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Gah?

Nazbeth and Richomp

RIGHT. I remember now.

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:“Wake up!” Peety says. For the past ten minutes, the group has been trying to wake up Kena from an abrupt sleep spell.

“I’m a little teapot,
Short and spout!
Just—“ EK blares.

“The horror!” Kena immediately wakes up, slapping EK cross the face with full force.

“Bwaaa!” Enno, like a little baby, bursts into tears.

“Oh, shut up.” Kena reprimands. “Back in my day, singing like that was psychological torture employed by the government.”

“Anyway...”

Hahahahahaha

Nazbeth

Who doesn't love bureaucracy?

Country (President)
State (Governor)
Region (Intendant)
County (Prefect)
City (Mayor)
District (Administrator)
Locality (Manager)
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Nazbeth

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:

Perseus decides to take Tarius fishing one day because he needs a break from his work (and some comic relief in the form of Tarius). For the first few hours, they find nothing. Tarius is about to make Perseus go back when they find a spot full of fish. They spend a few hours there and Tarius has a very good time. In fact, right before they leave, Tarius says, "This is so fun! We should come back tomorrow!"

He asks Perseus for a marker. Perseus, slightly confused, gives him a thick red marker. Tarius, smiling excitedly, draws a big red X on the front of the boat. "This way," he says, "we can come back to the same spot tomorrow!"

Perseus groans. "Tarius, marking a spot on this boat won't help us come back to the same part of the lake tomorrow."

Tarius deflates. "Oh," he said. "I didn't know this boat was rented; I thought it was yours."

Nazbeth and Richomp

NEW TARIUS JOKE

Tarius spent 4 hours this morning trying to figure out who the gorgeous man in the window who repeated all his actions was.

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

Amazing.

Nazbeth

Richomp wrote:NEW TARIUS JOKE

Tarius spent 4 hours this morning trying to figure out who the gorgeous man in the window who repeated all his actions was.

I laughed when I read this. The one problem is... Tarius definitely knows what he looks like. Trust me, he knows.

Probably because he looks at himself in the mirror for at least half of the day.

Richomp wrote:A poem (It doesn’t rhyme)

As Holyfield bathes in the holy water in the Holyfield by the holy flight machine,

Perseus Greene sits on in his office awaiting the election to come. He can’t stand to say that he is not on the DA

Sary Hicks sat in her throne, looking at all the brainwashed people. As she sits she licks her lips ready to make alliances with dictatorships that let their people starve.

Jonatin sits by the fire letting the world go up in smoke. Counts his cash as he looks upon his capitalist empire

Jace Kalatu sits at his desk, signing bills of war. He sits there hand in his hair, and wonders how the world got so wrong

The leader of sovac medasic fear the day the he/her doesn’t appease their TLU overlords and is left to their own devices.

Other leader do other things

Richomp wrote:Could we call the protégée Ms. Xenotransplantation humanfish

Richomp wrote:What about Ms. Mcsizzle

Nazbeth

https://youtu.be/EsvfptdFXf4

The Council

Orlind Karvis
Title: The First Councilor
Experience: Brother of Enno Karvis, whose sacrifice vs Kena enabled the DA to turn the war in their favor
16P: Advocate

Arven Lore (Captured)
Title: The Second Councilor
Experience: Goa Lore’s brother; presumed dead after Tessin sabotaged the train he was on and shot him; not informing Goa of his survival as the CoF needs secrecy for it to survive and because Goa’d want him to return to Megapolis so they can catch up, etc., which Arven can’t do as he prioritizes the ultimate goal above even Goa
16P: Defender(?)

Vick Estamin
Title: The Third Councilor
Experience: Last Kaltam PM; ordered launching of Finality against Odil Rostenstaphen’s revenant army, to which Rostenstaphen responded with an equally deadly counterstrike
16P: Debater

Gious Sevanis
Title: The Fourth Councilor
Experience: Sister of Elko Sevanis, who was pressed into service and murdered by the Empire after he led a mutiny by soldiers who refused to fire on civilians
16P: Logistician

The Modus Vivendi

Senzala Kadhir
Governor of Josezhey
Mother of Ofrant Kadhir, who was shot by a gunman in Unidalania's only mass shooting of the 21st century
Unidalanian

Harlin Enolin
Aide to the Governor of Josezhey
Unidalanian

Klar Kedron
Engineer in the Kaltamian Community in Liberlitatia
Native to Kaltam, which was Wasted in the Second Crimtonian Civil War
Kaltamian, resettled in Liberlitatia

Yinro Morn
"[T]he camera and security monitor during the covert’s time beneath Lerros" (TE Chapter 8)
Medasician

Liria Pine
Captain of the Callidus
Nazbethian

Mesmer
Former Alomphmerksian Nationalist in Nyyentas
Homeland unknown, moved to Alomphmerks

Goa Lore
Administrative President of TLU
Brother of Arven Lore
Unidalanian

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Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

Mweglends, Meglends, and Weglends.

Those were the best nations to ever be in Dauiland.

Or something.

🥴

Nazbeth and Richomp

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:Mweglends, Meglends, and Weglends.

Those were the best nations to ever be in Dauiland.

Or something.

🥴

They were def always ingesting mary jane

Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

Nazbeth and Richomp

The nation of Kaltam, now known as the Wastes, paid a terrible price in one of Dauiland’s most horrifying, bloody conflicts of modern times: the Crimtonian Civil War. For the first few years of this nation-imploding conflict between the Empire of Crimtonia and the resistance group Crimtonian Spectre, the Dauiland Alliance imposed sanctions but took little military action — perhaps because of Crimtonian de facto Head of State Emperor Rostenstaphen’s warnings of ruthless retaliation in the passing of such an event. However, the neighboring Republic of Kaltam, under the steadfast leadership of Prime Minister Rachel Tiveron, was one of the few nations to ignore these warnings. Eventually, Kaltam managed to muster military and financial aid for the rebels from the Dauiland Alliance, including the powerful nations of Unidalania, Richomp, and Nazbeth, who would prove crucial in the coming victory. Eventually, backed largely by Kaltamian and Nazbethian support, Crimtonian Spectre seized control of the country. However, Emperor Rostenstaphen managed to survive and fled to the lawless badlands of the country with an army of loyalists. What happened next, no one could have ever predicted — and resulted in an unspeakable tragedy.
The Protector Program had been undertaken in Kaltam in secret ever since PM Tiveron’s election, and its advances in the field of science were unparalleled. Not only did it develop the supermechs that the program was named for, but it also developed the world’s most advanced artificial intelligence — and the most powerful atomic bomb in history. The bomb, codenamed Finality, was created by accident, and was never intended to be used. However, when Emperor Rostenstaphen emerged from hiding with an army twenty times more powerful than anyone could have predicted, newly elected Kaltamian PM Vick Estamin was faced with an impossible decision. The use of Finality on Rostenstaphen’s troops would cause unspeakable carnage and fallout on a scale never seen before — yet the alternative was equally unthinkable. In the end, Estamin decided to use the bomb. But again, he made the crucial mistake of underestimating Rostenstaphen. Only seconds after Estamin ordered the attack, Finality was detected. The nuclear counter-strike, using stockpiled WMDs that Kaltam had no way of knowing Rostenstaphen had, decimated the entire country, causing unspeakable, horrifying destruction. The official count is that every single resident of Kaltam, plus millions of others nearby killed by the fallout, all perished — hundreds of millions in total. Rostenstaphen’s army, too, was decimated, dying off by the millions.

The legacy of this unprecedented nuclear conflict — a smaller-scale, yet still immense reenactment of global Armageddon — defied the principal of mutually assured destruction in the most shocking way possible. The fallout was immense. Kaltam was converted into a nuclear wasteland, now known as the Wastes. The part of Crimtonia hit by Finality was fully contaminated, as well. The Crimtonian area around the Wastes remains lawless and in an anarchic state, known as the Ashes. Somehow, Rostenstaphen managed to survive, and later turned up in an Imperial prison.

Rumors persist, including that Estamin and perhaps a few hundred others managed to survive underground, but all are unconfirmed. What is known is the presence of miles of unmapped, unexplored tunnels beneath the Wastes’ surface. Known as the Wastes Complex, the general consensus among the Dauiland Alliance is that it is far too dangerous to venture into, regardless of what answers it may hold. However, the Alliance has taken extensive measures to prevent the spread and potential escape of dangers such as radioactive fallout, contaminated soil, and mutated plants and animals. These measures have been led by the Wastes’ neighboring nations of Nazbeth, Crimtonian Spectre, Richomp, and Deplandia, and include regular surveillance, the erection of walls, and the implementation of strict control laws. All travel to the Wastes, except as part of tightly regulated surveillance missions, is strictly prohibited.

Written by Nazbeth.

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Rahul Raghuraman and Nazbeth

The TE doc is already around 80% as long as the TFW one. Uau!

Nazbeth and Richomp

Nazbeth

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:

Gang Greene/Gangrene

All of TariUS

Perseus Greene's head on a stick!

I'm in Tiricia, y'all!

Yallgate

Nazcatraz

Donald Trumpp

Literally everything that has to do with Holydia

General Aladín Detrane

It's really just s***

Nazbeth

Next chapter outline in progress.

Nazbeth

Don’t forget Nazbethian stereotypes and Hallie Greene!

Rahul Raghuraman wrote:Next chapter outline in progress.

Amazing!

Nazbeth wrote:Don’t forget Nazbethian stereotypes and Hallie Greene!

Of course not!

Nazbeth

Nazbeth wrote:Amazing!

Yes — hopefully the chapter's done in time for tomorrow afternoon, though I suspect not.

Nazbeth

It's been months since we've had a conversation on the RMB.

Nazbeth

Now I realize how bad it is, comparatively.

Nazbeth

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