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Isn't it weird that we just call everyone by their nation's name. Like hi South Dakota I'm New Jersey
Aflana, Guiness Freaks, Hyrule world, Oishichitsu, and 2 othersRepublica de qunila, and Loftegen 3
it's funny how that works
Guiness Freaks, Republica de qunila, and Loftegen 3
Ikr
Guiness Freaks, Hyrule world, and Loftegen 3
lol
Guiness Freaks, Republica de qunila, and Loftegen 3
I just made my flag
Your imaginary friend, Guiness Freaks, Hyrule world, and Loftegen 3
cool
Guiness Freaks, Republica de qunila, and Loftegen 3
Dockyards of Korf, 09:21
"Iosif Knyazev, you're the worst person I've ever known."
"I know, comrade, I know," trailed off Captain Knyazev, straining himself with the effort to collapse his companion's arm on a table in the commissary of the FRCPN Szabla. The match didn't seem like it was going anywhere, so with some degree of swiftness Iosif brought his heel down on his first officer's toes and quickly toppled their hand as they winced.
"Cheat!" He howled. Getting out of his seat and starting for the door, Iosif replied,
"Hey, I'm on duty now. You can't talk to me that way. Now, piss off."
Knyazev had a very pleasurable time in Korf, where he had made acquaintances with a fellow captain who was quite tipsy. However, he had also met with some old friends, particularly those who were forced to rely on the dark deluges of Korf to hide and lay low. There, he had acquired a falsified mission order to perform 'reconnaissance operations' in the waters of the African sisters, and had full authority to resupply his vessel as he saw fit. Of course, he was asked to resupply his ship with Vlad's Surplus Rations, an inoffensive subsidiary to major food supplier of the military.
Naturally, Iosif knew that what was in the rations were not for the crew, but contraband obtained through unknown means by the black market and now targeted towards the struggling markets of the African sisters. And Iosif was the one to smuggle it in with a rusting nuclear submarine, only recently updated while he was on shore leave.
Now, the Szabla had two VLS tubes for STS missiles, a completely overhauled electronic warfare suite (this was done without Iosif's knowledge), and nearly every system torn out and replaced with what the dockyards currently called state of the art.
With this, the meager Akula-Class submarine became the mighty Lobanov-Class, getting its name from the first Chairman of the Department of War. In the control room, deep in the hull, Iosif shouted commands to ready for their departure.
"Bearing east! Onwards!"
Cianlandia, Fluffiness, Glorious society, Leonism, and 2 othersMussoliniburg, and Loftegen 3
Hey everyone. Nice to see some faces/flags I haven't seen before.
Your imaginary friend, Guiness Freaks, Hyrule world, Glorious society, and 1 otherLoftegen 3
I still haven't reuploaded mine. x)
Mzeusia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 3
Really? That was, like, the second thing I did after reactivating my account.
Fluffiness, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 3
I have the images and stuff, but like, I'm a bit lazy I guess. I'll try to do it in th evening.
Guiness Freaks and Loftegen 3
Little leader un has the flu . . .
Treadwellia, Hyrule world, and Loftegen 3
Upon hearing this Purgadellhi spends a few moments contemplating and thinking through several strands of thought bouncing between annoyance, boredom, fear, and excitement.
In dernel we hold quite a fine space program. If she wanted to talk about this in space could we have not just gone and met up there to begin with?
Oh God!? Why would I ever go into space for such a simple thing?!? It was a mistake coming here!
Holy sh*t I get to go to space, we mostly have remote controlled things in space, I would be one of the few Dernellians to go to space!
Come on I came here is that not enough? Let's just get this over with instead of wasting a bunch of time going to space.
Then after a few more turns of thought, a level headed idea came through
*sigh* if i'm already here it'd be a waste to not go the full way, and then the extra mile. I'm here to be a diplomat and make good foreign relations. At the very least i should show my trust in New Vedan and that would go a long way.
Now Purgadellhi stands up, looks around, "Purgadellhi of Dernel, I am willing to go. If you believe it is safe, then I trust in your judgement. Besides, it will probably be fun!" he said as a genuine smile grew on his face, as the excitement began to take him over.
Cianlandia, New vedan, Leonism, and Loftegen 3
i like yours as it is
Fluffiness and Loftegen 3
This talk of alien invasions brings to Lady Zaharra's mind a strange incident from her youth. Apparently a man in a suit made of quicksilver visited one of her tribe's villages, having descended from the sky on a golden cloud. Lady Zaharra didn't see this personally, but heard it from a relative not know for being a liar, or a teller of tales. The man stayed for a few days, never removing any part of his suit, and was intensely curious about the mundane details of daily life. And he showed her tribe how to make pots out of clay. Only millennia later, when she learned to travel through time, did Lady Zaharra discover that the story was true, and that her world had been visited by someone from another planet.
Aigania, Cianlandia, Fluffiness, Guiness Freaks, and 1 otherLeonism
Eeep! Temmi and the rest of the folks in Internal Management have been considering making a LazAwards thingy so we can bestow tokens on the best issue answerer, best rper.. etc but we're having trouble coming up with all the categories. x) If y'all have any ideas for what there should be, would ya share them?
Treadwellia, Cianlandia, Fluffiness, Guiness Freaks, and 1 otherDebussy
Best endorser, best Mzeusia, best liked (as in person with the most likes on their posts), best troll-destroyer.
Your imaginary friend, Fluffiness, and Guiness Freaks
Best troll-destroyer would be whoever has the fewest responses to trolls. AKA, most of the non-posting community.
No, it would be the person to write the best satirical eulogy for the troll. Alternatively it could be given to me every time.
Guiness Freaks and Hyrule world
that's true
Mzeusia and Guiness Freaks
Posting this here in case anybody missed it:
Statement on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators operations against The North Pacific
The North Pacific has uncovered an undercover espionage operation (dubbed “Operation 84”) which was orchestrated by the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators against The North Pacific starting in December 2018. At the order of regional founder Jocospor, two agents from the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, Castelia (a Supreme Council member of the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators) and The Inquisitor, joined The North Pacific under the assumed names Artemizistan and Ikea Rike with the ultimate goal of securing The North Pacific’s delegacy. United massachusetts was also recruited by Jocospor to serve as a mentor/handler of Castelia’s operation.
Ikea Rike’s cover was blown immediately upon joining The North Pacific when they applied for an embassy between The North Pacific and the Confederation. Nevertheless, Ikea Rike continued with the operation for almost a year and made regular reports to Jocospor. Artemizistan’s operation appeared to have been underway for approximately six months and was not immediately known to us. Neither operation was a success with both agents not rising beyond the ranks of junior members of the executive staff.
The Chuck, a former administrator of the discord server of COCD has provided us with damning supporting evidence, including screenshots. This evidence is extensively detailed in The North Pacific’s official report on this incident which can be read 
here. You will also see many of these screenshots be presented in proceedings against the foreign agents in the Court of The North Pacific. We were also given testimony from United Massachusetts, which will assist us in prosecuting the agents involved.
The motive appears to be Jocospor’s desire to turn The North Pacific into a puppet state of the Confederation and to end his region’s presence on the Civil Defence Siren, a warning system utilized by the feeders to discourage players from joining fascist regions.
While this effort was poorly executed and ultimately came to nothing, it was an outrageous violation of The North Pacific’s sovereignty and will not be tolerated. To that end, I have ordered military strikes on six regions affiliated with the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, and have 
filed indictments against the individuals involved. We will continue to target the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators itself with our retaliatory recruitment and will strike against any region that maintains any ties with the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators.
It is clear from this plot that the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, with Jocospor at the helm, has delusions of grandeur and empire. Its rhetoric regarding the common nation and opposition to elites rings hollow. It is not a region led by a pretend fascist, but an actual fascist, one who consorts with neo-nazi groups in secret, beyond the knowledge of even his Supreme Council.
We continue to oppose this direction and will continue to stand up against fascist forces in NationStates. We will not stand for this inexcusable behavior, whether it is directed at us, our allies, or our neighbors in this game. And we call on all regions to take the same stand.
Yours sincerely,
McMasterdonia
Delegate of The North Pacific
Your imaginary friend, Aflana, and Fluffiness
Underground Military Facility, Natcht, Capital of Cianlandia
"On whose authority am I supposed to open the Vault, General? I'm sorry sir, you just don't have the clearance."
The General shrugs and points to the Emperor, standing behind him.
"His."
The Vault opens.
Kial'Dir had heard of this place, yet only in hushed whispers among top military leaders. It was where his nation had stored away things that needed hiding. Of course, he had never had the time to examine the truth of such rumors for himself. Until now.
Kial'Dir followed the hurried aides as they ushered him to a room where an ancient clay pot lay sealed behind a wall of airtight glass.
"Where was this found?" inquired the Emperor.
"An archaeological expedition, at the Frisian Banks in 
Leonism, sir." Murmured the scientist.
"And it's also the same one mentioned by Lady Zaharra, sir."
No wonder Loftegen 3was so interested in this, though the Emperor.
The clay pot glowed with a soft shimmer. Colors danced along its broken edges, and the clay changed its coloring to all the shades of the rainbow now and again.
"I'm beginning to believe New vedan now, said Kial'Dir. Especially in light of your researcher's conclusions."
"Which ones?" Asked the scientist.
"That the residue of genetic material on the pot isn't from here."
"Here, sir?"
The Emperor spoke once more.
"Earth."
Leonism and Loftegen 3
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