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*Blows up pineapple supplies*

Dominions Pizza wrote:

*Thinks it through. The gems could easily be fake. Or just small and worthless. But then it's for a bottle of cola that costs me way less than two dollars. What the hell.*

Yeah, I guess we can go with gemstones.

*Opening a small pouch, the customer pours out a few gemstones.*

"Just choose one, bit too lazy to randomly pick one."

This week it's cow vs pig.
Ground Beef or Ham on your pizza?

In our fourth Pizza Playoff, pineapple came out ahead - but only due to an over-enthusiastic player using pineapple-polling-puppets! What a fun guy! Sorry, but there's not much room on our pizza for puppet-propelled pineapple, and mushroom takes the top.

Black or yellow?
Olives or Sweetcorn on your pizza?

In our fifth Pizza Playoff, a few people had a beef with ham, but it seems more people would rather pig out on their pizza.

pepporoni overrated

*floats in*

Was up ma peeps?

Pizza girl wrote:

Sweet corn on pizza? Oh, for suffering succotash... YUK!

Might as well try whatever random crap out of some can which was donated to the homeless shelter.

*tosses can opener into garbage*

*Watches as you spoon cold pumpkin puree into your mouth*

Zombie burger wrote:

We're reopening down the block!

Back from the dead, huh? We'll, any time you want a freshly baked pizza, just pop by.

The mirror man wrote:

*floats in*

Was up ma peeps?

Hi, what can I get you?

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It's the last of the pizza topping heats -
BBQ Sauce or Onions on your pizza?

In our seventh Pizza Playoff, people thought that tuna was a pretty fishy topping. Pepperoni powered through as the preferred pizza.

Hello! Can I order a Hawaiian pizza, but sub the pineapple for sweetcorn and BBQ sauce? Also could you use the older expired toppings so I don't have to pay for them?