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Tubbius is getting a headache and needs a nap. He is not amused.

Daybreak13

Tubbius did nap. Tubbius' head does not hurt now. Tubbius had stupid dreams, however.

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Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius did nap. Tubbius' head does not hurt now. Tubbius had stupid dreams, however.

What kind of stupid dreams?

Treadwellia, Daybreak13, and The imperia kingdom

how bout them vikes?

Ni Hon wrote:What kind of stupid dreams?

You are not the first to ask this. Tubbius dreamt of playing on silly game shows that made no sense.

Ni Hon, Daybreak13, and The imperia kingdom

It is after five in the morning in Treadwellia. Tubbius the Fat is both wide and wide awake. His Fleshiness needs to sleep at least a little, but between work and babies, that has not proven possible yet.

Poor Tubbius.

Daybreak13

Your imaginary friend

Changing how one's people sound.

Probably violating multiple civil rights regulations but... XD That sounds hilarious.

Treadwellia wrote:You are not the first to ask this. Tubbius dreamt of playing on silly game shows that made no sense.

Like Biggest Loser? Or Biggest Winner? :)

Daybreak13 wrote:Like Biggest Loser? Or Biggest Winner? :)

In the dream, Tubbius was on a quiz show of sorts, being asked an endless list of easy questions. Each correct answer meant that He was allowed to eat exponentially growing numbers of triple-sized chocolate doughnuts. Needless to say, His Fatness was quite disappointed when He woke.

Daybreak13

Perhaps the Tubbiest One's dream will come true, of a sort! His Corpulence's great bulk will appear on the hit Treadwellian soap opera The Round and The Voluminous. He and Mrs. Tubbius will appear as the rich grandparents of the very portly but very wealthy and very single main character, one Beauregard Ellery O'Leary, III. Of course, His Immensity will be playing the first in that vaunted family line, with Her Maternity playing the family matriarch Lavinia Elizabeth O'Leary. Word has it that His Bulbousness' love of doughnuts and Her Motherhood's unexpected pregnancy will both be written in to the show.

Depending on the reception of the characters, the O'Leary couple might even become series regulars!

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Axixic and Pasnea

Ireland isles

For the poll, I wouldn't want to change anything about my people or the country itself.

All this is what makes me and the Irishmen that live in Ireland Isles great!

Imperial tapan

Ireland isles wrote:For the poll, I wouldn't want to change anything about my people or the country itself.

All this is what makes me and the Irishmen that live in Ireland Isles great!

Pappy I have child fight clubs, are you proud of me?

Ireland isles

Imperial tapan wrote:Pappy I have child fight clubs, are you proud of me?

I should've known my wife doing cocaine would've had this effect on our children...

The imperia kingdom

Ireland isles wrote:I should've known my wife doing cocaine would've had this effect on our children...

Wait what?

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Ireland isles

Busna wrote:Wait what?

Nothing, now shoo before I need to take out my 12-gauge.

Ireland isles

Treadwellia wrote:In the dream, Tubbius was on a quiz show of sorts, being asked an endless list of easy questions. Each correct answer meant that He was allowed to eat exponentially growing numbers of triple-sized chocolate doughnuts. Needless to say, His Fatness was quite disappointed when He woke.

I would be too

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Treadwellia wrote:Perhaps the Tubbiest One's dream will come true, of a sort! His Corpulence's great bulk will appear on the hit Treadwellian soap opera The Round and The Voluminous. He and Mrs. Tubbius will appear as the rich grandparents of the very portly but very wealthy and very single main character, one Beauregard Ellery O'Leary, III. Of course, His Immensity will be playing the first in that vaunted family line, with Her Maternity playing the family matriarch Lavinia Elizabeth O'Leary. Word has it that His Bulbousness' love of doughnuts and Her Motherhood's unexpected pregnancy will both be written in to the show.

Depending on the reception of the characters, the O'Leary couple might even become series regulars!

More details on the royals' appearance on The Round and the Voluminous have been revealed.

Tubbius' role as Beauregard Ellery O'Leary (the first) will have His Corpulence playing as an international doughnut store chain magnate and the ultimate source of the O'Leary family riches. His on-screen grandson is the series' lead character, Ellery, who has always been shown as being immensely wealthy but with no clear job or responsibilities. Viewers of the romantic drama will learn that the reason the grandson is so blessed is that he has already inherited the late O'Leary, Junior's fortune, which was made independently of the grandfather's wealth through the creation of the rival doughnut shop chain to that of the family's progenitor.

Until now, the young Ellery has been all set to wait for his grandparents to pass on through natural causes so that he might inherit all of their great riches, being the nearest surviving heir to their fortune. That, however, is about to change. What Ellery thinks is a routine birthday visit from "Grandpa Bo" and "Grammy Vinnie" changes drastically when Beauregard reveals the happy news that, despite their advanced ages, Tubbius has seen fit to bless them with the recent conception of a new baby--a baby who, naturally following, would be the inheritor of their O'Leary family estate.

What will the scheming and resentful Ellery try to do about this unsettling development? What sorts of outlandish fashions will the Tubbiuses wear on this show about excess and extravagance? Just how many doughnuts will His Fatness eat while onscreen as a part of His contract? Find out on this week's episode of The Round and The Voluminous!

(Updated Factbooks: Supporting Characters, Locations, and Organizations and The Tubbius Royal Family)

In Treadwellia, Tubbius the Corpulent is scratching His bald head. Just how does banning skateboarding lead to a drop in obesity figures? He will have to go think this over while lounging at the breakfast table, it seems.

Funkadelia wrote:how bout them vikes?

I'll bet under all of that fur and horned helmets, they really smell bad.

Bet you wouldnt say that to the one holding an axe

Badger wrote:I'll bet under all of that fur and horned helmets, they really smell bad.

And I bet under those cheese heads of your Packs they are really sad with those 7 wins on the year.

Funkadelia and Gatito

Scum wrote:And I bet under those cheese heads of your Packs they are really sad with those 7 wins on the year.

Lol

Once again the waters of Lazarus are not still.

Axixican War Ship destroys Pirates:

The dreadnought AWS “Ciudad Mas Tequila y Sizzle” (the Ciudad Tee) encountered three pirate frigates 100 km ENE of Treadwellia in the Sea of Bitter Pills. All three were destroyed using Mother Teresa Class cruise missles.

Survivors in lifeboats were machined-gunned to death 💀 with a medley of Tom Petty’s greatest hits playing over the Ciudad Tee’s loudspeakers.

Supreme Leader Sizzle has awarded the crew of the Ciudad Tee the Order of Valiant Defender of the Nation.

Fleet Captain Pectoralraisen Smallcolonson has been awarded the Star of Blood for his courage in the face of underwhelming odds.

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