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United states of gondor wrote:But... your mom :(

Best I can do is teach you how to cook
I can make the best scrambled egg EVER

United states of gondor wrote:I'm American!!!
Laughs in Freedom as a bald eagle comes screeching by

Bald Eagle screeches are so lame. It's more like awkward squaking.

The sound you're probably thinking of is actually a red-tailed hawk cry.

United states of gondor

Cape of Good Hope

Aelandi wrote:Best I can do is teach you how to cook
I can make the best scrambled egg EVER

But I'm lazy and I want you to make it

Supero Omnia wrote:Bald Eagle screeches are so lame. It's more like awkward squaking.

The sound you're probably thinking of is actually a red-tailed hawk cry.

Bald Eagles are pretty though

Aelandi wrote:Best I can do is teach you how to cook
I can make the best scrambled egg EVER

I used to be able to make scrambled eggs, but I forgot how.

Duby wrote:I used to be able to make scrambled eggs, but I forgot how.

You scramble eggs

United states of gondor wrote:But I'm lazy and I want you to make it

Duby wrote:I used to be able to make scrambled eggs, but I forgot how.

How. How do you forget to make scrambled egg. HOW

Aelandi wrote:How. How do you forget to make scrambled egg. HOW

I don't cook it enough, and I also just don't think about cooking. I can make a mean microwaved oatmeal though.

West zands sania

Aelandi wrote:Ah gotcha. Ye don't know that guy. Most important man I know is Willem-Alexander Claus George Ferdinand, Koning der Nederlanden, Prins van Oranje-Nassau, Jonkheer van Amsberg King of The Netherlands! :)

I see, yes King of the Netherlands is quite important in the country. I know for him as well.

West zands sania wrote:I see, yes King of the Netherlands is quite important in the country. I know for him as well.

I love the King! (only downside is that I am not allowed to insult the royal family) I think he's a nice person

Aelandi wrote:I love the King! (only downside is that I am not allowed to insult the royal family) I think he's a nice person

The royal family smells!

Duby wrote:The royal family smells!

To my AIVD agent reading this, these are not my words

Aelandi wrote:To my AIVD agent reading this, these are not my words

Aelandi paid me to say this. Stinky royal family!!!! You smell like celery!

Duby wrote:Aelandi paid me to say this. Stinky royal family!!!! You smell like celery!

Don't believe it AIVD he doesn't mean it! This is NOT an UwU moment!

Aelandi wrote:Don't believe it AIVD he doesn't mean it! This is NOT an UwU moment!

Its an uwu moment, and we all know that Aelandi always says uwu moments so AIVD get Aelandi right now.

Duby wrote:Its an uwu moment, and we all know that Aelandi always says uwu moments so AIVD get Aelandi right now.

Imagine in like an hour suddenly the AIVD comes to my door rams on it and screams AIVD DOE OPEN DIE DEUR! AIVD!

Aelandi wrote:Imagine in like an hour suddenly the AIVD comes to my door rams on it and screams AIVD DOE OPEN DIE DEUR! AIVD!

Tell me if it happens, so I can say that an uwu moment is about to happen to you.

Duby wrote:Tell me if it happens, so I can say that an uwu moment is about to happen to you.

Will do <3

West zands sania

Aelandi wrote:I love the King! (only downside is that I am not allowed to insult the royal family) I think he's a nice person

Yes, I think he is the nice person as well,but may I ask: Why can’t you insult the royal family? Is it a law like in Thailand or something else?

who is quanzo

Lants fedon wrote:who is quanzo

We're not going to talk about this.

West zands sania wrote:Yes, I think he is the nice person as well,but may I ask: Why can’t you insult the royal family? Is it a law like in Thailand or something else?

It is illegal yes
I can go to jail for a maximum of 4 months (it used to be 5 years)

West zands sania and The Free City of Nelson

Aelandi wrote:We're not going to talk about this.

It is illegal yes
I can go to jail for a maximum of 4 months (it used to be 5 years)

Imagine being so Insecure you have to have a law “protecting “ you from criticism

Gibmemoney wrote:Imagine being so Insecure you have to have a law “protecting “ you from criticism

probably a law from ages ago when absolute monarchies were popular that they never bothered changing

Gibmemoney wrote:Imagine being so Insecure you have to have a law “protecting “ you from criticism

I don't quite care actually, I like the man and I don't have anything negative to say about the royal family.

Lants fedon wrote:who is quanzo

Stop it. We're not going to talk about this.

Lants fedon wrote:who is quanzo

that's a packed question, we won't get into it

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