue 5 of the Conch Times is now out :



11.07.2020 ISSUE V 5 SHELLS

Elections

Hello there Conch Kingdom. Election season has finally come to a halt, bringing in
new members for the government and seeing the old members leave. Truly a sad
event to witness, with many downcasted by the end of Supero Omnia's PM term. But
we must welcome the new members of the government as they bring new change to
CK.

On the 08/07/20, Crionadh presented us the results of the elections. After the great
campaigns posted by the participants, Charville, Third British Empire and Rex Omnia
were elected as the new officials of CK. For a percentage chart of the voting please
look down below.

For those who still seek to be in the government, I am sure there will be plenty more
opportunities to come by our Prime Minster and Minster of Foreign Affairs. Other than
that Conch Kingdom, I hope you are ready to see what the new ministers will bring to
CK.

🎊 7 Special Mentions 🎊

💎 The sovereign provinces of mesha is
ranked 10th for the Largest Manufacturing
Sector. The nation is known to have 74% of
their population working in factories.

💎 Loveable Dogs is ranked 7th for the Most
Devout. There are rumours that rigorous
one-on-one lessons are done to probe the
depth of citizens' beliefs.

💎 Travnjaci is ranked 1st for the Largest
Pizza Delivery Sector. Citizens are known to
spend many nights answering the front door.

💎Camo uslavae is ranked 4th for the
Lowest Crime Rates. It was shown that you
cannot lure theses citizens into committing
various crime.

💎 Corrinnesia is ranked 10th for the Most
Corrupt Governments. It was shown that
bribes were required to complete simple
administrative requests.

💎 Leeethanica is ranked 8th for the
Highest Unexpected Death Rate. The
government actively encourages to pay their
respects at cemeteries.

💎 Lower East Manhattan who successfully
became a psychotic dictatorship recently.

Current Poll

Our current polls is up and it is about our
newly elected ministers! What a coincidence.
If you want to view the poll, please click here.
The poll asks you which minister's ideas are
you most excited about so go have a look at
their campaigns and decide. I am sure you
know which answer to pick right, right?

On a side note from now on as you have
noticed we have reduced the amount of
surveyors to one. So if you are going to
telegram a poll, please telegram it to
Covida only. You wanted to do citizen
based polls so now you have to share your
ideas as well.

Detective

In the week to come I will be doing a type of
detective story where you will be the one
picking the choices. So reply, whether you
want me to do it where I show the option and
you vote for the best regionally or an interactive
one where I trust you will not cheat. Let me know.

Interview with Hill Billy

This is our fifth interview and this is with Hill Billy. We will ask them a number of question relating to their life in nationstates and a few about them outside. This time our interview will be conducted by Crionadh.

🎤 What's your favourite thing about CK?

Hill Billy: Well the thing I love about the CK is it's diversity and very much active for the most part. I also like this place for it is my first region to join and seems fit for a nation like me. I then like the welcomness of the region to new members or outsiders in general. Yeah and also I like the eventful happenings over here especially in Roleplayings. It even sometimes happens in the rmb from ambitious members who keep it interesting for the most part. Though I really want more in the discord cause it's only the major members there for the most part that participate in big roleplays, not saying minor members don't got much big things to do in roleplay but I just think they can be more ambitious when it come to roleplay like maybe sign a treaty or send a diplomat or something like that or even be more active. ( I also love y'all Conch cookies, goes well with my milk) Is it too much fellar?

🎤 No that's perfect. Speaking of roleplay, you have you're own newspaper which I personally throughly enjoy. What can we expect from the next edition?

Hill Billy: Oh well ya see partner with a hail of unforeseen events my one and only mouse just got dead, sooo It may or may not significantly affect my publishments of my newspapers to the International Community... I'm using my touchpad as you can see..

🎤 Oh darn.

Hill Billy: Well you can't see but you get it.

🎤 That's a shame.

Hill Billy: Yep wont register it for some reason..

🎤 Well what do you enjoy doing outside of CK?

Hill Billy: Like in the AA?

🎤 Like in real life.

Hill Billy: Oh well lemme see here... I love being in the sunset time to time, maybe go for a walk and go up a hill nearby.. Well just have some balance time in general by not staring at my computer for the whole day and maybe read a book or two.

🎤 Sounds peaceful

Hill Billy: Yes people should get out more though with caution, because of the Covid-19, Be sure to wear your mask and remove your shoes when you come home. Be sure as well to wash your hand and if possible have quick shower to cleanse you self.

🎤 Thank you for the advice. Well how do you feel about the results of the elections?

Hill Billy: Umm pretty great, for most of my canditates that I voted have won the elections.

🎤 Any final thoughts?

Hill Billy: Stay home and come out from time to time

There you have it Conch Kingdom. I hope you found out something about your fellow citizen. Thank you for listening in on Conch Kingdom Interviews. If you would like to be interviewed please telegram Crionadh or DM him on discord.

Interview Conducted By: Crionadh

Dictatorship Tips

This week's tips given by The Hasrne for the fellow dictatorship nations out there. To continue on your path to become supreme leader.

DICTATORSHIP TIPS

Most of the dictators like to go outside to make all of the people proud of having a leader like you, but a good way to prevent your assassination is by staying in a bunker! That's right let your people starve to death while you are comfortable in your bunker, with all the basic necessities you need! Why would a great leader like you need to be outside his palace just to see the peasants being happy to see a god like person like you? No one! Keep your presence using holograms! These the new ways to be with your people without going out of your palace!

ANTI-DICTATORSHIP TIPS by NJ

Being aggressive is a great form to show how powerful you are, it will show the world not to mess with you. But what happens if you go peaceful? Without an army you will most likely be attacked by foreign powers or being trapped in a civil war, so if you want to be the envy of the world you have 2 options, the first one is to do more spending in the military or improve your people's civil rights but who wants to do that? It will make you weaker. So increase your military spending, it will save your life one day.

REPUBLICAN JOKES

My opinion about the constitutional monarchies is that, you leave the power of your decisions to the most incompetent people. Think about for a second, if one party doesn't have the advantage practically, some policies that could be helping your nation, or not, will never see the light of approval. It would be the same if you take as an example Mexico, they have 2 powers that can outmatch the president, which is the 3rd power, the first one is the "Camara de Diputados" which is very important because without it the president practically has no power to make his own changes and this 2020 has proven that if you have full control over that Camara, you will be able to do whatever you want with no opposition whatsoever making this a tyranny by majority.

Written by : The Hasrne

Comics

Hello CK! This is this week's comic by our comics editor Brustates. We also have a few more comics
by our graphics designer Kensaland because I guess he was feeling artistic. If you would like to
see something drawn by in the next issue, telegram Brustates.

Title: A New Era

Caption : Charville replacing Supero Omnia as PM.


Publisher = Rex omnia

Comics Editor = Brustates

Senior Executive Professional Interviewer = Crionadh

Writer = The Hasrne

Writer = Charville

Graphics Designer = Kensaland

PRIME EXECUTIVE MINISTERIAL HEAD CHAIRMAN WRITER OF RANDOM TIMED GIVEN ARTICLES = Hill Billy


Any and all CK nations can contribute if they like. You can submit an article you'd like published in the next Issue. You can propose ideas to Rex Omnia about what you'd like to see in the next Issue. Or, if you're feeling ambitious, you can join the staff! You can become a writer and help in writing articles.

Read dispatch

That detective thing sounds good.

Rex omnia and Untied states of matter

Rex omnia wrote:Issue 5 of the Conch Times is now out :



11.07.2020 ISSUE V 5 SHELLS

Elections

Hello there Conch Kingdom. Election season has finally come to a halt, bringing in
new members for the government and seeing the old members leave. Truly a sad
event to witness, with many downcasted by the end of Supero Omnia's PM term. But
we must welcome the new members of the government as they bring new change to
CK.

On the 08/07/20, Crionadh presented us the results of the elections. After the great
campaigns posted by the participants, Charville, Third British Empire and Rex Omnia
were elected as the new officials of CK. For a percentage chart of the voting please
look down below.

For those who still seek to be in the government, I am sure there will be plenty more
opportunities to come by our Prime Minster and Minster of Foreign Affairs. Other than
that Conch Kingdom, I hope you are ready to see what the new ministers will bring to
CK.

🎊 7 Special Mentions 🎊

💎 The sovereign provinces of mesha is
ranked 10th for the Largest Manufacturing
Sector. The nation is known to have 74% of
their population working in factories.

💎 Loveable Dogs is ranked 7th for the Most
Devout. There are rumours that rigorous
one-on-one lessons are done to probe the
depth of citizens' beliefs.

💎 Travnjaci is ranked 1st for the Largest
Pizza Delivery Sector. Citizens are known to
spend many nights answering the front door.

💎Camo uslavae is ranked 4th for the
Lowest Crime Rates. It was shown that you
cannot lure theses citizens into committing
various crime.

💎 Corrinnesia is ranked 10th for the Most
Corrupt Governments. It was shown that
bribes were required to complete simple
administrative requests.

💎 Leeethanica is ranked 8th for the
Highest Unexpected Death Rate. The
government actively encourages to pay their
respects at cemeteries.

💎 Lower East Manhattan who successfully
became a psychotic dictatorship recently.

Current Poll

Our current polls is up and it is about our
newly elected ministers! What a coincidence.
If you want to view the poll, please click here.
The poll asks you which minister's ideas are
you most excited about so go have a look at
their campaigns and decide. I am sure you
know which answer to pick right, right?

On a side note from now on as you have
noticed we have reduced the amount of
surveyors to one. So if you are going to
telegram a poll, please telegram it to
Covida only. You wanted to do citizen
based polls so now you have to share your
ideas as well.

Detective

In the week to come I will be doing a type of
detective story where you will be the one
picking the choices. So reply, whether you
want me to do it where I show the option and
you vote for the best regionally or an interactive
one where I trust you will not cheat. Let me know.

Interview with Hill Billy

This is our fifth interview and this is with Hill Billy. We will ask them a number of question relating to their life in nationstates and a few about them outside. This time our interview will be conducted by Crionadh.

🎤 What's your favourite thing about CK?

Hill Billy: Well the thing I love about the CK is it's diversity and very much active for the most part. I also like this place for it is my first region to join and seems fit for a nation like me. I then like the welcomness of the region to new members or outsiders in general. Yeah and also I like the eventful happenings over here especially in Roleplayings. It even sometimes happens in the rmb from ambitious members who keep it interesting for the most part. Though I really want more in the discord cause it's only the major members there for the most part that participate in big roleplays, not saying minor members don't got much big things to do in roleplay but I just think they can be more ambitious when it come to roleplay like maybe sign a treaty or send a diplomat or something like that or even be more active. ( I also love y'all Conch cookies, goes well with my milk) Is it too much fellar?

🎤 No that's perfect. Speaking of roleplay, you have you're own newspaper which I personally throughly enjoy. What can we expect from the next edition?

Hill Billy: Oh well ya see partner with a hail of unforeseen events my one and only mouse just got dead, sooo It may or may not significantly affect my publishments of my newspapers to the International Community... I'm using my touchpad as you can see..

🎤 Oh darn.

Hill Billy: Well you can't see but you get it.

🎤 That's a shame.

Hill Billy: Yep wont register it for some reason..

🎤 Well what do you enjoy doing outside of CK?

Hill Billy: Like in the AA?

🎤 Like in real life.

Hill Billy: Oh well lemme see here... I love being in the sunset time to time, maybe go for a walk and go up a hill nearby.. Well just have some balance time in general by not staring at my computer for the whole day and maybe read a book or two.

🎤 Sounds peaceful

Hill Billy: Yes people should get out more though with caution, because of the Covid-19, Be sure to wear your mask and remove your shoes when you come home. Be sure as well to wash your hand and if possible have quick shower to cleanse you self.

🎤 Thank you for the advice. Well how do you feel about the results of the elections?

Hill Billy: Umm pretty great, for most of my canditates that I voted have won the elections.

🎤 Any final thoughts?

Hill Billy: Stay home and come out from time to time

There you have it Conch Kingdom. I hope you found out something about your fellow citizen. Thank you for listening in on Conch Kingdom Interviews. If you would like to be interviewed please telegram Crionadh or DM him on discord.

Interview Conducted By: Crionadh

Dictatorship Tips

This week's tips given by The Hasrne for the fellow dictatorship nations out there. To continue on your path to become supreme leader.

DICTATORSHIP TIPS

Most of the dictators like to go outside to make all of the people proud of having a leader like you, but a good way to prevent your assassination is by staying in a bunker! That's right let your people starve to death while you are comfortable in your bunker, with all the basic necessities you need! Why would a great leader like you need to be outside his palace just to see the peasants being happy to see a god like person like you? No one! Keep your presence using holograms! These the new ways to be with your people without going out of your palace!

ANTI-DICTATORSHIP TIPS by NJ

Being aggressive is a great form to show how powerful you are, it will show the world not to mess with you. But what happens if you go peaceful? Without an army you will most likely be attacked by foreign powers or being trapped in a civil war, so if you want to be the envy of the world you have 2 options, the first one is to do more spending in the military or improve your people's civil rights but who wants to do that? It will make you weaker. So increase your military spending, it will save your life one day.

REPUBLICAN JOKES

My opinion about the constitutional monarchies is that, you leave the power of your decisions to the most incompetent people. Think about for a second, if one party doesn't have the advantage practically, some policies that could be helping your nation, or not, will never see the light of approval. It would be the same if you take as an example Mexico, they have 2 powers that can outmatch the president, which is the 3rd power, the first one is the "Camara de Diputados" which is very important because without it the president practically has no power to make his own changes and this 2020 has proven that if you have full control over that Camara, you will be able to do whatever you want with no opposition whatsoever making this a tyranny by majority.

Written by : The Hasrne

Comics

Hello CK! This is this week's comic by our comics editor Brustates. We also have a few more comics
by our graphics designer Kensaland because I guess he was feeling artistic. If you would like to
see something drawn by in the next issue, telegram Brustates.

Title: A New Era

Caption : Charville replacing Supero Omnia as PM.


Publisher = Rex omnia

Comics Editor = Brustates

Senior Executive Professional Interviewer = Crionadh

Writer = The Hasrne

Writer = Charville

Graphics Designer = Kensaland

PRIME EXECUTIVE MINISTERIAL HEAD CHAIRMAN WRITER OF RANDOM TIMED GIVEN ARTICLES = Hill Billy


Any and all CK nations can contribute if they like. You can submit an article you'd like published in the next Issue. You can propose ideas to Rex Omnia about what you'd like to see in the next Issue. Or, if you're feeling ambitious, you can join the staff! You can become a writer and help in writing articles.

Read dispatch

Did you want to do your detective story as a choose your own adventure via polls?

Norcairnsiastrana

In regards to the current poll; I think that my ideas, in particular election by combat and banning discord users from being in government, are much better than those of the winners.

Supero Omnia, Covida, and Charville

Supero Omnia wrote:Proud of u

smh

Covida wrote:Did you want to do your detective story as a choose your own adventure via polls?

Hmmm, that might be a bit too long.

Covida and Hill Billy

Rex omnia wrote:Hmmm, that might be a bit too long.

hmmmm -_-

Liberto-Ancapistan wrote:In regards to the current poll; I think that my ideas, in particular election by combat and banning discord users from being in government, are much better than those of the winners.

You have a point with the Discord comment. Most politicians abandon the RMB and a lot of regional changes are not fully explained here as the politicians assume everyone has Discord.  I wouldn't say a ban from politics is in order though. There just needs to be the same effort put into the RMB announcements and discussion as the politicians put into Discord.

Rex omnia, Charville, and Hill Billy

Post self-deleted by Charville.

Post self-deleted by Socialist Platypus.

Rex omnia

Conch Mystery: Do -snip- and vote on which option you want to pick to continue the storyline.

Conch Mystery

by Rex omnia

(This is your internal thoughts)


Morning sunlight lazily struggles through the opaque smog of London. You crouch over a dead body in the alleyway of Lilt Street, thumbnail between your teeth in thought.


It's a Frenchman that's been shot point blank with a small caliber pistol in the chest. He lies cold and motionless in the alley. From body temperature and rigor mortis, you set his time of death late last night, around eleven or midnight.

His clothes are old but well kept. He has a head of short black hair (This guy was using a peach gel in his hair. Smells nice. Looks like he also just got a haircut, though it's messier on the left side) and thin marks on his face around his eyes (Was he a frequent goggle wearer? Perhaps a pilot or chemist). A broken pair of glasses lies beside the body.

You look at his weathered hands. There are small chemical burns on his fingers and bits of charcoal and sulfur underneath his nails. Further up his arm you see an old scar (Was this guy a mercenary? Soldier or assassin perhaps? Maybe he just got in a violent scuffle a while back) from a bullet wound that's healed up from at least a year ago.


There's a half-smoked cigarette beside the corpse. Interesting...

You pick up the burnt cigarette, hand rolled in red argyle paper, and waft in the distinct smell of tobacco. Your encyclopedic mind whirs as you analyze the scent.

Thuoc lao You're sure of it. This is a rare Vietnamese strand of tobacco that's very potent. Judging by the guy's teeth he's been smoking for a while.

There's two small piles of thuoc lao tobacco ash beside the body.


"Looks like a random mugging," says your partner, Duby. You're both detectives for Conch Yard. "No identification on the victim. He was shot point blank, and his wallet was stolen. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time."

"It wasn't a random mugging," you reply.

"You just want this to be exciting because the chief took you off the mystery bomber case (The chief doesn't like you very much. You were taken off the high profile terrorist bomber case even though you're the best detective in London) ," laughs Duby.

You need some evidence to show Duby that this wasn't random, how about the fact that the corpse was...


...once a chemist

...smoking a cigarette

...familiar with combat


Please post your option in the RMB or ping me on discord

Read dispatch

Please let me clarify. The options are the bold green ones at the end.

1- ...once a chemist

2- ...smoking a cigarette

3- ...familiar with combat

Covida, Mudreuque, Charville, and Lucasistanania

Lucasistanania

Conch Mystery

by Rex omnia

(This is your internal thoughts)


Morning sunlight lazily struggles through the opaque smog of London. You crouch over a dead body in the alleyway of Lilt Street, thumbnail between your teeth in thought.


It's a Frenchman that's been shot point blank with a small caliber pistol in the chest. He lies cold and motionless in the alley. From body temperature and rigor mortis, you set his time of death late last night, around eleven or midnight.

His clothes are old but well kept. He has a head of short black hair (This guy was using a peach gel in his hair. Smells nice. Looks like he also just got a haircut, though it's messier on the left side) and thin marks on his face around his eyes (Was he a frequent goggle wearer? Perhaps a pilot or chemist). A broken pair of glasses lies beside the body.

You look at his weathered hands. There are small chemical burns on his fingers and bits of charcoal and sulfur underneath his nails. Further up his arm you see an old scar (Was this guy a mercenary? Soldier or assassin perhaps? Maybe he just got in a violent scuffle a while back) from a bullet wound that's healed up from at least a year ago.


There's a half-smoked cigarette beside the corpse. Interesting...

You pick up the burnt cigarette, hand rolled in red argyle paper, and waft in the distinct smell of tobacco. Your encyclopedic mind whirs as you analyze the scent.

Thuoc lao You're sure of it. This is a rare Vietnamese strand of tobacco that's very potent. Judging by the guy's teeth he's been smoking for a while.

There's two small piles of thuoc lao tobacco ash beside the body.


"Looks like a random mugging," says your partner, Duby. You're both detectives for Conch Yard. "No identification on the victim. He was shot point blank, and his wallet was stolen. He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time."

"It wasn't a random mugging," you reply.

"You just want this to be exciting because the chief took you off the mystery bomber case (The chief doesn't like you very much. You were taken off the high profile terrorist bomber case even though you're the best detective in London) ," laughs Duby.

You need some evidence to show Duby that this wasn't random, how about the fact that the corpse was...


...once a chemist

...smoking a cigarette

...familiar with combat


Please post your option in the RMB or ping me on discord

Read dispatch

[/quote]
Smoking a cigarette.

Rex omnia

Rex omnia wrote:Conch Mystery: Do -snip- and vote on which option you want to pick to continue the storyline.

page=dispatch/id=1403625

Please let me clarify. The options are the bold green ones at the end.

1- ...once a chemist

2- ...smoking a cigarette

3- ...familiar with combat

Smoking a cigarette

Lucasistanania

Smoking a cigarette has been picked.

Next part of Conch Mystery is out. Read through the text carefully and decisively pick your option.

(This is your internal thoughts)

If you have just joined us now, check out the first Episode of the Conch Mystery HERE to get in touch with the storyline.


Last time on Conch Mystery : You need some evidence to show Duby that this wasn't random, how about the fact that the corpse was smoking a cigarette.


+ Deductive Reasoning

"There are two small piles of tobacco ash on the ground," you say. "The victim must have been here for long enough to smoke most of his cigarette, which means he was standing here in the alley for a suspicious amount of time. Perhaps he knew his killer (The victim and culprit usually know each other. Duby couldn't kill me if he tried)."

Duby scratches his chin. "We still don't know who he is, or why he was killed."

"Well there is something distinct about the victim," you say. "Maybe it can help identify him."

You point out the uniqueness of his cigarette.


"His tobacco is a rare Vietnamese strand," you say. "It's called thuoc lao. Only a handful of smoke shops in London sell that strand. Plus the rolling paper is a distinct red argyle. We can go around to more exotic smoke shops in London until we find one that sells both thuoc lao and red argyle rolling paper."

"I suppose there aren't too many foreign shops to check out," says Duby.


You and Duby find yourselves at the Gentleman's Flame, an exotic smoke shop in the Balham district. You see they sell both thuoc lao and red argyle rolling paper.

Browsing different pipes and strands of tobacco you see a beautiful young woman. (The woman seems out of place at the smoke shop, and uninterested with the products that she's browsing. Her clothes are rather plain and inexpensive, aside from a silver necklace that gleams in the window's sunlight.

There are short dog hairs near her ankles on her dress. Short. Looks like the hairs of a terrier. )

She has long almond hair and a set of pearly white teeth.(There is a small fleck of garlic between two teeth, but it's hardly noticeable even to you.)


Behind the counter you see the store owner (He's a creepy looking bloke. He wears dirty old clothes and has a devious twinkle in his eye. There's a long brown hair stuck to his shirt) arguing with his wife. She's fuming mad, ranting about missing profit from last month and his regular absence from home.

(Apparently the store owner misplaced £35. That's a lot of money to misplace. He was also missing from home last night and didn't show up until the morning. She's really getting at him about it. The guy seems like a creep. You recall that about 1 in 3 female homicide victims are killed by current or former lovers. Hopefully this guy doesn't snap.)


"How can I help you, gentlemen?" asks the man as he pushes his wife away. He fans the room's thick air with a weathered top hat, revealing a head of diminishing wispy white hairs.

(The hat is old and smoke stained on the underside of the scratched rim at the nose. As the store owner fans the hat a few short black hairs fall out and you catch the smell of thuoc lao again. Has he been smoking the same tobacco as the victim?

You also catch another scent. Peaches? )

"Have you sold any thuoc lao recently?" asks Duby as he puts his hand down on the counter. "It's part of an investigation."

"Hmmm, I don't recall off the top of my head," chuckles the man, grinning a crooked smile of white teeth and rapping his fingers (His fingers are old and bony. He wears a dirty wedding ring, slightly above a ring-shaped tan line. His fingernails are heavily stained by tobacco. Looks like a small bite on his wrist from a small dog.) on the counter expectantly. (The man's breath has a harsh garlic smell. He wants a bribe. Greedy greedy.)


What to do?

Threaten that you'll tell his wife about his affair

Tell him you know he's a murderer


Please post your option in the RMB or ping me on discord

Read through the text carefully and decisively pick your option

Read dispatch

The options are the bold green ones at the end. If you want to justify your answer go for it.

1- Tell him you know he's a murderer

2- Threaten that you'll tell his wife about his affair

Rex omnia wrote:

-snip-

Threaten that you'll tell his wife about his affair

Question of the Day: What is your favourite TV show?

Mine would be Horrible Histories. Such an engaging show, and contains some very good references in there too.

Dyrland, Mudreuque, and Creditopia

Charville wrote:Question of the Day: What is your favourite TV show?

Mine would be Horrible Histories. Such an engaging show, and contains some very good references in there too.


I don't know what my favourite show would be now, but top gear was always great.

Pervincia, Dyrland, Charville, and Kensaland

Macdonald clan

My favourite tv show is community. It is currently on Netflix.

Creditopia, Charville, and Asloa

Kensaland

Charville wrote:Question of the Day: What is your favourite TV show?

old Top Gear, Unorthodox or Live at the BBC.

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